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Funny quotes about holidays
1. This is a holiday donut~
2. The holiday mode has been activated, let’s pack up my magic fairy castle!!!
3. It’s vacation, but I want to go to school again; school has started, and I want to take vacation again
4. Vacation is also a pain. ...But I just like it.
5. The so-called holiday, the family is criticized, I have no money when I go out, and I am very free every day~
6. I have prepared the few kilograms of meat I have lost, and I will wait for the New Year to go home and open it up eat.
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7. "It's holiday, are you excited?" "Well, homework will make you more excited!
8. I look forward to the end of class and go to school Looking forward to a holiday, I have always been persistent in my goals.
9. The so-called holiday means staying at home and being scolded and having no money to go out.
10. It’s a holiday, but my waist is too busy. My back is no longer sore, my eyesight is normal, and my spine is no longer protruding.
11. After the vacation, the top students are preparing for exams, while the bad students are updating their news.
12. It’s time to buy a globe. The world is so big and you can still go around it.
13. I feel like I’m not suitable for work, only suitable for vacation.
14. I can finally have a good time. Sleeping in.
15. Vacation = fun = eating + sleeping + watching TV shows = nothing to do
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16. The holiday of eating and drinking is about to begin.
17. Holiday strategy, sleep in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, and get high at night
18. From school to holiday, from school uniforms to pajamas, from textbooks to comics, from ponytail to disheveled hair. , this is a student.
19. Are you talking about how many pounds you gain during holidays?
20. I am so cute, can I extend the holiday for a few days?
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21. When I am on vacation, it does not mean that I am awake; when I am at school, it does not mean that I am awake.
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