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Zhou Yu made fun of Zhuge Liang's ugly wife. How did Zhuge Liang fight back?
Zhou Yu stills
Zhou Yu was busy thinking, pretending to say what she thought in advance: it is ugly to have eyes, and it is ugly to have no eyes. If you don't look around, adding a girl is a girl, and the girls in Longzhong are ugly, so it is difficult to choose girls. When this was said, everyone burst into laughter. As we all know, Huang Yueying, Zhuge Liang's wife, is a native of Longzhong, and her appearance is not good. Zhou Yu's words are all laughing at Zhuge Liang's eyes. She found the ugliest daughter-in-law in Longzhong.
Zhou Yu stills
Seeing this, Zhuge Liang was not angry, but smiled. Since you are so disrespectful to me, I won't leave you any information. He thought for a moment, then said slowly: A tree is a bridge, and a tree is also Joe. Remove the wood from the bridge and add a woman to be charming. There are many beautiful women in Jiangdong, Er Qiao, but it is difficult to protect a copper finch if it is not locked. Zhuge Liang's couplets were neat and clever, and they also humiliated Zhou Yu.
Zhuge Liang stills
Zhou Yu's first couplet was published at a banquet, and it was spread out with the word "eye". To put it bluntly, he laughed at Zhuge Liang's ugly wife. Zhuge Liang was not angry and immediately went back with the couplet. Your wife is very beautiful and ranks among the best in Jiangdong. No wonder your wife is always missed by Cao Cao. Be careful of being cuckolded. At this point, we can easily see that Zhuge Liang is really knowledgeable and ingenious.
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