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Humorous lines in dinner opening remarks

The opening remarks of the dinner are as follows:

1. It is a great honor for leaders and colleagues to take time to get together today. To thank you for your support and concern for my work, let's have a drink together.

Thank you for your concern. I wish you all a happy holiday.

3. I wish you that sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher every year; Business beyond Hongta Mountain, financial resources across the Pacific Ocean!

4. Thank the leaders for their concern for me. Let's propose a toast to you. Words are in wine, do it first! It's rare to have a drink with the leader. I propose a toast to you! The leader is an alcoholic. Let me propose a toast to you! * * * Ok, I propose a toast to you! The leader is in a good mood today. I can't propose a toast to you to express my feelings!

I thank my relatives, friends and villagers for taking time to attend the banquet. There is nothing delicious today, please drink more.

6. I turned the care of leaders into this thin glass of wine. Please drink a toast. I wish you, the rising sun in full bloom, ambitious; The career is thriving and the family is happy and healthy.

7. Excited heart and trembling hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't drink me ugly.

8. The competition in the market economy is fierce, so drink a glass of wine quickly.

9. It's an honor to have dinner with the leader today. I propose a toast to the leader. I hope that the leadership will work smoothly, be healthy and have a prosperous business!

10, I propose a toast to my leader and thank him for his care all the time. Do it first!