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Apologize clause

Apologize?

1. My mobile phone is always on for you. If you forgive me, you can always contact me.

Go downstairs. I am here. I know you are angry now. I take you to eat delicious food, and you scold me while eating.

Are you tired of noise? The fruit I ordered for you has arrived. Please remember to open the door and get it (and buy some flowers and write a small card).

4. I was wrong! Dear princess, gentle and virtuous, well-managed and sensible, please forgive me.

What I said today was angry words. In my heart, you are always the first and the most important.

6. Anger is anger, but don't worry, brother, I still love you.

7. Can you explain to me why I like you so much even though you are fierce?

Apologize short story

1. One day, the ducklings lined up to cross the river. One of the ducklings tried to align with the one in front, but it couldn't align, so he muttered, "No alignment! Incorrect duck! " Did you hear that? Sorry ~ [sorry]

2. A pineapple went for a haircut. It sat for a long time. The barber never cut his hair, so he said, "Leave me alone."

3. One day, the taro and the spray quarreled, and the taro turned and ran away with milk tea. Now there is only one spray left. Do you want this or not? [Will]

One day, Ducky and his girlfriend went shopping, and the street was crowded. Ducky shook hands in a panic, but it wasn't his girlfriend. He said shyly, "The wrong duck holds the wrong duck ~" [I was wrong].

5. A little penguin accidentally fell down while walking, and a bird chirped at it, "Are you going to lie on the ground all your life?" Still not up? The little penguin said angrily, "Yes! I'm sorry "[sorry,]

The skill of admitting mistakes

1. Which one with no eyes makes the baby angry? Oh ~ it's me (hugging and saying I was wrong)!

Baby, don't be angry! I'm telling you, I have super powers and I like you very much.

Baby, what I just said to you is anger, and I still love you in my heart!

Baby, you are great! You are so handsome when you are angry! Give me a kiss.

Baby, look at your anger. Your mouth is thirsty. Let me moisten your lips (a fierce kiss).

6. I tell you, with more popularity, there will be a lot of gas in your stomach to explode. Let's vent it quickly. How about letting it out from below?

7. Pretend to whisper to him and wait for him to get close to you.

8. Say to the phone in front of you: Hi Siri, I accidentally made my baby husband angry. How should I coax him?

I really know my mistake. Why don't you give me a kiss?

10. Sit on the ground and cry (cry better) or hold his leg and cry and say: I made the baby angry, I don't know what to do.