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Seventh grade, volume two, Chinese smj, look at the answer.

1 wrote about the family's longing for "brother" and the expectation after receiving the letter.

Two (1) Ju was lying on the table, and she dug out two pieces of manuscript paper from her bag. Red was holding a ballpoint pen, and the pen cracked. ② After autumn, the old sow gave birth to 9 cubs. This year, the price is good, rising to 7 yuan and selling well. The money from selling pigs paid off last year's debts.

(3) Two days ago, I ordered disaster relief clothes on it. The captain said that you have a bright future, and specially sent my family a semi-new woolen coat for you to spend the New Year at home.

3. A young man admitted to a university from the countryside is inconsiderate of his parents ... "Agree with the answer on the first floor"

The reason why it was changed to six short words was because "Uncle Yan" calmed down after receiving the letter and felt that it was unnecessary to tell his son everything at home. His son's letter made him very sad.