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You are disgusting. What are your relatives like?

On the second day of last year, my mother and I went to my grandmother's house to play, and I happened to meet my aunt. She wore a mink coat, a big gold chain and a big leather bag, looking like a nouveau riche.

When my aunt saw my mother, she just smiled: Lao Li, after all these years, she is still dressed like this. When children grow up, they should have fun. You see, I am wearing more than 8,000 minks, which you will never wear in your life.

After that, he looked smug and disgusting.

When I got home, I decisively bought my mother a mink coat with a price of 65438+100000. This year, my mother wore this dress to visit her grandmother. My aunt was dumbfounded when she saw it, and my mother could finally hold her head high.