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In The Legend of Sword and Fairy 3, the conversation between Jingtian when he first met Nightshade and the conversation on the ship to Penglai, urgent! !
The first time I met nightshade
Sedum: Alas! I'm homeless... I have no choice but to spend one night here, and I don't know where Xuejian will sleep tonight...
Sedum: Let's get a good sleep first~~ < /p>
Sedum: I was shocked! It turns out it's you...
Sedum: It seems that you are the only one with me now... Sigh...
Sedum: What's wrong?
Sedum: What’s going on? !
Solanum nigrum: Brother! I will always be with you...
Sedum: Huh? ! Who are you? Who is your brother?
Solanum nigrum: Brother...I am Solanum nigrum, your sister Xiaokui! You, you don’t remember me anymore?
Sedum: You, you are the sword fairy! ? No, it’s the fairy in the sword, right? I should have known there was something weird about this sword...
Langui: You can call me whatever you want... In short, we should never be separated again!
Sedum: You, don’t come over!
Solanum nigrum: Why? Do you hate me?
Sedum: You, you dress like this, how do you let others see you?
Solanum nigrum: My, clothes...ah! All were burned by fire.
Sedum: You...just wait here, don’t go away, I’ll find some clothes for you.
Solanum nigrum: OK! I want my favorite "fairy dress with wide sleeves", okay?
Sedum: wide, sleeves, flowing, fairy, skirt~~ah? ! You really want that kind of ancient palace treasure that has not decayed for thousands of years, it is simply rare to find!
Solanum nigrum: Ah... can't it? Why? elder brother.
Sedum: That’s a treasure!
Solanum nigrum: Treasure? You say the clothes I usually wear are treasures? elder brother! You are always like this, you make me happy the most...
Sedum: Damn it! What! The meaning of treasure is that it is impossible for me to find it. Do you understand it?
Sedum: That’s very valuable!
Solanum nigrum: worth it? Why can't it be valuable?
Sedum: Why else? ! I am a poor boy, where can I get such a thing? Even the current Holy Emperor may not be able to get it!
Solanum nigrum: Today’s Holy Master...isn’t that you?
Sedum: Oh, hell! What are you talking about?
Sedum: I don’t have one at all!
Langui: No? Why? Did you lose it?
Sedum: What’s missing? It’s nothing. It’s never been! well! I'm so pissed off by you!
Solanum nigrum:…………
Sedum: Okay, okay! Don't be like this, I'll find a way! ...What a hell...
Solanum nigrum: Forget it if you don’t, I won’t give you a hard time. I think it’s good not to wear clothes now, it’s quite cool.
Sedum: ...(Why do you call me brother one time and boy the next?)
Solanum nigrum: Hehe~
Sedum: Okay well! Then how about I just find some random clothes to make do with? How about you wear this one of mine first?
Solanum nigrum: What? ! Are shabby clothes like yours worn by humans? ! I don’t want cheap stuff like this. Besides, if you take off your clothes and I’m like this, I don’t know what others will say if they see it. Anyway, I don’t care! Hehe~~
Sedum: (Why is this? It seems different from just now...) Then, what do you want?
Solanum nigrum: Go to the pawn shop and look for a few more, noble and beautiful ones. It’s best to take as many as you can, I want them all!
Sedum: (Isn’t this forcing me to become a thief?) Huh? ! Okay... Okay, but I'm only looking for one thing...
Solanum nigrum: Okay! Go quickly, go quickly! I'm here waiting for you to come back!
Sedum: You have the clothes, put them on quickly!
Solanum nigrum: OK!
Solanum nigrum: Ah! So beautiful! It feels so soft and smooth, it must be very comfortable to wear! What kind of clothing material is this? Why haven't I seen it before?
Solanum nigrum: Ah! It’s really a “fairy dress with wide sleeves”!
Solanum nigrum:...No...but it's very similar, huh! I love so much!
Sedum: I turned around and went over there, please get dressed quickly!
Solanum nigrum: No need! Just one drop is enough.
Sedum: Ah~~! !
Solanum nigrum:...What's wrong? Not suitable?
Sedum: No, no, it’s so beautiful!
Solanum Kui: Brother...you are so kind to me...
Solanum Kui: Ah! You are hurt! let me see!
Sedum: A little injury, it doesn’t matter.
Solanum nigrum: Are you feeling better?
Sedum: Hey! It doesn’t hurt at all... Are you really a fairy? So amazing!
Solanum nigrum: What kind of fairy? Didn’t my brother always call me Xiaokui? Have you forgotten all about it?
Sedum: I think... you may have mistaken the person, I am not your brother...
Solanum nigrum: No! You can’t go wrong! You are my brother! Could it be that...brother, you...don't want me anymore? Is it because...because I am no longer the same as before? But I am still me, and I am still my brother’s Xiaokui! Is there any difference?
Solanum nigrum:...No! Don't leave me alone again! It's been like this for thousands of years, I'm afraid...
Sedum: What's different? What thousands of years? I, I don't understand at all...
Solanum nigrum: Whether I understand or not... Anyway... Anyway, I see my brother again... I finally didn't wait in vain all these years, I'm good So happy...really! Xiaokui...never be separated from your brother, never!
Sedum: Xiaokui?
Solanum nigrum: Brother! Do you remember me? Very good! Great... don't leave me again...
Sedum: I didn't say I wanted to leave you...
Solanil: Then, we can still be together, right? ?
Sedum: Of course!
Solanum nigrum: Together forever, you will never leave me again, right?
Sedum: Yes...yes! I won't leave you!
Sedum: Let’s go, Xiaokui. I also want to find a friend...
Langui: Okay.
1001. Get to know Changqing Zixuan
Xuejian: Wake up! woke up!
Sedum: This...where is this?
Xue Jian: It’s on the ship! Thanks to Brother Xu and Sister Zixuan for saving us!
Sedum:...Thank you very much, thank you both...
Xuejian: Okay! If you don't have the energy, don't talk too much. I have already thanked you for you!
Xuejian: Let me introduce to you: This is Brother Xu Changqing, and this is Sister Zixuan. They are an unmarried couple.
Did you know that Brother Xu is a disciple of the Shushan Sect? Don’t you admire the Shushan Sword Immortal the most?
Sedum: Huh? !
Changqing: Girl, my current identity is an abandoned disciple of Shushan——
Xue Jian: Oops! That’s almost it! Your master, master, etc. are too conservative! They will definitely regret it in the future and take you back to their division.
Zixuan: How do you feel?
Sedum: Nothing happens... I don’t know what’s going on. I keep fainting recently...
Sedum: Hey! Where is my sword?
Zixuan: You must be very precious there. You kept holding on to me even after you fainted.
Sedum: Great, the sword is still there~~
Sedum: Well, there is no damage at all~~
Changqing: I’ll give it to you Checked, no injuries. But...where did you get this sword?
Sedum: I, I used to be the servant of the pawn shop, and this sword is a pawn.
Xue Jian: Huh? It turns out you stole the goods and ran away because you were afraid of being caught, right? snort! You also say that others are little thieves, but you yourself are the big thief. You are simply guarding yourself and stealing!
Sedum: No, no! I don’t know what’s going on. This sword is very evil. It keeps following me and I can’t get rid of it no matter how hard I shake it!
Chang Qing: What a good product? What kind of person is he?
Sedum: He is tall and thin, and his appearance is strange, but not ugly... It was dark at the time, and he could not see clearly...
Changqing: Oh!
Sedum: What? Do you know the origin of this sword?
Chang Qing: Can you use such a big sword smoothly?
Sedum: Fortunately, although it is so big, it is lighter than cork.
Zixuan: Huh?
Chang Qing: When I carried you two up, the sword was in your hands, and I only felt the weight of two people... But after you let go, it was very difficult for me to hold it, and I could hardly hold it. Use...
Sedum: Is there such a thing? I don't know...
Zixuan: Just take a rest first and don't think too much.
Sedum: That’s right... right! Xuejian, you fainted just now, are you healed?
Xue Jian: Brother Xu has already healed my wounds. What just happened? You have been dizzy for a day, and now the ship has arrived in eastern Sichuan, just now! Humph...I just remembered me now!
Sedum: Huh? ! Where is this ship going?
Zixuan: The boat goes down the river to Penglai. The two of us need help from the head of Penglai.
Xue Jian: Let me tell you! What's going on is that Sister Zixuan and Brother Xu are in love, but Brother Xu's master doesn't like Sister Zixuan and even expelled Brother Xu from the school. Now the two of them are going to the head of Penglai to help intercede.
Xuejian: Is that right, Brother Xu? You speak!
Zixuan: You have finished all the talking alone, what else does he have to say?
Xue Jian: Hee hee! Sorry!
Zixuan: Changqing? What are you thinking about?
Chang Qing: This little brother may have fainted after each battle because he consumed too much spiritual power by forcefully holding the sword. I think as long as I teach him the basic mental skills of Shushan, this kind of thing will never happen again.
Sedum: Really? Master is on top, accept...
Chang Qing: No! It is against the rules for me to teach my inner teachings privately, but this is to save people's lives, and I think Master will agree to this. It would be a taboo for the sect to accept a disciple without permission.
Xue Jian: What saves lives? Is his life in danger?
Chang Qing: This sword consumes a person’s spiritual energy too much. If you are not a cultivator of immortality, you should not use it. Otherwise, your spiritual energy will be exhausted and you will die.
Xue Jian: Oops! Is this sword so scary? I think it's better to throw away the sword.
Sedum: Hey! Can't throw it away!
Xue Jian: What is there to be reluctant to part with a broken sword? In my opinion, this sword is an ominous thing. You'd better throw it into the river as soon as possible, otherwise it will kill you sooner or later.
Sedum: No! This sword is my treasure, I will not throw it away even if I lose my life.
Xue Jian: You!
Chang Qing: This sword has extraordinary spiritual power and is a treasure. If it can be used freely, its power is limitless. You must know that there is no good or evil in swords. No matter what kind of power it is, if it is used on the right path, it is good, and if it is used on the wrong path, it is evil.
Remember, the reason why I teach you the inner strength and mental method today is to use it in the right way.
Sedum: Yes! Hero Xu, I...
Chang Qing: What kind of hero is not a hero? If you and I are friends, just call me "big brother".
Sedum: Yes! Xu, Brother Xu!
Chang Qing: OK! You two go out first, I'm going to teach you the inner method.
Zixuan: Yeah.
Xue Jian: So mysterious...can’t you even take a look at it?
Xue Jian: Okay...I'll just go out, there's no need to glare at people...
Chang Qing: What I'm going to say next is related to your life, so you must keep in mind.
Sedum: Yes!
Chang Qing: The sword is originally made of iron. It communicates with the spirit by holding it, moves by the heart, lives by the blood, and dies by non-thoughts. The art of sword control lies in regulating the breath, holding the Yuan and maintaining oneness, so that the five spirits of the sword can be integrated into one, circulating back and forth, endlessly...
Sedum: It sounds very profound, but I don’t know. Can you learn...
Record #2
Scene [Boat] 1002. Conversation with Xuemi on the boat
Xuejian: Ah! It's you, you scared me - how about it, what's the point of Shushan Kung Fu?
Singtian: Shushan’s immortal arts are extensive and profound. I have only learned a little bit, so there is no way I can make any progress.
Xue Jian: What! It's not fun to talk like an old man!
Sedum: What should I say?
Xue Jian: You should say, "Nvxia Tang, I'm just learning to practice. I want to compete with Nvxia Tang. Please give me some advice!"
Sedum: OK! The green mountains remain unchanged, the green water flows forever, the heroine of the Tang Dynasty! We’ll see you later!
Xue Jian: What! I asked you to talk to me but you left. Are you trying to make me angry?
Sedum: No, no! Tang Nuxia's shadowless feet are unrivaled by anyone in the world, and I am willing to be the inferior.
Xue Jian: Humph! You know how awesome it is!
Sedum: If I don’t use a sword, I can’t even compare to you.
Xue Jian: Ouch! How amazing! A broken sword turned into a treasure!
Sedum: No, no! I don’t think it’s a treasure either, I mean...
Xuejian: That’s great! Throw it away, and I will teach you the secret knowledge of Tang Sect.
Sedum: Throw it away? ! How is it possible, even Brother Xu said that this sword is not an ordinary sword?
Xue Jian: Okay! Now that you have the support of the Shushan sect, you won't listen to me, right?
Sedum: No, no...
Xue Jian: Humph!
Xue Jian: Ah! Damn it!
Sedum: Huh? What’s wrong with you?
Xuejian: Ghost...there is a ghost...
Sedum: Nothing?
Xue Jian:...Huh? !
Xue Jian: ...Nothing, my eyesight must be blurry...
Sedum: What about fighting and fighting? If you want to learn, I will teach you!
Xuejian: Stupid~~I don’t understand any rules in the world, can I teach internal skills and mental methods casually?
Sedum: Is it that serious? Brother Xu didn't say he couldn't teach you, right?
Xue Jian: This is common sense in the world, but who knows that a young kid like you doesn’t even understand this!
Sedum: No? I'll ask Brother Xu another day to see if I can teach you.
Xue Jian: Don’t ask, it will make people laugh when you say it. Besides, I don’t want to learn it yet. I am too lazy to learn our Tangjiabao’s unique skills, so I won’t learn such stupid kung fu as you!
Xue Jian: What’s the air? Don’t forget, you are not a Shushan disciple yet!
Record #3
Scene [Boat] 1003. Talking to Zixuan on the boat
Zixuan: Are you okay? You should practice magic step by step and don't be impatient, otherwise you will easily become obsessed.
Sedum: Yes! ...Well, aren’t the Shushan Sect’s rules very strict?
Zixuan: Yes!
Jingtian: Which sect rule did Brother Xu break? Why doesn't the boss let you two be together?
Zixuan: Changqing and I want to get married, but the master doesn’t allow it. He is the master’s disciple and the candidate to succeed the master. According to Shushan sect rules, lay disciples cannot be the master.
Jingtian: If you don’t want to be the leader, then you won’t do it. Shouldn’t even Shushan disciples not be able to do it?
Zixuan: This... is because there is some misunderstanding between each other, and there was a dispute...
Jingtian: Why is there a misunderstanding?
Zixuan: Because I am a Miao, I believe in Nuwa, and I am a foreigner...
Sedum: What's wrong with the foreigners? Not everyone is the same, so what’s the difference?
Zixuan: If you think this way, others may not think so too... How many people in the world are open-minded...
Singtian: Is there no room for redemption?
Zixuan: We are going to Penglai now and ask the leader of Penglai, Taoist Shang Fengzi, to intercede for us. He has been friends with the leader for decades and should be able to speak for us. ...
Sedum: Yes! Maybe the leader is just angry for a moment and will take it back after a while.
Zixuan: ...I hope so.
Jingtian: What a pity...
Zixuan: What?
Jingtian: I was thinking that even if Brother Xu could return to Shushan, he would not be the leader...
Zixuan: Do you think it is a pity?
Sedum: Yes... there is one point. Isn’t cultivating immortality just to make yourself stronger and immortal? In this way, Brother Xu's chances will be much less...
Zixuan: So what if you live forever? Life is all about peace and happiness. If you can't be with the person you like, what's the point of living for thousands of years...
Zixuan: Please ask Changqing for advice when you have time. , this should be of great help to your cultivation.
Record #4
Scene [Ship] 1004. Talking to Changqing on the boat
Changqing: Xiaotian, how is your practice going? Any questions?
Sedum: No problem, I feel very good now!
Chang Qing: Hmm! You have good qualifications, but you still have to work hard.
Sedum: Yes! That...
Chang Qing: What's the matter? Just say it!
Jingtian: ...how did you and Sister Zixuan meet?
Chang Qing: We...maybe we are destined by fate...I often dreamed of her when I was very young, and this is what she looks like now...
Sedum: Really Is there such a magical thing? So when did you actually meet?
Chang Qing: It was about a year ago, when I was ordered to guard the Demon Locking Tower...
Singtian: The Demon Locking Tower?
Chang Qing: This tower is an artifact given to us by the gods in Shushan to suppress demons. For thousands of years, the demons captured in Shushan have been suppressed in it. However, because the power of the Demon Locking Tower and the Five Spirits are connected, when the Five Spirits between heaven and earth reach a certain point in time, some demons with high spiritual power may escape.
Sedum: Isn’t that dangerous?
Chang Qing: Exactly, so there is a strict order from Shushan prohibiting ordinary disciples from approaching the Demon Locking Tower. The demon skills that have just come out of the Demon Locking Tower have not yet recovered. As long as they are discovered in time, they can be easily captured. But the demon that time was very powerful for some reason... It only took one move to poison me. Fortunately, Zixuan sacrificed her life to save me.
Sedum: Ah! It turns out that Sister Zixuan’s magic power is so powerful...
Chang Qing: Not really, it’s just because the five demonic spirits belong to fire and Zixuan belongs to water, so they just restrained him. This is also a coincidence, otherwise The two of us cannot escape this disaster...
Sedum: What happened next?
Chang Qing: At that time, I was poisoned and my life was in danger. Zixuan used the Gu God she raised to detoxify me. The method was very weird. It required two people to undress and face each other, and use their lips to transfer the Gu God into me. There was something wrong inside the body, and the lives of the two of them were in danger...Unfortunately, the master who came to help at this time saw him, and thought that the two of us were doing that kind of thing...
Sedum: You guys No explanation?
Chang Qing: At that time, Zixuan’s cultivation was at a critical juncture, and we had to turn a blind eye to everything outside... In the eyes of Master, it was natural that we were both shameless...
Sedum: How could it be? The leader should have noticed that you were injured!
Chang Qing: You don’t know something. The process of using the Gu God to remove poisons to heal injuries is very dangerous, but once successful, the effect is extraordinary. Not only will the injured recover immediately, but there will be no scars on the body, which is extremely miraculous.
Singtian: So the boss doesn’t believe your explanation?
Chang Qing: Not only that, the master also suspected that Zixuan was a demon and wanted to throw her into the Demon Locking Tower.
Sedum: Ah! That sister Zixuan...
Changqing: Of course she is not a demon, but she is a Miao person, and she believes in the Nuwa Empress. Master naturally believes that she is an evil heretic, and the five spirits have behaved strangely in recent years. , demon activities are frequent, and the master has to be cautious.
Chang Qing: But I saw Zixuan killing demons and saving people with my own eyes. Demons do not harm themselves. How could Zixuan be a demon...
Sedum: It turns out that demons are not If they can kill each other, isn't that much better than humans?
Chang Qing: Xiaotian, you are wrong to think so. Monsters harm living creatures and massacre human beings. The less likely they are to harm themselves, the greater the harm they will cause. You are considered half a disciple of Shushan, so you must not feel pity for them! Do you know?
Jingtian: Yes...
Changqing: Xiaotian, although you are not really a disciple of Shushan, since you have learned the magic of immortality from me, you must Be careful with your words and deeds, and never disgrace the reputation of Shushan.
Chang Qing: Are you ready?
Record #5
Scene [Ship] 1005. Demon appears on the river
Chang Qing: This! ……
Sedum: What’s wrong? What happened?
Chang Qing: There are many demon activities on the river, so be prepared to fight!
Zixuan: What’s going on? There were many more monsters than usual along the way...
Changqing: Are you scared?
Xue Jian: Don’t be afraid! I won’t be afraid as long as you and sister Zixuan are here.
Sedum: And me too!
Xue Jian: Who are you? Are you very capable?
Chang Qing: Everyone, go and prepare carefully. Don’t take it lightly.
Zixuan: OK...
Xue Jian: OK!
Chang Qing: Xiaotian, go and prepare too. Just let me see the progress of your cultivation.
Sedum: Yes!
Record #6
Scene [Ship] 1006. Discussing the collapse of the Demon Locking Tower
Zixuan: Changqing, the rumor I heard is "Suppressing Demons" Do you think it is possible that the sword was stolen?
Chang Qing: The Demon Suppressing Sword is the treasure of our Shushan Sect. Only the leaders of the past generations know where it is kept. Disciples all secretly say that the sword is inserted on the top of the Demon Locking Tower to suppress the crowds. Demons are nothing more than legends. Moreover, that sword is the nemesis of monsters, and monsters cannot get close to it at all.
Zixuan: Maybe it wasn’t the demon clan?
Sedum: If it’s not a monster, what could it be? Is there a traitor in Shushan?
Xuejian: You are always so slow and make everyone wait for you. I wonder if something happened in Shushan?
Chang Qing: The demon-suppressing sword has powerful spiritual power, which cannot be used by ordinary people. It should not be done by ordinary Shushan disciples...
Xuejian: Then This broken sword is similar. Jingtian, how about you lend it to Brother Xu to kill demons?
Sedum: No!
Xue Jian: Even if you can’t do it, you have to do it! You value money over friends and don't care about loyalty. You still want to be a disciple of Shushan with this little bit of integrity? Watch me throw it into the river!
Xuejian: Give it to me! !
Sedum: You are forcing yourself to do something difficult!
Xue Jian: Ah!
Zixuan: It seems to be spiritual and can understand human speech! Ah Tian, ??have you discovered this before?
Sedum: It has been following me since the beginning. I had no choice but to take it with me. Otherwise, how could I dare to take it out before it was dead?
Xuejian: Die?
Sedum: It means something that someone pawned. If it is not redeemed when it expires, it will be disposed of by the pawn shop. Naturally, a young lady like you doesn’t know this...
Xuejian: Oh~~~~Don’t make excuses. Since you didn’t cheat, it belongs to someone else, so I say you stole it. Is it wrong?
Sedum: What are you stealing? Why do you say it so harshly? It’s not what I want to take...
Chang Qing: Okay, just say a few words. Xiaotian, I have to rush back to Shushan by land. Can you and Xuejian accompany Zixuan to Penglai?
Zixuan: How about...shall I accompany you to Shushan?
Chang Qing: No, Master has a prejudice against you. I'm afraid it will be inconvenient for you to go to Shushan at this time. You'd better go to Penglai. The private matter is minor, the main thing is to inform Uncle Shang Fengzi about the situation in Shushan and ask for support. Shushan and Penglai have always been united and will never sit idly by.
Zixuan: Okay... take care of yourself!
Jingtian: Brother Xu, don’t worry, I will take good care of them...
Xue Jian: boast! We take good care of you! When in danger, you'd better get behind Tang Nuxia!
Chang Qing: Goodbye!
Sedum: Brother Xu, please take care.
Zixuan: Okay, let’s hurry to Penglai.
Sedum: OK.
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