I am a very unhappy girl. Can someone tell me a joke to make me laugh?

Let yourself smile only temporarily, not for life. I hope you can know why you are unhappy and I hope you can be happy!

Look at Lao Luo's quotations, maybe you will be happier!

Lao Luo: You have peaches in your pocket.

Girl: Oh, sorry, this is for my grandmother. ........

(I thought: Who wants to eat? )

This question is so simple that I am embarrassed to do it.

5. Why are you staring at me? From a purely biological point of view. We just refuse homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population wouldn't be a problem ... Of course, I would be heterosexual.

6. You really piss me off, ................., please.

7. A fierce life needs no explanation!

8. This is my immature view.

9. It's not easy for everyone to mix together!

10. There are times when you step on shit in your life.

1 1. Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live!

12. Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE?

What? Fierce girl

13. "Lao Luo, don't talk about the topic in this class, let's talk nonsense!" I almost fell off the platform.

14. "Soft muscles and pear shape" ... What does "pear shape" mean? Hey, what are you looking at me for?

I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!

15. Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say mom.

When the dog sees it, hey ... there is a pig, a cat, a duck and a fish! ?

16. Happy sadness ......

17. It's too difficult! It's too difficult!

18. This topic is insulting our wisdom.

19. Well, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.

20. From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the high style of old-school intellectuals)

Hanukkah) .......

2 1. Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

22. Without Yuan Longping, what would the losers of Chinese Academy of Sciences eat?

23. If I meet him, I will waste him!

24 ... Sorry, I'm a little excited.

25. I am a ninth-rate poet, but I can't compare with Emily Dickinson. Then what do I spell, spell personality,

They can't compete with me.

26. This is the first time that Luo Yonghao, a boy of 13 years old, witnessed a live black man at close range!

27. If you come to New Oriental a few years later and see someone who seems familiar, you just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao.

Dear brother, pay attention, I don't have a brother!

28. There is a man and a woman at home, and there are two girls who are usually very obscene.

It doesn't matter, but if there are two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough. ......

29. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: * * *, this is my son! ! !

30. Some students may doubt my character. I'll tell you another story: "There used to be a cherry tree in our house. ..

..... You all laugh! I won't say it if you laugh. "

31."ets is a pathological problem, so we will do it with abnormal thinking."

32. "What is GRE? It is to let China people experience the stupid test of Americans. "

This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome!

I said, stop talking, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.

34. A stranger like me ......

The theme of our Spring Festival get-together this year is to highlight the word "get-together"-this is the logic of Sister Ni.

36. Tell me how confused your mind is.

37. This topic is the most controversial topic in the history of New Oriental, but the arrival of Teacher Luo ... I just stood on the side of the giant.

Shoulder.

38. According to Ni Jie's thinking, how should I choose this question?

39. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being knocked down!

40. You sweat when you lie. ......

4 1. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but she thought it was saliva.

42. Divorce in Las Vegas is also very convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so if you slow down, there will be no one behind.

Willingly: "Hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? ! "After Lao Yu went, his eyes lit up:" It's so convenient! How convenient! " .

43. I don't think your relationship has broken down ... (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It is really broken

break ...

44. Is wearing bell bottoms a hooligan? It's just logical confusion! ! !

45. Lao Luo: Is this correct? Right? Right? Right?

We: ... number ......

Lao Luo: You tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!

46. I can't take care of anyone.

47. Look at this word-credulous ... gullible ... what does it sound like? This is so stupid!

48. I have to admire you!

49. In American graduate schools, China students never take part in class discussions, so that professors think they are nothing.

Yes But the first test comes first, and the first test comes first. Doesn't the American professor collapse? He doesn't understand at all,

So he sighed, "Ah, the mysterious East!"

As a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

5 1. When he asked you for eight dollars, you turned and left. At this time, he usually says, "How about five dollars?"