Classic joke, this is the real cold.

1. Put the notebook on the table first, and then put your chin on the notebook. Okay, this is my gift to you, okay? Notebook pad brain!

2. Beauty Asking for directions: One day, a beautiful woman asked me for directions on the road. I swear I have never seen such a beautiful girl, and I don't know whether I am nervous or carried away by excitement. I told her my home address.

3. Customer:? I want to buy a book, there is no murder in it, but there is a hidden murder; There is no love, only love and hate; No detectives, but always on your guard? Can you recommend one for me?

Shop assistant:? Stock market. ?

I just heard from a taxi driver two days ago that I drove my wife to the railway station to take a bus back to my parents' home that day. After arriving at the station, I looked at the table below and habitually said: Miss has arrived. A * * * 55 yuan. ?

After that, I was confused. My wife woke up after a nap, rubbed her eyes and answered:? My husband also drives a taxi. The maximum here is 40. Who are you kidding? ?

5. Introduced by Aunt Antelope, Mr. Zebra and Miss Kangaroo met for the first time? Meet? see and assess the suitability of a prospective mate or son

Miss Kangaroo wanted to relax, so she said humorously, "Are you a girl at first sight?" Black and white? People in the world. ?

Mr zebra:? Yes, that's why you are my' best person'. ?

? Why?

? The day before yesterday, I robbed a bank, so much money was put in, only to find that I was missing a pocket! ?

6. One day, Xiaoming's mother gave him thirty yuan and said, Go and study art.

Xiaoming went to a construction factory to visit a worker's uncle. The worker's uncle said, "As soon as something bad happens, the house will fall down." . Xiao Ming said: Uncle, say it again and I will give it to you 10 yuan. ? Big deal, the house is not good, fell down?

She saw another aunt, who said; Where to go streaking? He gave his aunt another ten yuan.

After a while, he saw an old man coaxing a child. The old man said, if you hit grandpa again, grandpa won't buy you a pineapple to eat.

When he got home, he shouted: no good. The house will collapse. Mom who is taking a bath says, ah, the house is falling down?

He said again: streaking where. Mother stretched out her hand to hit him. He also said that you were beating grandpa, and grandpa wouldn't buy you a pineapple to eat.

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