What are some silly jokes or short stories?

1, a toad doesn't want to eat the latest tea, and doesn't even catch mosquitoes. Other toads are anxious to know what's wrong with it. The oldest toad said, "catch a swan and take good care of it." Because the toad wants to eat swan meat. "

My five-year-old son once asked me what I had in my hand. I said it was a cell phone. He said why it's called a cell phone. I was busy at that time and casually sang "a chicken in my left hand and a duck in my right hand." The son showed a more puzzled expression: "Then why not call it a hand duck?"

3. My friend and I walked to the fork in the road, and we said goodbye with a song: "I'll send you away, thousands of miles away." As a result, "thousands of miles away" went away.

My bitch gave birth to two puppies. Because my wife is a reporter, we nicknamed these two dogs "paparazzi". Once we were about to kiss, I suddenly saw the "paparazzi" shouting: "paparazzi!" The wife was frightened and said, "No, it's impossible. I sent them back. "

North Korea says that the American people are living in dire straits. On the front page of the North Korean newspaper, a photo of an American sunbathing on the beach was published, with the caption: Americans are poor, have no clothes to wear, do not have enough to eat, people are starving, and no one cares. ......

6, a MM brokenhearted, several attempts to commit suicide were found by relatives and friends in time. One day, while relatives and friends were unprepared to leave home, anxious relatives and friends looked everywhere. When they decided to call the police, they received a short message from her: You don't have to look for me. I'm on my way to the Dead Sea. I like the sea. I decided to end my life there.

7. Sister Chang 'e was eating when suddenly there was a flash outside. Chang 'e was surprised and went out to watch. Come back and breathe a sigh of relief; "Yang Liwei. . "

8. A Ju and Feifei are both hard of hearing. Feifei saw Aju go out that day; "Ju, are you going for a walk?" "No, I'm going for a walk!" "Oh. . I thought you went for a walk. "