Classic quotations of funny food.

If you eat funny food, the classic quotation is 1 1. Real foodies, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

3. Eating vegetables means that others will be full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two bites when you are full.

4, eating food is not eating, or on the way to eat.

5. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

6. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

7. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

8. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

9. The biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that it can't fit in your stomach, which is very sad.

10, it is said that eating food will not fail ... because eating food is too heavy, you will not fail in high numbers.

1 1. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction issued by the brain is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!

12, "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that it's much more delicious, but that everything is delicious for you."

13, the last words of a foodie: do something else. Burn me a sea fishing and two waiters.

14, every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is touching!

15, what is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

16, the motto of eating goods: don't work hard to eat and drink today, go to eat and drink tomorrow.

17, eating spirit: eat more, eat more, eat better!

18, eating motto: just eat!

19, thin eating is the best food.

20. Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

2 1, if you are not a real foodie, then you will never know, "... but I am full" and "I am full, but. . "These two sentences are worlds apart.

22. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, come uninvited to talk about dinner and love.

23. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

24, eating goods is: when you are happy, eat delicious food. Celebrate; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

25. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better.

Classic Quotations 2 1 If you eat funny food. What you see with your eyes is not money, but food!

2. Thin camels are bigger than horses, and some fat dead foodies are almost as big as camels.

3, after eating the last meal, it is not a foodie. Eating goods is often just after eating the last meal, thinking about what to eat next time.

4. It's normal to eat what's in the bowl and watch what's in the pot. Eat what's in the pot, look at what's in the basin, and be strong.

5, eating goods often only eats in the bowl and never washes the dishes.

6. It's nothing to eat while walking, just eat while running.

7. When eating food, I put the mosquito in my mouth and said, "This mosquito has the same blood type as me."

8. Looking at the zero on the test paper, you can imagine it as an egg.

9. I have eaten three bowls of rice, and I don't know if I have eaten enough food. After eating three bowls of rice, I can definitely say that I am not full at all.

10, the furthest distance in the world is not that a foodie is starving, and suddenly a lot of food appears in front of him, and he is starving just as he is about to get it. That is, he ate food and eventually starved to death.

1 1, I spent 5 million in a delicious food and then I went to eat fast food.

12, it's okay to watch disgusting jokes and eat them with relish. It's a strong feeling to eat while watching hilarious jokes and make sure the food doesn't come out of your mouth.

13, a foodie is hungry and wants to drink the northwest wind.

14, eating food is not never eating Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets, but eating Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets as a meal.

15, many foodies are very temperamental.

16, eating food is not eating in one place all your life, but eating everywhere.

17, it is already a very high level to be able to look at plums to quench thirst and draw cakes to satisfy hunger.

18, full of thoughts. When you are full, what you think is not food, but sex.

19, obviously eating food, insisting that he is a god of food.

20. The first person to eat crabs is a foodie, and he is also a foodie who is not afraid of death.

2 1, the wishing pool is the desire to eat food-eat food.

22, Pig Bajie eating ginseng fruit also makes people see the side of eating goods.

23. Eating and even sleeping and talking in your sleep are all related to eating.

24, only eat and not do, not eating food is a fool!

25, eating goods often thinks that eating is a blessing.

26, many foodies can do weight loss exercise while eating, and as a result, fat can not be reduced at all.

27. I can eat enough water.

28. When a person was starving to death in the desert, he thought of eating desert ash.

29. A person eats his own meat when he is starving to death.

30. When being chased by a tiger, he even ran and thought, I don't know what the meat of this tiger tastes like.

3 1, eating is blind, but no matter what you put in his mouth, he knows what he is eating.

32. I have a toothache when I eat, and I want to eat even if I can't open my mouth.

33. Some foodies even have eulogy, and the epitaphs are all words related to eating.

Classic quotation 3 1, I really envy those who can work and forget to eat. -from a person who forgets to work when eating.

2. Take eating as the highest realm, you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.

I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world will be free …

There are two things that people can't take away in this life. One is the food they eat in their stomachs, and the other is their hidden dreams. So to be a dreamy foodie, you are invincible.

5. Loving food means loving life.

6. The words "eat, drink and be merry" mean: you have to eat, drink and be merry before you can be happy. Eating and drinking enough is the foundation of happiness, haha!

7. Finding, cooking and enjoying food is a great pleasure in life. Where can I find the joy of life without food?

8. The meaning of living is to eat. Don't eat. Sorry!

9. Those who know good food are heroes.

10, eating is a blessing, the more the better.

1 1. The waiter asked me whether I should cut the pizza into 4 or 8 portions. I said, "I can't eat four or eight servings."

12, the most beautiful song when expressing food: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you ~ Please indulge your weight!

13. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

14, either eating or on the way to eat. ...

15, carry out the spirit of eating goods to the end, losing weight is nothing!

16, people who want to lose weight every day just have a mouth to eat!

17, there is a kind of cannibalism in the world. They are just looking for something to eat. ...

18, there is another way to eat in the world, either eating or eating backwards.

19 I admit, I am the kind of person who forgets the weight loss club as soon as I have food; After dinner, it's time to stand on the weighing scale and say, well, it's time to lose weight; When I was photographed shouting the slogan of losing weight, my heart was very dark.

20. It's nothing to eat while walking, just eat while running.

2 1, eat technology and eat tactics!

22, no matter how busy, you can't delay eating!

23, just eat, but also have the ability to grab!

24. Everything comes first!

25, food is not necessarily only on the table!

26. Whenever you are confused about the overall situation, you know it like the back of your hand. It is also important to confuse the audience when necessary.

In order to fight better, it is very important to clean up the battlefield at all times.

28. In the process of self-growth, we must not forget to train the next generation to eat food. At this time, we must remember "I can't bear children, I can't hold wolves"!

29. Another kind of food that gives strength is the best promotion to another realm you eat.

30. A seemingly casual small role can actually play a big role.

Classic quotation 4 1, I don't know if I am hungry when I eat, and I don't know if I stand upside down when I sleep.

2, drink soup first, do not require a prescription.

I haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

4, relying on labor to eat, never shameful.

People live to eat and dress.

6. Ask what the world is like, and make people want to vomit.

7, if the child is safe, it often brings three points of hunger and cold.

8. Eat to live, but live not to eat.

9. Everyone eats in the same pot. Why are you so stubborn?

10, Eat to live, but life is not just to eat.

1 1. If people live by eating, the meal is not called rice, but called feed.

12, when others eat, they eat. You eat to survive.

13, others eat for love, and I eat for survival.

14, depending on the weather, eating fish on the beach, eating birds by hand and throwing them into the forest.

15, I'd rather eat by myself than take other people's things for nothing.

16, parties that don't aim at eating are hooligans.

17, if you don't eat, you will die quickly; Eating, chronic death.

18, reading without thinking equals eating without digesting.

19, you can eat without studying, and you can study without eating!

20. Life is so simple. Eat when you are hungry and sleep when you are sleepy!