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Zhou Yu made fun of Zhuge Liang's ugly wife. How did Zhuge Liang fight back?

Unofficial history recorded such a passage that when Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang attended the banquet together, they planned to embarrass Zhuge Liang at the banquet in advance. Zhou Yu is a little arrogant. No matter his family background, birth or the beauty of his wife, he is far superior to Zhuge Liang. Why do people feel that Zhuge Liang is worse than himself and are unconvinced? So at the banquet, you come and go, walk with Zhuge Liang, drink and entertain guests, and the banquet atmosphere is high. Zhou Yu said that he wanted to compete with Zhuge Liang for literary talent and let Zhuge Liang make couplets.

Zhou Yu stills

Zhou Yu was busy thinking, pretending to say what she thought in advance: it is ugly to have eyes, and it is ugly to have no eyes. If you don't look around, adding a girl is a girl, and the girls in Longzhong are ugly, so it is difficult to choose girls. When this was said, everyone burst into laughter. As we all know, Huang Yueying, Zhuge Liang's wife, is a native of Longzhong, and her appearance is not good. Zhou Yu's words are all laughing at Zhuge Liang's eyes. She found the ugliest daughter-in-law in Longzhong.

Zhou Yu stills

Seeing this, Zhuge Liang was not angry, but smiled. Since you are so disrespectful to me, I won't leave you any information. He thought for a moment, then said slowly: A tree is a bridge, and a tree is also Joe. Remove the wood from the bridge and add a woman to be charming. There are many beautiful women in Jiangdong, Er Qiao, but it is difficult to protect a copper finch if it is not locked. Zhuge Liang's couplets were neat and clever, and they also humiliated Zhou Yu.

Zhuge Liang stills

Zhou Yu's first couplet was published at a banquet, and it was spread out with the word "eye". To put it bluntly, he laughed at Zhuge Liang's ugly wife. Zhuge Liang was not angry and immediately went back with the couplet. Your wife is very beautiful and ranks among the best in Jiangdong. No wonder your wife is always missed by Cao Cao. Be careful of being cuckolded. At this point, we can easily see that Zhuge Liang is really knowledgeable and ingenious.