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What was the most wonderful experience you had on the badminton court?
After friendly negotiation, the two sides only played a friendly match.
At the beginning of the game, the foreign man switched to holding the racket with his right hand, but he never killed the ball and only used the square ball to deal with his opponent. Oh! When the foreign men's team led by 7-0, the local masters team stopped playing.
Afterwards, I learned that the foreign man used to be a professional badminton player and his wife was a track and field athlete. In order to help her lose weight, she takes a racket to the gym for a while every trip.
I have played badminton in the badminton hall of my unit for more than ten years. I have seen both high-level and low-level players. Some people go barefoot, others wear jeans. I don't think it is wonderful to play games with different styles, different levels and different clothes.
I think the most wonderful thing I met was a young man of eighteen or nineteen.
This young man is a child of the company. I played doubles with him once and never want to play with him again. There are three aspects to show his wonderful works:
One is never to pick up the ball. Whether it's singles or doubles, he doesn't pick up the ball when he is next to himself or his teammates. If it is a singles match and the ball is on your side, use the racket to "sweep" the ball from the ground to the opposite court; If it's a doubles match with someone else, even if the ball is under your feet, you won't help pick it up, only your partner will pick it up.
The second is to kill when you see the ball. Chopping is the main action whether it is warm-up practice or normal play. Even at the beginning of the warm-up, someone else served a half-court practice ball, but he slapped it to death, without any consciousness of cooperating with the warm-up. When I play golf formally, I only care about the ball that I don't split, and I don't care about the ball that I split. No sense of cooperation, no sense of transition, no sense of lofty goals, no sense of saving the ball.
Third, he always looks casual on the court and seems to be impatient. Play ball when you don't divide the ball, and your eyes are not on the court most of the time.
Because every time his parents play ball with his parents' colleagues, everyone doesn't care much about him because he is a "child", but after a long time, only his parents play ball with him, and others just find an excuse to rest when they see him on the court.
His parents are also wonderful, and they are completely indifferent to their son's "rude behavior" on the court. Instead, he often praised his son for "good spike".
This is the most incompetent wonderful man I have ever seen playing badminton. He is a college student who is nearly twenty years old, like a three-or four-year-old child who is completely ignorant.
Glad to answer your question:
I still remember when I was at school, I strolled on the playground and saw two boys playing badminton there.
It's normal to look at it from a distance, but when you get closer, you find out which badminton they are playing! They play badminton with hair removal! I didn't know that badminton was lost until I asked, so I could only use shuttlecock instead, hahahaha! That scene was really funny. They waved the badminton racket vigorously, which was as strong as ten strokes of an ordinary ball.
Really funny!
There is a colleague who has been wearing a 3M mask, whether practicing or playing ball, just like before the epidemic. It is said that he used to work in 3M company.
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