A little joke about putting your boyfriend to bed

Have you ever been with someone you like? He is asleep, but you are still saying to him, "Are you busy this month?" He is asleep, but you are still saying to him, "am I tired now?" . ""well, I'm a little tired. "I really enjoy this feeling. You don't know, do you? Boyfriends love to sleep. Do you want him to have a good sleep? " I asked.

1. Sleep

"Why do you fall asleep when you sleep? Why are you still playing with your mobile phone? What can I do? " "Oh," I said naively, "it's not that I don't want to play with my mobile phone, but that I'm too tired to stay up late to do my homework." "It's because I fell asleep and don't want to watch my mobile phone anymore." At this time, he also reached out to me and looked at me. I quickly said, "Oh, all right!"

2. alarm clock

"When I am in a hurry." I said. "Ah, he hasn't got up yet." If you tell me, I really don't know what he will say to coax me. "He replied," in case I'm in a hurry, let me get up at once and wake you up so as not to let me fall asleep? "

I don't have a girlfriend.

My boyfriend doesn't have a girlfriend, but a friend named Xiaomei has always loved me and gave me many surprises before my birthday. One day, Xiaomei said to me, "My boyfriend is single, but I don't know why I don't have a girlfriend. I like you, so I have been sending you flowers and gifts. " I asked Xiaomei, "Why don't you have a girlfriend now?" Xiaomei: "Oh, it's because I'm afraid you don't have a girlfriend." I said, "No need. Do we still know each other? " Xiaomei: "I know you must have a girlfriend." I said, "Then I want to congratulate you!" Xiaomei smiled and said, "Well, that's why I never had a girlfriend!" "

4. Tell me clearly.

He likes to call me secretly when we are resting, but he doesn't know. So I had to coax him in other ways. I really put my heart into this matter. I spoiled him as one of my own, but he still fell asleep. This is the first time I have met such a careful boy. Very sweet. He really touched me.

This man annoys me.

I am a lazy person, so I like a lazy girlfriend and a lazy husband. I want to tell a girl that this person annoys you. This man just bothers me. Actually, I like it, but I know you don't like him. You will think: Hehe, what's wrong with this guy? I just fell asleep and threw my clothes on the sofa. I don't know why, but he likes washing clothes very much. I watched my boyfriend so lazy and decided to wash him.