Humorous copywriting

1. You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. If you don’t meet someone you like when you are thirty, don’t worry. You will get used to it in ten years at most.

2. Why should you get married when you reach the marriageable age? Do you deserve to die if you live to an average lifespan?

3. There is always one suitable for you: ugly but beautiful, poor but still chasing stars. The young man prefers to stay at home, and the female man is crazy. A fool doesn't work hard, a lazy person hopes for the top. Obese people tend to be foodies, and being single is always pretentious.

4. A friend hit a beautiful woman while riding a scooter. Beauty: Please pay me 10,000 yuan for medical expenses. My friend shyly said: Don’t talk about beauty for just one night, let me accompany you for the rest of your life.

5. I want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and bask you to death when you are unhappy.

6. I went to donate blood today, and the guy in front of me donated 200. Halfway through the draw, I saw the guy’s ferocious face: “Hurry, hurry up, I can’t survive, call me back now.”< /p>

7. I have learned many skills and found that the most useful skill is "think more openly".

8. Eating together is called sharing a table, riding in a car together is called carpooling, leaving the rest of your life to me and living together from now on is called desperate work.

9. I have never been to my aunt since I was 16 years old. I am too shy and dare not ask my parents. A few days ago, I secretly went to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor said that boys will never come to their aunt!

10. I used to be a person who relied on my face to eat, but later I almost starved to death, so I still had to learn to use chopsticks.

11. I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, brand-name bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

12. A buddy likes to chat online. Once I went to meet a female netizen. I asked him what was going on? He said: I passed the written test but failed the interview.

13. Everyone’s life can be a book. Other people’s lives are “biographies” and my life is “jokes”.

14. "What kind of man do you like?" "I like men who shine when they smile." "Are you talking about Tathagata Buddha?"

15. There is a couple. They all love to eat durian, but they are afraid that it will infect their five-year-old son, so they hide in the kitchen to eat it. At this time, the five-year-old son opens the door and shouts: "Okay, you are actually eating shit behind my back."

16. God is fair. He gave you an ugly appearance and a low IQ to prevent you from appearing uncoordinated.

17. There is a girl who weighs 200 pounds and has a mine at home! After dozens of blind dates, she was rejected every time. Her mother comforted her by saying, "Don't cry, my dear. If we continue to go on blind dates, we will always meet someone who is greedy for money."

18. I went to see her teeth with my best friend. After we went there, the doctor said we would need anesthesia, so this girl was going to take off her pants. Doctor: What are you doing? Best Friend: Aren’t you spanked for injections? The doctor said slowly: Don't you feel that the spanking is a little far from the teeth?

19. Asking someone to pay back money is like having a secret love. You will always feel embarrassed to say it. When you work up the courage to say it, it becomes like a confession, and maybe you don't even have to be friends.

20. If you submit your resume correctly, you can get a good job; if you submit your resume correctly, you don’t have to work.

21. I just went to the store to buy water. I saw the boss fell asleep on the rocking chair. The ground is gone.

22.Why are you myopic? In order to look at things in the world lightly, I blurred my eyes.

23. Don’t always think about whether to marry for love or money. The reality is: most girls cannot marry for love or money. It’s the same as when you were a child and thought about whether you should go to Tsinghua University or Peking University.

24. My mother has never nagged me since I got married years ago. In addition to watching TV series every day, she also dances square dances. My complexion is obviously much better than before. This is what people often say. "Marry a wife and make your mother prosperous"!