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Ask the third grade students to perform an English short play about Christmas.
Venue: In front of Santa Claus' residence
Character: Three reindeer, namely
Linden, bold and uninhibited, dares to be the first, and is cunning by nature.
Swindler Scott often stands on the same side as Lyndon and rejects Baker together.
Good Baker often doesn't like what Linden does. It is characterized by being fat.
Scene: In front of Santa's residence.
Props: House, a sign that says "for sale".
First act
Voice-over: With the financial crisis sweeping the world, Santa Claus, who was once rich, has recently become so rich. It is a question for him how to celebrate Christmas Eve tonight. Look, his three reindeer are walking in front of the house. Let's hear what they have to say.
Narrator: With the financial crisis sweeping the world, Santa Claus, who has always been a spendthrift, has become embarrassed. For Santa Claus, how to spend Christmas Eve this year is undoubtedly a nerve-racking problem. Look, his three reindeer are walking in front of their house. Let's hear what they will reveal.
Lyndon: I want to eat turkey!
Oh, honey, tonight is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving. Tonight we are stars!
Lyndon: A star? No, no, the stars tonight are those children and that man-the boss. You know, we haven't touched meat since last Thanksgiving. Now, I eat potatoes, potatoes and potatoes every day. I hate potatoes! Everything is a turkey in my eyes now.
You and you are turkeys.
Oh, my turkey.
Baker: You are crazy!
Linden: I can't stand it anymore, so I plan to jump ship.
Baker: What about you? Job hopping? Serve Obama, I believe he has never eaten reindeer.
Linton: Shut up! You fat man!
Scott: Linton is right. The boss owes us so much salary, and besides, I have a large family to support. I think we should take measures now.
We need a life, an elegant life.
Baker: But this is because of the financial crisis.
Lyndon: Stop!
Scott: Shh ~ Here comes the boss.
Linden: I want to eat turkey!
Scott: Oh, honey, today is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving Day. Today we are the protagonists!
Linden: No, no, today's main characters are children and the boss (Santa Claus). You know, we haven't eaten meat since last Thanksgiving. Now it's French fries every day, except French fries. I hate French fries. Now my eyes are full of turkeys. (pointing to Scott) You, (pointing to Baker) and you, are turkeys.
(Say that finish, grab Baker's arm and take a bite) Oh, my turkey.
Baker: (pushes Linden away) You are crazy!
Linden: I've had enough, so I decided to jump ship. (Say that finish and take out a sign from behind, which says "for sale")
Baker: Did you jump ship? Go to Obama's house. I believe that he has never tasted venison.
Shut up, you fat bastard.
Scott: (calmly analyzing) Linden is right. The boss owes us several months' salary. Besides, we are old and young. I think it's time for us to take further measures. (Pause and look up at the sky) What we need is a life, a life with taste.
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Baker: But it's all caused by the financial crisis ...
Lyndon: Shut up!
Scott: (hearing a voice behind him) Shh ~ Here comes the boss. (Linden quickly hides the sign on his chest)
Act II Act II
Schreiber: Santa Claus is coming to us. Oh, I have never seen such a beautiful Santa Claus. Look, he is so poor that he has only one egg. Oh, dear, let me bless you in the name of Jesus.
Narrator: Santa Claus is coming to us. Oh, I've never seen such an embarrassed Santa Claus. You see, he is so poor that he has only one egg left. Oh, poor boy, on behalf of Jesus, I express infinite sympathy for him.
Santa Claus: Nian, look in my bag. There is only one egg left, and this is my breakfast today. But God only created one Santa Claus. My dear children!
Hey! Boys! Go to work, today is our day.
Santa Claus: Yes, look at my gift bag (mouth to audience). There is only one egg left, which I saved at breakfast this morning. But who told me that there is only one Santa Claus in this world? Poor kid!
(Facing the reindeer) Hey, guys, let's get to work as usual!
At this time, the reindeer are whispering, as if plotting something. Get up lazily when you hear Santa Claus calling.
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