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A composition about rhinoceros.
There are wolves, snakes, leopards, tigers, lions and powerful rhinos. Because the rhinoceros is so powerful, it beat other contestants one by one to become the champion and won the biggest victory. The elephant put a gold medal on it, and it swaggered out proudly.
At this time, some trotting bugs climbed onto the rhino's back to play. The rhinoceros was suddenly exhausted, itchy and rolling. The rhinoceros bird flew in at once to help it pick out the bugs and eat them. The rhinoceros is grateful to the rhinoceros bird, but it is not happy at all. It thought: although my rhinoceros champion was helped by a bird, isn't this a disgrace to my reputation?
So the rhinoceros said to the rhinoceros bird, "I am a rhinoceros with great strength." If you help me, everyone will laugh at me and look down on me. " The rhinoceros bird is not angry, but still helps the rhinoceros bird catch insects wholeheartedly, because it knows that only rhinoceros can protect itself.
Not long after, a bird catcher came to catch rhinoceros birds. He approached the rhinoceros carefully and caught the rhinoceros bird with his net. The rhinoceros knew that the hornbill was in trouble, but it just sat in the back and looked at the forest as if nothing had happened. As a result, the rhinoceros bird was caught by the birdman. It said happily, "I don't have to worry about my reputation." Suddenly, a group of bugs jumped up and stung the rhinoceros. The rhinoceros rolled again and finally itched to death. "
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