A literary joke, freeze to death without paying for it.

1. The wife is always right, and this sentence is always right. But what my wife didn't expect was that she would never be a wife without 1.

Wang Yisheng was a loser and longed to be praised before he died. This obsession touched God, and he sent a doctor to say: You are sick, you are old, and it is terrible.

3. Cooking by yourself, my girlfriend eats cleanly every time, and I always feel good about myself. She is a good cook, and one day she suddenly realized that her girlfriend might be able to eat at all.

4. Q: What creature has super arm strength, sharp nails and sharp teeth, and can tear up all hard and solid things? A: The girl when unpacking the courier.

In the hospital, a pregnant woman gave birth during childbirth, and the doctor had a brainwave and gave her probiotics.

6.300 kg anonymous, didn't see her husband lying on the sofa, sitting on his ass. The law did not hold her responsible, because the law did not take responsibility seriously.

7. "What do you do?" "Oh. My job is to kill zombies. " "hmm? But there are no zombies in this world!