Tell a joke, a joke that makes me laugh.

Dad asked his son: Who will you marry in the future? The son said: I want to marry my grandmother. She loves me! Dad said: nonsense, how can you marry my mother? The son said, you can marry my mother, so why can't I marry your mother?

During a military exercise, a shell accidentally fell into Gua Tian, and a soldier was sent to check it out. A man in rags said with a sad face, this is not just stealing melons, but also peeling them.

Do me a favor. It's best to order.