A summary of humorous remarks about Children’s Day

Children are mankind’s most precious natural resources. Magnificent ideals inspire fighting spirit, and young minds bloom red flowers. Below is the humorous remarks I compiled for Children’s Day, I hope it will be helpful to you!

No.1 It’s Children’s Day, and I will follow whoever buys me candy.

No.2 Children’s Day, is it money or what? My ticket!

No.3 Will the June 1st school replace the big gift package with an aunt and give it to us?

No.4 I will never be the same as when I was a child. Wish me a happy Children’s Day!

No.5 Every year on Children’s Day, I grow up one year old with the children.

No.6 Let’s celebrate Children’s Day together after the college entrance examination. We sold all the test papers to have a party.

No.7 The innocent Children’s Day no longer belongs to us children who are not innocent anymore.

No.8 Childhood will grow and mature, as long as it does not age or become corrupt, it will be fine.

No.9 Human life: Children’s Day, Youth Day, Women’s Day, Mother’s Day, Tomb-Sweeping Day.

No.10 Children’s Day, I rent it out. There are no conditions, just take me to eat and drink.

No.11 Six One. Who says adults can't eat lollipops. What about jelly? Like if you agree.

No.12 It’s another Children’s Day, the program remains the same, the environment remains the same, but the people change one after another.

No.13 I will give him a lot of lollipops on Children’s Day——. Haha, dear, actually we are all young.

No.14 I don’t know if June 1st has anything to do with me, but I know that tomorrow is a traffic day.

No.15 Who says memories aren’t beautiful? Although there is no holiday, I am happy to think about it: I wish you a happy Children’s Day!

No.16 Children’s Day is tomorrow, I wish my little baby a happy holiday! May your baby grow up healthily and happily!

No.17 Children's Day... I'll tie your hair into a braid... put on a big red face... and dance for me... and I'll buy you a lollipop.

No.18 Most people’s Children’s Day has passed, but I want to spend my last Children’s Day happily, give me a flower!

No.19 Dear son, I’m so sorry that your father hasn’t caught up with your mother yet. Just wait. I wish you a happy Children’s Day in advance.

No.20 Let happiness embrace you, difficulties will make way for you, troubles will sneak away, and happiness will always smile at you. Happy Children's Day!

No.21 I watched the WeChat Moments and discovered a shocking secret. The person who celebrated Women’s Day and the Children’s Day turned out to be the same person.

No.22 Your body can’t survive Children’s Day, but your IQ can. Your weight won’t make it past Children’s Day, but your height will!

No.23 When the text message arrives, let happiness embrace you, difficulties will obediently give way to you, worries will sneak away, and happiness will always smile at you. Happy Children's Day!

No.24 Don’t move, rob! Quickly take out your sorrows and hand over your sadness. Take out your worries and take off your sadness. I wish you a happy Children's Day!

No.25 When it’s time to cry, when it’s time to laugh, when it’s time to eat, when it’s time to play, keep a pure childlike innocence, decompress yourself, and celebrate Children’s Day together!

No.26 Three tadpoles went to a restaurant to eat. The waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrog to the table next door. They sang sadly: I don’t want to, I don’t want to, don’t want to grow up...

No.27 On behalf of the leaders, I would like to express my deepest greetings to the children who are fighting on the front line of chatting: surf the Internet well and be online every day! Happy Children's Day!

No.28 Children’s Day I wish you who were once a child: stay young, keep a pure heart, have a sweet smile, and have child-like skin. Happy holidays!

No.29 Did you receive the text message I sent you a long time ago? when? Anyway, it’s been a long time, and you were still a child at that time. I want to wish you a happy Children’s Day!

No.30 If Wukong draws a circle, Tang Monk will be safe; if Xiaoping draws a circle, Shenzhen will become rich; if you draw a circle, you will wet the bed again.

Happy holidays, kids!

No.31 Damn it, we don’t have a holiday on the Double Ninth Festival (Old People’s Day), we don’t have a holiday on the May 4th Youth Day, and we don’t have a holiday on the Children’s Day. Who the hell are we?

No.32 It’s Children’s Day. I wish you to be as lively and cute as a child, as honest and kind as a child, as innocent and curious as a child, and to make progress every day like a child.

No.33 The morning breeze blows, the sun shines, and the flowers and grass smile at you; Children's Day is here again, and you can embrace happiness every day; you will have more happiness, good health, and a childlike innocence. Life is wonderful.

No.34 Congratulations on your own holiday again. May you thrive under the nourishment of sunshine, rain and dew. You are becoming more and more sensible, remember not to make your mother angry.

No.35 The annual Children’s Day is coming soon. I wish my son a happy holiday and healthy growth. I also wish that all children in the world can grow up healthily and happily!

No.36 The blooming flowers are mother’s eyes. In mom's eyes, you will always be mom's little baby, little angel! Mom loves you forever! Happy Children's Day!

No.37 This is the message I will give you tomorrow (don’t read below), you will read it tomorrow! Voyeurism? ! naughty! I told you not to look but still look! No way, you won’t grow up! Happy Children's Day!

No.38 Goes further day by day, evolves night by night, goes further year by year, a childhood that cannot be returned. I miss you again and again, sending you a letter and a text message to wish you a happy Children’s Day!

No.39 Every leaf has a happy memory, every little flower has a happy souvenir, and we miss our childhood again in the garden where we played in our childhood. Happy Children’s Day, my little ones!

No.40 When the green hills are there, a person is not old. Regardless of age, childlike innocence is the most important. Love life and understand joy. Even if you are burdened, your mentality should be adjusted properly. On Children's Day, children laugh, clear water and blue sky, happiness never grows old.

No.41 Wishes are the wind, happiness is the sail, and blessings are the ship. The wind of wishes blows the sail of happiness, carrying the boat with blessings for the children, drifting towards you who are happy, and gently greets you: Happy Children's Day!

No.42 First line: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back; Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life! Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person. But I still wish you a happy holiday!

No.43 We give up the most precious things in life, but we are chasing the glitz of time; when we really want to relive it, everything will never be seen again. Cherish your childhood and wish you a happy Children's Day!

No.44 On Children’s Day, I wish you to remain childlike and curious about everything; to be innocent and sincere in front of everyone; to have a childish face and bright hair, and be a living god every day. I wish you happiness, worry-free, health and longevity!

No.45 The text message arrives, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties give way obediently to you, let troubles sneak away, let auspiciousness take special care of you, let happiness smile at you forever! Happy Children's Day!

No.46 I walked barefoot, carried a shovel across the sand, caught frogs in the fields, and plucked birds from the trees. I miss the old days, with you as my companion. Children's Day, Children's Day, I feel like a child again. , I hope you will be happy and always smile haha.

No.47 You are the red flower, the fragrance penetrates the hearts of adults; you are the green grass, dyeing the youth of adults; you are the little oriole that can sing, intoxicated in the happy world every day! Happy Children's Day!

No.48 Everyone is a child. Children belong to you, children belong to me, children belong to him, children belong to all of us. Children's Day is here, bless you, bless me, bless him, bless us all!

No.49 I have always envied how wonderful the world of children is, because the era that belongs to us is gone. We often laugh at ourselves, and occasionally roar. Childlike innocence needs to be preserved forever. I wish you a better life like a child. !

No.50 Ignorance is not terrible, but terrible is shameless; poverty is not pitiable, but pitiful, but lazy; childishness is not ridiculous, but ridiculous is ignorance. I wish you happiness on Children's Day.

No.51 Youth is short, don’t lament about old age. The most important thing in life is to maintain some innocence and childlike innocence, so that you can be happy forever. Today is a special day, I wish you a childlike innocence.

No.52 Life goes on forever, never stops, year after year, never stops, children are the most precious natural resources, children are the richest material property, children are hope, children are Dream, happy Children's Day.

No.53 Take a ray of sunshine as a thread and string together the raindrops to form an eternal string of wind chimes. No matter the wind and rain are setbacks, depression or the sun is shining brightly, we are willing to use the most beautiful ringtones to convey the most pure blessings: Happy Children's Day!

No.54 Being with children will make people become simpler, younger, caring and inspired. No wonder I changed. It turns out it’s because I’m with you. Haha, I wish you a happy Children’s Day!

No.55 You wear a yellow chrysanthemum on your head, a red bellyband, a white pacifier in your mouth, and your hands holding your big feet. When asked what happened to you today, you shyly said: "People, I have also thought about Children’s Day today!”

No.56 How many memories have been brought back by the song “You at the same table”? Who can still remember that the cause of the dispute was half a piece of eraser, how many days and nights of living in a state of dissipation? I will also write a diary persistently on Children’s Day to reflect on the beauty that has passed away!

No.57 The text message arrives, let happiness hug you gently, let difficulties give way obediently to you, let troubles sneak away, let auspiciousness take special care of you, let happiness smile at you forever! Happy Children's Day, feel good every day!

No.58 Children's Day is here, the sun is shining; the gongs and drums are noisy, the magpies are chirping; the golden sparrows are dancing gracefully; the bamboo boards are crisp and loud; the songs are melodious; sunflowers are blooming in the garden; flowers are blooming. Xiang Yang smiled. Happy holidays kids!

No.59 It’s a good season when birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, the sun is bright and flowers are pleasant; peonies are in full bloom and swallows are flying in, roses are smiling and cherries are ripe; grand ideals inspire fighting spirit, ambitions are high and great achievements are achieved; young hearts are blooming with red flowers, singing and dancing to celebrate the 6th one!

No.60 When you are young, it is easy to dream; in the season of dreaming, it is easy to be young; because you are young, you often dream; because you often dream, you are always young; because you are always young, I wish you a happy Children's Day! .

No.61 On this day when we wish all the children in the world a happy Children’s Day, let each of us adults return to their childhood and have a happy Children’s Day with the purest feelings and the purest hearts. ! happy holidays!

No.62 Some people say that youth is a passionate and romantic waltz, some say that youth is a high-spirited sonata, some say that childhood is an innocent rhapsody, I say everyone has a happy children's song, I wish you Happy Children's Day!

No.63 Magnificent ideals inspire fighting spirit, and young hearts bloom red flowers. Good boy! Today is your holiday, and your uncle has prepared sweets suitable for you to eat that won’t hurt your teeth, and give them to you, little red flowers! Happy Children's Day!

No.64 The leaves move due to the wind, the seedlings grow due to the soil, the waterfalls are formed due to the flow, the sky is vivid because of the birds, the ocean is mysterious because of the corals, the desert is alive because of the oases, life Beautiful because of youth! Wish you: Happy Children's Day!

No.65 What has been bid farewell to is childhood, what has been lost is the childlike appearance, what has changed is the childish voice, and what has grown up is the child companion. If the childlike innocence is not lost, happiness will never stop. If you have constant childlike fun, you will never be less happy. Happy Children's Day, young and old!

No.66 Don’t move, rob! This is robbery! Do you understand? Quickly take out your sorrow, hand over your sadness, take out your troubles, take off your sorrow, here! Put on this, the happiness I send you! Happy Children’s Day in advance!

No.67 Do the butterflies flying all over the sky under the sun remind you of the days of chasing and playing? The innocent smiling face is like a flower, attracting butterflies to linger on! As Children's Day approaches, may you always smile like a flower! Happy Children's Day!

No.68 The days engraved the wind and frost on the face, and the years imprinted the memories on the heart. But childlike innocence is a state of mind. Even if the years are wasted and time flies by, cherish it and cherish it. You will be young forever. On Children's Day, remember to keep your childlike innocence!

No.69 On Children’s Day, I wish you will have a childlike face forever, a childlike heart and no worries; a childlike heart to explore more things, and a childlike heart to make friends sincerely. Happy childhood brings you happiness every day, carefree and happy haha.

I wish my friends health, happiness, and childlike innocence forever!

No.70 When the popular people fall in love with the earth, they don’t hesitate to fall, just to be close to each other for that moment; when the clouds fall in love with the flowing water, they don’t hesitate to fall, just to understand the love; when I think of you, I don’t hesitate to pay a cent. Money, just to tell you: Happy Children’s Day, little P!

No.71 Flower buds are your years, wrapped among clumps of green leaves; spring is your festival, songs fill your books; prosperity is your waiting, colorful dreams Make it happen as you wish. May Children's Day bring happiness to you!

No.72 Today is Children’s Day. If you are playful, don’t play with your phone today. If you are playing, don’t receive text messages. If you do, don’t read this text. Hey, you still read it. In addition to wishing you a happy holiday, I just want to say: Why are you so disobedient?

No.73 Happy Children’s Day to all the young and naive children! Indulge yourself, don’t hold it back! I know it’s hard for you to pretend to be an adult! It’s a holiday, eat your hands if you want, wet the bed if you want, bite whoever cares! Happy Children's Day!

No.74 The most precious thing for a person is childhood! You only have one childhood. Time has given you a golden childhood, and you should use it to play marbles, cry, pee your pants, and be mean. If you don’t have this, take advantage of today’s Children’s Day to make up for it!

No.75 The flowers are blooming, the laughter is sweet, and the fragrance of June is blowing on your face. A pair of white ducks swim in the clear water, and a pair of wooden oars paddle a boat. Chang'e envied Children's Day, and the Weaver Girl thought she was too lazy to be an immortal. Dare I ask who is the master of Yaotai? The new buds are blooming in childhood. Happy Children’s Day!

No.76 If you want to be naughty, just be naughty and vent your unhappiness; if you want to be coquettish, be coquettish, you are actually quite cute; if you want to be naughty, just act naughty and be a child who won’t grow up; if you want to be cute, just act naughty Just act cute, you can be the coolest today. Happy Children’s Day!

No.77 Do you still remember the days when we, our innocent eyes and red scarves, lined up and wrote with pencils on the way to the spring outing... It’s time to take the exam and we are very busy, but please take a minute to love that person who once was so good My little self...Happy Children’s Day!

No.78 You are allowed a day off today. You can do whatever you want without breaking the law. You twist your hips as you walk, wipe the bubbles from your nose sideways, scribble with black fingers, pinch and fight with urchins, and live in a small courtyard. Moving around, drooling and laughing. Happy Children’s Day!

No.79 Maybe we have been far away from the carefree age, maybe busy rushes into our lives, but happiness has no time limit, you can do it as long as you want, Children's Day is here, I wish you all a happy holiday and happiness forever!

No.80 Our life continues every day. Birth, growth, maturity, aging and death are irreversible natural laws. But if time goes back, who would reject the beauty of this lost childhood? Children's Day is here, happy holiday!