Tell a good joke about cows!

1. The father and son raised a cow to cultivate the land. A few years later, the cow gave birth to a calf. Unfortunately, before the calf learned to farm, the old cow died. Therefore, when farming, the son plows the land behind, and the father drives the cattle in front. At the beginning of each training, the son said to his father, Dad, shall we go? ! So my father drove the cow forward and began to farm. Over time, Niu Yi heard his son's call to his father and began to cultivate the land. Later, his father kicked him out.

A few years later, the father and son sold the cow to a neighboring village. No matter how they shout and whip, the cow just won't go. Finally, the cow buyer got angry and said, Do I have to call you dad before you leave? Before he finished, Niu Yi began to cultivate the land, when he heard the word "dad"! ! !

2. A king chose his husband, pulled a cow to the river and said, Whoever can make the cow nod and then shake his head before jumping into the river, I will marry the princess to him.

A butcher went up to the cow and said, isn't it great? The cow nodded.

The butcher said again, do you know me? The cow shook her head.

The butcher stabbed the cow's ass, and the cow jumped into the river in pain.

The king thought the butcher was rude, so the butcher asked to try again and the king agreed. The cow was pulled to the river again.

The butcher stepped forward and said to the cow; Do you know me? The cow nodded.

The butcher said again, can't you return Niu B? The cow shook her head.

The butcher said with a smile; Do you know what to do? The cow turned and jumped into the river. ...

3. When the students of Grade One and Grade Two wrote their memoir Happy Childhood, they mistakenly wrote "I often sang on the back of cows when I was a child" as "I often had cows singing on my back when I was a child". After reading it, the teacher said: That cow's childhood is happier than yours!

4. Steak and beef

Little Charlie is bragging with the boy John next door.

Charlie said, "My uncle invented a machine. As long as the cows come in from this end, the steak can be sent out from that end. Great! "

John said, "My cousin also invented a machine. As long as the steak is sent in from this end, the cow can come out from that end. Better than your uncle! "

"John," said Charlie, "let your cousin sell the machine to my uncle."

"Why?" John asked.

"My uncle can stop raising cattle in the future." Charlie said.

Borrow cattle

A man took a letter to borrow cattle from a rich man's house. The rich man was talking to his guest, so he picked up the letter and read it. He couldn't read, but he was afraid that others would know that he couldn't read, so he pretended to open the letter and said to the messenger, "I see, I'll go by myself later."

6. Cow joke

A group of animals were shipwrecked and drifted in a small boat. The food was running out, so they decided to throw some companions down through games. The rule is to tell jokes in turn. If someone's joke can't make all the animals laugh, it's in trouble.

Cattle first. The cow's joke was so wonderful that almost all the animals laughed, but the pig didn't. So the cow was thrown into the sea. Then it's the sheep's turn. Sheep's jokes suck. No one can laugh. But the pig smiled

"What are you laughing at?" The animals asked in surprise.

"Sorry, I remembered the joke of Niu." The pig answered slowly.

7.why is it so dark?

It is a cow flying in the sky.

Why do cows fly in the sky?

You blow air on the ground.

Good word, hope to adopt ~ 0