What is the experience of having a funny teacher?

Is that you seem to have played a joke in class. ...

My high school math teacher, the phone rang during class, took a look and said it was a fraudulent phone call. It occurred to her that she picked it up and told us how to prevent cheating. ...

Then I got through, that is, the phone number of the bank or some other loans. He talked with the young man at the other end with a megaphone, and asked him to say his ID number and name in the middle. He gave the name of another person in their office without saying his own, and his ID number was unknown. Then he started talking nonsense, gesturing to us while pulling, and then we listened to the conversation between the math teacher and the liar for half a class. ...

The funny teacher not only tells you jokes in person, but also tells you jokes. Anyway, you won't feel bored in this course!

Surgery teacher, teach us the urinary part. Surnamed Lai, male, claiming to be a good man. In class, he held two cups with three words written on them: good man.

He claims to be able to recite the whole surgical book. Although he hasn't done experiments, he never takes textbooks in class. All the girls in the school are his little fans. The lessons he can remember in class generally don't need to learn much after class.

In class, I occasionally tell a few dirty jokes about the urinary system. Generally, our male voice is the highest. Let him say: It's not good to be too yellow, and it's not good to spread it to our teachers and mothers, who are our internal medicine teachers and are very beautiful.

He said the graduation ceremony. He said that men must listen to women and make way for everything, but women must listen to men outside!

Yes, that's him! I want him to be red!

Once in class, the Chinese teacher walked into the classroom and suddenly found that the distance between the first row of tables and the podium was too close. She pushed her glasses and said, why is it so difficult for me to turn around now? Have I gained weight? The whole class burst into laughter, and then started class happily. ...

The Chinese teacher asks her classmates every time she wears new clothes. Is it nice? Once, she wore a new skirt. As soon as she entered the classroom, her classmates cheered. She said blindfolded, can't you see, is this my cotton-padded coat? I took out the cotton, and the whole class laughed. Then I went to class happily. ...

In fact, behind every teasing teacher, there are good intentions. Her only purpose is to have a happy class. Of course, the most important thing is that I am the teasing teacher.

Our English teacher is crazy about golden sentences. I think it's a pity that he won't be a crosstalk performer.

Because most English teachers in our school are women, then one afternoon, his first class was his class, and we were a little sleepy. He said, "I know you all like to be like that beautiful teacher in the next class." Oh, have pity on me, a bad old man. "

English morning reading We don't read as loudly as the books next door. As soon as he came in, he said, "Read aloud! Beauty! I really don't lie to you. The louder you read, the higher your face value. "

Another time, when we were learning English, someone was joking. The English teacher said, "You are just more interesting than children. I feel like a kindergarten director. Don't! Zoo director! " "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, there are many such good things. In short, his eloquence is really covered, convinced!

The biology teacher gave us a blood test. As a result, no one wanted to go up and prick himself. As a result, he cried.

A physics teacher, who performed well on the podium, suddenly walked to the water cooler with his hands behind his back and heard the sound of water for about half a minute. Then he ... ate a bucket of beef noodles with sauerkraut on the podium and was finally caught by the patrol chief.

When I was in the first row, I always looked up at the teacher in class, so my mouth was unnatural. The teacher couldn't help throwing a chalk head at my mouth.

Call him a teacher and never care about you. You call him handsome, and he turns around.

The math teacher keeps a pet in a game. The name is the name of the math class representative. . .

In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher burned the platform by doing experiments.

The physics teacher taught us how to turn the electric meter upside down to save electricity.

The first example: When I was in junior high school, there was a Chinese teacher who was also our head teacher. He is short in stature. He shaved his head all the year round and put on a chef's suit. Although he is ugly, Jianghu people call him "Zhang Lei". Why? Every time I see a student dozing off in class or other subjects, he will quietly float to the sleepy students. Without further ado, one hand lowered his head, the other hand showed Tiger Claw, and then fell back heavily. Every palm will make a thunderous sound, and over time, it will get the name of thunder palm. At this point, Lei Zhang is famous in the Jianghu, and students are afraid of it. Most of them were scared and absorbed in his class.

Later, we heard that the head teacher had more than one Jianghu name. Before Zhang Lei was transferred to our school, he taught in another school, and the students in that school nicknamed him Little Wang Du. It means that when he punishes students, he likes to hit them in the stomach, so he was given such a name. After so many years, the head teacher has now been promoted to the director of the school's academic affairs office. It is estimated that he has gained many new Jianghu names!

The second example: in high school, he was our math teacher and our head teacher. He is tall and burly, paunchy, and looks like a chef. He likes telling jokes and joking in class very much. His favorite joke in class is that he opens his mouth seriously. For example, we have to draw geometric figures in class, and then he will deliberately ask us what color chalk painting we like. At this time, he will deliberately emphasize that I like yellow. Do you like yellow? Then some dirty turtles will automatically fill in bad pictures, and then he will emphasize that boys should like yellow, how good yellow is. ...

I can't help but share with you the funny teacher I once met:

A senior Chinese teacher in primary school is always mysterious when asking questions. At first, the students were confused. For example, if he asks questions and the students answer them, will he say "right"? The student thought about it, was not sure, and said "no". The teacher said, "Is it really wrong?" ? The student thought for a moment and then said, "Yes". So repeatedly.

Gradually, students get used to the teacher's routine and become mechanical answers.

Once a teacher from a foreign school was listening to a class, and the teacher did the same thing: "* * * * *", right?

The students didn't even think about it, but they all agreed-right!

Is that so?

Without thinking-no!

Is it really wrong?

The answer is like a stream-yes!

The teacher is angry, and such a simple question is a brain, and outsiders have no face in class! !

Do you think I'm insignificant? (Northeast dialect, similar to look down on me)

The whole class was stunned. I've never asked that before.

Immediately answer in unison-"open your eyes"!

In the fourth grade of primary school, our first beautiful female teacher was going to study abroad, and sometimes it was not time to separate, so I really didn't think the teacher was so good.

The head teacher teaches Chinese. In the last class, everyone sent a diary as a souvenir. When the last one sent it down, suddenly I don't know which cheating classmate cried, and all the students cried along. That scene is still unforgettable. It suddenly occurred to me that the teacher was so kind to us that such a good teacher would be separated from us.

Then I changed to a very old female teacher. Mandarin is still standard, but the pronunciation of individual words is indeed not standard, and the proportion of funny happens here.

Once in a Chinese class, there was a well-known word called nong. The original pinyin should be Nong, but the teacher took us to read it one by one and became Nengmin. Now think about how it is also the fourth grade. Why did all the students in the class go astray and study together? Strange in ridicule, authoritative in strangeness, and pitted in authority. I wonder how many students haven't changed since.

There is no such Chinese teacher now. Mandarin is very standard, but the new funny thing is that the teacher actually assigned the children to an off-campus remedial class, suggesting parents to give gifts! In the final analysis, do you think it's because the teachers' skills were flawed in the past, or because some teachers didn't attend classes well and received gifts?

What is the experience of having a funny teacher?

The Chinese teacher yelled at us in English: Why are your faces so thick?

Players who can't brag are not good math teachers.

The teacher was angry: Did someone teach you?

I heard one from our teacher. His colleague took the train, and a student couldn't do his homework, so the teacher taught him. The parents of the students asked: "You are so powerful, are you a teacher?" His colleague replied: "No, I am a pig farmer, and I have raised more than 50 heads."

High school geography teacher, you tell him that once he calls handsome boy, the teacher will never come back to say hello to you again.

In the physics class of senior three, the teacher asked questions, and everyone couldn't figure out the result. The old man said, can't you think of it? Then gently shake your little heads. Everyone began to shake their heads, and the teacher continued, did you hear that? Underwater sound.

What is the experience of having a funny teacher? Please share your story in the comments.

It is a blessing to have a funny teacher!

Don't ask me why. Because my class teacher is very good.

His characteristics: He is our head teacher and physics teacher. He is not tall, but he always gives me a different feeling! Not because I'm afraid of him, but because his eyes are big and small and look scary!

His requirements for our class are self-study at 6: 50 in the morning and school at 5: 30 in the afternoon. The most exciting thing is that he goes back to check the dormitory at night! Can you imagine the touching scene when the class teacher suddenly broke into the house while several people were playing mobile phones? I did, but we were just studying, so we lied to him, otherwise, the phone would be gone!

Once, he checked the night on time. As soon as he left, we immediately showed our true colors. Everyone took out their mobile phones and started playing games. Who knows, the head teacher didn't leave, so he squatted at the door! As a result, 5 kills made me feel bad for a long time! After I get my mobile phone back, I have to open the dormitory door to spy on the enemy every time I play!

He is super special! Some time ago, our high school asked each class to choose a class song. Our music teacher was really touching. It was too ... naive to choose a lot, but we didn't like them, so the class song was inconclusive for a long time. Later, our class teacher knew, and suddenly one day, he came into the classroom with a USB flash drive, turned on the video and said that this was our class song. Suddenly the whole class paid attention to the video, and the result turned out to be. The whole class was high at that time. Who knew our head teacher was so fashionable! Later he printed the lyrics for us!

For a while, students began to love singing, and I was no exception! Later, the whole school knew about it and envied our head teacher!

He is very kind. Our school will clean the work area for a while. Once, a classmate in the class who was in charge of cleaning toilets forgot his duty. As a result, our head teacher had to do it himself! I was particularly embarrassed when the classmate learned about it afterwards, but he only said small things. Just pay attention next time, and suddenly I am more fascinated by him, even though I am a man!

As a teacher, he really subverted my view of teachers. He is different and amiable! We usually call him Ange! What a domineering name! He is funny people in a million!