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Specializes in treating boys who don’t reply to messages, high emotional intelligence in replying words

Specializes in treating boys who don’t reply to messages, and has high emotional intelligence in replying words

① Yin and Yang weirdness

1. Is it stressful to chat with female celebrities?

2. How long will your sentence be for replying a message?

3. Is it because the signal in the prison is not good and you can’t receive my message?

4. Do I need to look up the Xinhua dictionary to reply to a message?

5. After coaxing the other sisters, can you get back to me?

②Funny Sword Selling

1. What wind blows you here, timi’s wind of victory?

2. Which window has God closed on your chat window?

3. Are you still there? There have been more pig thefts recently, and I’m worried about you?

4. No, I remember it was me who chopped my hands at Double Twelve!

5. Were you kidnapped and used as your husband?

③Crazy Literature

1. You don’t need to reply to my message, just learn to run hard.

2. I am just always willing to be around you, I walked around Meng Jiangnu and saw how tragic she was when she cried down the Great Wall. I walked around to ancient times and saw the brave and fearless Xing Tian dance. These are all role models. We have been like this since ancient times. I walked around the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific, and I felt changed when I walked around the Alps. Without me, my expectations of you are in vain. Of course not! This is the legacy of history and the yearning for our efforts!

3. If you ignore me, do you think I will still care? I have been practicing swordsmanship in Kunlun Mountain for six years, and my heart has long been as cold as the snow in Kunlun Mountain. I have been killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years. I thought my heart was already as cold as my knife, but when I clicked on your dialog box, my tears instantly fell like a waterfall in a Huangguoshu tree!

⑤Tea Talk

1. It doesn’t matter, you can talk to her first, I’m not in a hurry here.

2. I have been waiting for your reply for five hundred years.

3. Baby, when you ignore me, I stare at your avatar in a daze as if I am keeping a wake for you.

4. Humph, I’m leaving, and you won’t have any treasure in the future.