Jokes suitable for middle school students' radio stations

In winter, the Vega family would sit in front of the fireplace and mind their own business. Mother saw that his brother was missing, so she asked Jia Wei, "Where is your brother?"

"Maybe he went downstream."

"What are you going to do in the river?"

"There are two possibilities," Vega said. "If the ice is thick, he may be skating; If the ice is thin, he may be swimming. "

Best "animal"

Father and two children were watching "Animal World" on TV, when they suddenly got inspiration.

"Let me test you: among many animals in the world, which animal can give you both meat and shoes?"

The two children thought about it and immediately replied together: "That's dad!" " "

"Future" bedwetting

Natasha: "Dad, what does' comrade' mean?"

Dad: "Like me, you and your classmates, we are all gay."

Natasha: "What does' government' mean?"

Dad: "The government is the management organization. For example, in our family, your mother is the government. "

Natasha: "So what does' future' mean?"

Dad: "The future is hope. For example, your little brother ... "

In the middle of the night, Natasha called her father: "Comrade, wake up the government, you will wet the bed in the future!" " "

unnecessary worry

On Sunday, Little Ma Yina and his father went to the zoo to see lions. They came to the lion house.

Little Ma Yina kept asking questions happily. After watching it for a while, she suddenly became uneasy. Her father asked her what was wrong. "Dad, I'm a little scared."

Ma Yina replied in a trembling voice, "If this lion breaks away from his pet and eats you, which tram should I take to go home?"

kitten

Aunt Alice: "Last time I saw a kitten here. How is it now? "

Mary: "Oh, don't you know?"

Aunt Alice: "I didn't hear anything. Is it dead? "

Mary: "No."

"Did you give it to a friend?"

"No."

"So, I don't understand. Is there a problem now, Mary? "

Mary: "It has grown into a big cat."

Star of God

Son: "Dad, what is the Venus soldier on the collar?"

Dad: "That's the commander of the army."

Son: "So, God is the commander-in-chief of the armies of all countries in the world, because there are countless stars there!" " "

Eat with dirty hands

Dad: "Tom, what would you say if I ate with such dirty hands like you?"

"I should be polite and say nothing."

What wind is terrible?

One day, Lisa and her little friend Nina talked about the power of the wind.

Lisa said, "The typhoon is terrible! My fence was blown down a few days ago. "

"Tetanus is terrible," said little Nina in fear. "Grandpa Cooper next door has been sent to the hospital for rescue!"

Wise trees

One day, Vega and George were sitting under a tree to enjoy the cool. Vega looked up at the leaves on the tree.

Vega: "Why are there no lush leaves in winter?"

George: "People need warm sunshine in winter. If there are lush leaves on the trees, don't they have to block the warm sunshine? "

Vega: "Why do trees have lush leaves in summer?"

George: "The opposite is true. In summer, people hate this burning sunshine, and there are leaves on the tree, which can block people's sunshine. "

Didn't see anything.

Mom: "Martin, go to the kitchen and see if the light is off!" " "

Martin went for a while and came back and said, "Mom, it's too dark there. You can't see anything."