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Old classmates (funny campus short play)

Actor: Xiao Dan, a small stone and an old cadre with eight miscellaneous noodles.

Xiao Dan: Well, it's been more than ten years since I graduated from college. It's hard for my classmates to meet each other in those years. Some of them have money, others have no money. The poor did not escape from the rich, and both the rich and the poor were speechless. Students' feelings can't be wasted, so today's class reunion is just to exchange feelings, whether drunk or not, hehe. (cleaning the house)

Noodles: Xiao Dan, why are you still busy? Cook quickly. Old classmates are coming soon. Hey, I still have to say something to you: it's not too late today. Remember that Zhao Weifeng is the focus of today's party. He is now the manager of Xin enterprise, and he is 100% rich. If we make him happy today, then we will keep the golden rice bowl, hahahaha!

Xiao Dan: Why are you so greedy? Do classmates also want to talk about money?

Noodles: Xiao Dan, why are you so ignorant? Classmates, classmates are all the same, but their studies are different. If he doesn't study hard, he won't be angry with us if he is poor. If he studies hard, his money proves that he works hard. You're like xin jing Water. This is hard to predict. You took part in many activities, but you didn't study hard. I heard that you lost your job after graduation. Now you farm at home. Why do you think this is?

Xiao Dan: Xin is also a classmate. You can't favour one over the other.

Noodles: Ah, yes, you once had an affair with the new water mirror. No wonder you have been defending him. Don't have sex in front of me, and don't blame me for making him stop eating!

Dan: You! Hum! (Angry) (Noodles sit down and read the newspaper)

Si Tong: (answers the phone) Outside! I am Zhao Weifeng. Oh, manager Xin, don't worry about coming to the chop suey's house for reunion. I'll make it clear. Goodbye!

Open the door!

Noodles: Here we are. Hello. Who are you?

Stone: I'm Zhao Weifeng!

Big miscellaneous noodles: Feng Wei, alas! (Hugging) I miss you so much. We have not seen each other for ten years. I miss you so much! How is your mother?

Si Tong: Not bad!

Noodles: How is your father?

Si Tong: Not bad!

Noodles: Is everything all right at home?

Si Tong: Not bad!

(Xiao Dan comes out)

Xiao Dan: Oh, dear! Small stone!

Si Tong: Huh? Who are you?

Bedding face: small stone? Hey? This is manager Zhao Weifeng. How could you? ...

Xiao Dan: Ah, it's Manager Zhao. Sit down and talk!

(Zhao Weifeng's cell phone rings, answer the phone)

Stone: Outside, Manager Xin! What? Ok, I'll be right there!

Old classmate, my company has something to leave at once, okay? Let's get together again sometime!

(Zhao Weifeng)

Mixed noodles: it's over, it's over, he's gone, what else is there in this reunion? Jiaozi, come and have tea!

(Go ahead, knock at the door)

Xiao Dan: Who is it?

Laoganba: Me!

Xiao Dan: Old Gamba?

Old Gamba: Dan? Be in favor of

Xiao Dan: Yes!

Noodles: Who is Xiao Dan?

Xiao Dan: Come in, old chap! Yan Jun, look who's here.

Noodles: Ah, send the gas tank and put it inside!

Xiao Dan: He looks like an old classmate of ours.

Big noodles: old dry bar? Which old guy?

Old Gamba: Don't you know me? Noodles? You forgot me, I remember you!

Noodles: My name is Zhang Junyan, not noodles. Sit in it (disdainfully).

Xiao Dan: (holding the hand of the old dry bar) What are you doing now, old dry bar? I haven't seen you for a long time.

Laoganba: Ah, mine. ...

Noodles: Cough! Xiao Dan, you go and boil some water!

Laoganba: Big noodles! No, Zhang Junyan, what are you doing now?

Noodles: Ah, nothing! Just a few small projects!

Old Gamba: What event?

Bedding face: Ah, nothing, just heating the Polaris, shallowing the Pacific Ocean, cloning a North Korea, and then filling the black hole.

Laoganba: Eh! Then you are quite busy!

Noodles: Hehe, just so-so! What are you writing, old classmate?

Laoganba: Compared with you, I am far from encouraging crops all day.

Face: (proud) Nothing, I can handle one or two thousand a year!

Laoganba: No, it's only eight or nine hundred-ten thousand a year!

Noodles: Ah, eight or nine hundred? Wan? I'm not saying you're an old man. What are you bragging about with me? Ah, we were all from the countryside. Who doesn't know how much money we earn a year, huh? Do you have any difficulties to come to me? What are you pretending? Not that I can't help you. I have hundreds of thousands of family businesses now, and there are several bicycles alone. The' 89 can be pushed later. It's okay. Don't always get tired of walking. Ride it!

Old Gamba: Well, I'm not leaving!

Noodles: Riding a donkey? That thing is more tired and painful, and it is not as good as a bicycle!

Laoganba: No. ...

(Xiao Dan)

Xiao Dan: What are you talking about? Come and drink water!

Noodles: Xiao Dan, take some of our rags to the old bar. It is too expensive to buy clothes.

Xiao Dan: Hey!

(Xiao Dan takes out a dress)

Noodles: Are you taking my clothes?

Xiao Dan: Then you won't tell the veteran cadres, will you?

Noodles: I'm talking about those you stuffed in the heating hole!

Dan: Can I still wear it?

Noodles: Can he still think of us, old Gamba?

Laoganba: Nothing, old classmates, always old classmates!

Xiao Dan: Fuck, haven't you eaten yet?

Noodles: Yes! Why don't people eat when they are old and shriveled? Besides, the vegetable oil in our house is too big. Can the old dry bus get used to it? What should I do if I have diarrhea in the future? Pack some steamed buns for the old Ganba to take away. Maybe the old Ganba is in a hurry!

Xiao Dan: Zhang Junyan, are you going a little too far?

Go ahead: Well, that's all right, Xiao Dan. Yan Jun, you are busy. I'll go first!

(Zhao Weifeng knocks at the door)

Noodles: Who is this? Stop.

(Open the door)

Noodles: Hey! Feng Wei! Oh, you miss me so much. That's great. Xiao Dan does it quickly. Don't go today. Stay here!

Stone: No, our director is here, isn't he?

Bedding face: director? Don't!

Old Gamba: (Come here) Stone, is everything done?

Stone: Brother Xin, it's done. Foreign direct funding of 20 million!

Laoganba: OK, let's go!

Noodles: Brother Xin! Oh, I miss you so much! Great, Xiao Dan, let's buy seafood. Brother Xin, don't go today. I will book you a hotel! Hey, make Longjing for Brother Xin. What are you doing with this rag? Brother Xin, sit down!

Old Gamba: Military vocabulary …

Noodles: Brother Xin, please call me Noodles Sample!

Old Gamba: Do you remember when you used to order noodles? Do you remember how your name came from?

Big mixed noodles: of course, my family was poor when I was a child. I take cornmeal to school every day. My classmates call me Da Mian, but no one looks down on me. They all came to help me!

Laogan Dad: At that time, I took a sugar steamed bun to school every day, and it was used to make your mixed noodles every time. It's not that I like to eat miscellaneous noodles, but I want you to know that there are feelings besides money in the world! Jun Yan, can you treat President Xin to seafood, stay in a hotel, and not even stay for a while? Old classmates, old classmates, even if we have more money, we can't forget our old classmates!

Bedding face: Go ahead! Whoo-

(Music begins)

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Old classmate (art school play)

Cast: Old Bears and Miscellaneous Faces on Small Stones

Xiao Dan: No, I just graduated from college 10, and it's difficult to meet my classmates. Some have money and some have money, and the poor have money and don't give it to them. Poor families are speechless when they have money. Emotional classmates can't be wasted, so let's open a classmate, just to exchange feelings, and don't care about drinking or getting drunk, hehe. (packaging workshop)

Noodles: Xiao Dan's diploma, you spent it yesterday, too. Hurry up and cook. Old classmates are here. Hey, I have to tell you a few words: it's not too late. Remember that Ju Weifeng is the key today. He is now the manager of a new enterprise, a rich 100%. If we are happy with him today, then we will have a golden rice bowl, you and you!

Dan: So how do you make money? Did the students say money, too?

Big chop suey: Xiao Dan lets you know nothing at night. Students are students, but students study differently. Then learn to sleep, he can't make the poor angry, study hard, and he also proves to be his own money. Then you like Xin. It's quite a toss-up. You take part in many activities and talk about sleeping and studying. I heard that you lost your job after graduation, and now you are farming. Why do you think this is?

Xiao Dan: Well, how is Xin's classmate? You are so biased.

Noodles: Ah, ah, you also talked about the love between Jing Shui and Xin. No wonder you have been defending him. In the face of the fact that you can't express yourself in front of my love, I decided to let him not blame Xie Cai!

Dan: You! Sing! (Angry) (Sit down and read the newspaper and hit your face)

Small stone: (telephone),! My name is Zhao Feng. Wow, Manager Xin, there's a big miscellaneous student at home. Don't worry, I'll make it clear to the letter. Well, goodbye!

(Knocking) Open the door!

Son of a bitch: Come here. Hello, right?

Stone: I'm visiting the front line!

Big miscellaneous noodles: Weifeng, wow! (Hugging) I think you are dead. Let's not meet for 10 years. I miss you! Is your mother okay?

Stone: OK!

Son of a bitch: How's your father?

Stone: OK!

Noodles: Is your home all right?

Stone: OK!

(Dan Xiaochu)

Xiao Dan: Ah! Small stone!

Small stone: Tu? Are you?

Big noodles: small stones? Hey? This is Wei Feng, Diao Jingli. How can you ...

Xiao Dan: Ah, it's manager Diao, so sit down and have a chat!

(Wei Feng's cell phone, phone)

Xiaoshitou: Manager Xin! What? , I'll be right there!

Old classmate, there are some things in my company that I'll be right there, okay? We both have a chance to get together again!

(Wei Feng)

Son of a bitch: it's over, it's over, it's gone, what kind of reunion will there be? Jiaozi, it's wrapped. Someone has served tea!

("Biography of Zang Lao of Ganba Army, Knocking on the Door")

Xiao Dan: Shui E?

Ganba Junzang: Me!

Xiao Dan: Ganba Army hides the old man?

Ganba Junzang: Xiao Dan? Ah, ah, a long time?

Dan: A long time!

Large noodles: fresh water is a small one?

Xiao Dan: The old monk Zang of Ganba Army is coming soon! The army declared, who did you see?

Big chop suey: Ah, it sent the gas tank and put it in it!

Xiao Dan: We both like his old classmate, Lao Tang.

Big noodles: Old Thelephora Gamba Junzang? Which old granny Ganba army is hiding?

"Ganba Army" Zang Lao: I don't know? Is there a big miscellaneous surface? You forgot me, and I remembered you!

Noodles: My name is Zhang Declare, not noodles. Sit inside (disdainfully).

Xiao Dan: (Attracts the hand of Zang Lao of Ganba Army) Zang Lao of Ganba Army abides by relevant regulations now, so I haven't seen you for quite a long time.

Old pervert Ganba Jun Zang: Ah, well, I ...

Noodles: Cough! Xiao Dan, you light the fire and put it in the water!

Ganba Army Zang: Big bastard! Zhang Jun and don't talk, do you abide by the relevant regulations?

Big chop suey: Ah, I didn't comply with the relevant regulations! Make a few small projects, hymns!

Old Trafford Gamba Army Zang: What project?

Big chop suey: Ah, nothing, just heat the Polaris, make the Pacific Ocean shallow, clone a North Korea, and then fill the black hole.

Ganba Junzang: A long time! Futingmanga, you!

Son of a bitch: Oh, General! Old classmate, are you busy writing about shae?

Old Trafford Gamba Junzang: I'm far from you. Narita has instigated crops.

Noodles: (Proud) That's ok, you can handle 2000 a year!

Old goat Ganba Junzang: How is it possible? It costs 8900 yuan a year-10000!

Noodles: Ah, eight or nine hundred? 10,000? You're old. I didn't say that. You told me that you blow snow? Ah, let all the rural areas, who doesn't know how much, a year's income? I can't help you because you're giving me and shae a hard time. I have hundreds of thousands of possessions now. I like a few bicycles alone. Just let those 89 songs go, nothing more than another tired old walk and ride on the hymn!

Gamba Junzang: Tu, I didn't leave!

Son of a bitch: Did you ride down Lv Qi? What's more tiring than riding a bike?

Ganba Junzang: No ...

(Shang Xiaodan)

Shane, do you think these chats are normal To drink!

Big chop suey: Xiao Dan, let's take these old clothes home. It's too expensive to buy clothes when the Eight Immortals cross the sea.

Dan: Hey!

(Dan Xiu is dressed in a small coat)

Big noodles: then you won't take my clothes?

Xiao Dan: Then didn't you say you wanted the old Lagamba army to hide?

Noodles: I said that there are empty ones in your heated yard!

Xiao Dan: Can it be worn?

Big chop suey: Does the old pervert Ganba army hide his diploma?

Old Thelephora Gamba Junzang: Nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!

Xiao Dan: Ganba army zang old man, don't eat?

Noodles: Ze! Can't the old people eat Ganba mushroom? Besides, there are too many vegetable oils. Did you eat Ganba before? Zezheng diarrhea can come back again. I brought some steamed buns to Lao-Ganba Army Zang. Could it be an emergency?

Dan: zhangyan, are you going a little too far?

Old goat Ganba Junzang: That's nothing, Xiao Dan. The military orders are busy. I'll go first!

(Wei Feng knocks at the door)

Mixed noodles tuba: Is this a water goose? This is one stop!

(open)

Large miscellaneous surface: long time! Weifeng! After a long time, you can die, I think, very good, Xiao Zhu Dan is coming soon, don't go today, live here!

Stone: You're welcome. Our East Market is here.

Big noodles: Dong Shichang? No!

The old goat Ganba Jun Zang: (away from) the small stone, can you carry it?

Xiaoshitou: Brother Xin, it's finished, with 20 million foreign direct investment!

Ganba Junzang: OK, let's go!

Big noodles: Brother Xin! Ah, I missed you so much! Good, Xiao Dan, go and buy seafood. Brother Xin, don't go today. I'll open a hotel for you! Ah, I'm going to soak in Longjing in Xinge soon. Did you abide by the relevant regulations on the clothes you wore when you broke up? Brother Xin, sit down quickly!

Gamba Army Tibet: Army statement ...

Big mixed noodles: Brother Xin, you'd better invite me to the mixed noodles for kindness!

Old Trafford Gamba Junzang: Do you remember what you once said to miscellaneous noodles? Do you remember how your name came from?

Noodles: Of course, when my family was poor, I went to school for a dime a day. My classmates called me noodles, but no one looked down on me. They came to help me!

"Ganba Army" Zang Lao: I bring a sugar bag to school every day, and I change your steamed bread with mixed flour every time. Chopsticks are not my favorite, but I want you to know that there are emotions in this world besides money! Xin Qiujun declared that the East Factory can invite you to eat seafood and stay in a hotel. The old Trafford Gamba Army will hide you, even if you don't want to? Your old classmates, old classmates, even if we have more money, we can't forget our old classmates. Who?

Big chop suey: the old pervert Ganba Junzang! Ming-