Ask for some DNF jokes

One day, the street fighter confessed to the Ghost Swordsman, and the Ghost Swordsman was furious: "I like you only if I am blind." As a result, the Ghost Swordsman became blind when a street fighter sat on a lotus with Guanyin. From then on, Asura came into being.

I have a buddy, who is in his twenties, and he idles around all day without looking for a job! One day I asked him, "Are you 18?" He said to me, "I'm 2!" " I smiled and said, "Shit, you're 2 and you haven't changed your job yet!" "

who is the poorest?

One day, everyone got together to discuss who was the poorest. Sanda said: I have one more white cloth on me, of course I am the poorest. At this moment, the blind man said: Forget it, I will be a blindfolded cloth. Are you as poor as me? The street fighter refused to accept it again, saying: Your blindfold cloth is cheaper than my 2-piece Band-Aid Band-Aid? Silent red eye shouted: grandson, I can't afford to cure red eye. Are you as poor as me?

Very pure and very small white

One day, a small white walking on the road saw a sword spirit with a donkey and asked, "Is that pig behind you giving you chemotherapy? It's said that treating leukemia is very expensive, and it's really convenient to have a pig. "Sword Soul is furious:" The pig is behind me. The donkey is behind me. "Little Bai Dawu:" It turns out that the donkey is behind you, but how do you know that I'm sitting next to the pigsty playing DNF? "