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The story of a boy who peed his pants.
One summer vacation in the big class, my parents took me to seventy-two pools.
When I arrived at Seventy-two Lake, I was as happy as a bird just coming out of a cage, jumping around with joy! I ran to the pool for a while, squatted down to observe the small fish swimming in the water, ran to the shore to see the lush trees, and ran to the heights to collect beautiful scenery. ...
What a lamb in the grass-not enough to spread joy! Mother told me to go back, don't run so far, I'm really dumb to eat Rhizoma Coptidis-I can't tell you how bitter it is. But the reality is cruel, and I am very helpless, so I have to go back with great pain.
Back to my parents, I squatted down to play with the little fish in the water. Unconsciously, my pants got wet quietly, but I didn't notice it. After a while, a little sister came over and pointed at my pants with a puzzled face: "Little sister, did you pee your pants?" It doesn't matter if you don't ask. When you ask, many people around you laugh. Some people lean forward and lean back, some people point at me and laugh, and some people laugh out of breath. It took a long time to recover!
Suddenly I feel that the sky is dark and the sun and the moon are dull. Oh, my God! Earth! What did I do wrong? Why am I so unlucky? Now I can't wait to get into the crack! Brother Liu, are you laughing at me? Sister Bird, are you telling others my embarrassing story by chattering and screaming? Sister Xiaoyu, are you swimming around like this to see me embarrassed?
My face turned red and white, and I smiled at them. Then I ran to my parents and asked them to change my pants. After changing, I took a long breath: "Oh, it's a good thing I brought spare pants, otherwise this trip would be ruined!" "
But just then, I stepped on a mossy stone, and as a result, ...
Shit, it's really ruined!
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