Find something to say in English in class, preferably a concise joke.

In the fifth grade, I got "three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang"

Classmate A: The taste is the same.

(Laughing at the invigilator and principal outside)

A pair of students, "climb the city with mountains among the white clouds, _ _ _"

Classmate A: I went to the hotel to put the young lady to bed.

His Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot and died.