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I caught a cold for three days and then I didn't wash my hair for a week. I went to the supermarket to buy shiny hair oil. What will the staff think when they see it?

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As can be seen from your description, you are an elegant, hardworking, neat and self-disciplined person, who pays special attention to his own image, and is respected and liked by family, neighbors, colleagues and friends, and has a very good popularity. Although you have been unwell for three days with a cold and haven't washed your hair for a week, you are very concerned about your image in the eyes of outsiders and feel that your hair is shiny. Supermarket staff will have other ideas when they see it. Actually, you don't have to think so. First of all, it's not your fault. Everyone eats whole grains, and no one can guarantee a smooth life and never get sick, let alone catch a cold. Supermarket staff are mostly ordinary people, well trained or trained, with good professional ethics, mostly kind and honest people, who can't laugh or laugh at people. They also have a kind heart and sympathize with the weak. You don't have to worry about their attitude towards you, not to mention that they will whisper to you that your hair is shiny because you haven't washed it for days. Because they are busy, they won't stare at your hair. Even if someone sees your hair, they will be amazed by your careful arrangement of it and will not find any other problems. To say the least, what does it matter if someone finds your hair shiny? Like customers, they seldom know you, and your shiny hair is not a physical defect or any other defect, and no one will notice. I suggest you don't think too much, hold your noble head high, hold your head high, and go to your supermarket or other places happily, and you will feel proud and happy.