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Who are the characters who are bitter first and then sweet? They need modern characters! And tell his deeds, the deeds that were first bitter and then sweet, must be modern and have been heard by eve

Who are the characters who are bitter first and then sweet? They need modern characters! And tell his deeds, the deeds that were first bitter and then sweet, must be modern and have been heard by everyone.

When Han Han went to the office to go through the formalities for dropping out of school, the teachers asked him, if you don’t study anymore, how will you make a living in the future? The young Han Han said innocently: You will rely on my royalties. The teachers all laughed.

Jack Ma applied for a job at KFC, but he failed. Jack Ma told the big bosses what e-commerce is, and the big bosses came to the conclusion that this was a liar.

When Nicholas Tse was 15 years old, his parents divorced. He went to Japan to study music alone. He only had a guitar. Sometimes he would be late returning to his place of residence after taking evening classes, so he would hold the guitar on the street. sleep. When Iverson, who was only 1.83 meters tall, entered the professional basketball court for the first time, those people told him that your ultimate goal is to score 10 points and 5 assists per game because you are too short and will never dominate. here.

Pu Shu’s mother asked him very embarrassedly, do you want to go to the restaurant to bring a plate? Pu Shu then realized that he had been eating and drinking at home for a long time.

Yu Minhong has been admitted to college for three consecutive years. He does not do farm work, work part-time, or make money. Everyone in the village laughs at him. And the most important thing is that when he tried hard three times in the field, he still didn’t know what he could do. That year when he passed the exam, Guo Degang was so hungry that he had no choice but to use a BB machine to buy two steamed buns.

Yu Hua submitted the novel to various large and small publications across the country, and then received rejection letters from all over the country. But he did not give up. He continued to write and submit, and then he was rejected one after another.

The thin Schwarzenegger lived a dark life in the slums.

Eminem was often bullied in school. The most difficult thing was that he was a white man living in a black area. When he came home from school one day, he saw an unknown body lying on the doorstep of his house. forward.

Someone said to young Li Zongsheng, you are so ugly and have no talent, how can you sing?

Jeremy Lin wandered around the NBA and was kicked out by several clubs in succession.

At the age of 15, Avril Lavigne ran away from home alone with her guitar in hand, wandering around with music.

When Cui Yongyuan hosted the show for the first time, he only hosted it for a while when a voice came from behind him, who is this grandson?

Since Wu Zongxian gave him a job opportunity, Jay Chou Finally he no longer had to wash dishes in the restaurant, so he wrote some songs, but no singer was willing to sing the stuff he wrote.

During Lady Gaga’s interview, the music judge said: Your singing voice is too dramatic and popular, and cannot be classified. You should find another job.

Liu Chuanzhi started a company with 200,000 yuan, but was defrauded of 140,000 yuan. He was so angry that he couldn't sleep all night.

Singaporean Adu’s life at the construction site was not much better.

Zong Qing, 42, discovered that there is a huge market for children’s nutritional solutions, but his relatives did not support him and said it was a foolish dream. He was always in tears. Can you understand the mood of a man in his 40s who finally encountered an opportunity? Soon after, he named his nutrient solution Wahaha.

One day, a Rolls-Royce came to the car wash. A car cleaner touched the steering wheel with great joy. When the customer found out, he slapped him in the face and told him, you will always be the best. It is impossible to afford such a car. Later, this car cleaner guy bought 6 Rolls-Royces. The car cleaning boy's name is Chow Yun-fat.

Li An did not work for 6 years after graduation and relied on his wife’s money to support him. He once wanted to give up movies and enrolled in a computer class to learn some skills and work part-time to support his family. When his wife found out, she told him directly that there are so many people in the world who know computers, including you, Ang Lee. You should go and only you can do it. thing. Later, he made some movies that only he could make in the world. If Howard Schultz had given up after being rejected by banks 242 times, there wouldn't be a Starbucks today.

If Walt Disney had given up on his theme park design concept after being rejected 302 times, there would be no Disney brand today.

If JK Rowling gave up after her manuscript was rejected countless times for N consecutive years, there would be no "Harry Potter" series of novels and movies. If you have a dream, you have to go defend it