Jokes suitable for primary school students, hilarious and short.

A complete book of jokes suitable for primary school students, which is shared as follows:

1. One day, while the teacher was in class, suddenly a cat was barking outside, and the sound was endless. The teacher was very angry and said, "I'm bored to death." What's it called? " A classmate replied, "Today is Valentine's Day".

2. Primary school loves to sleep. Once the Chinese teacher assigned homework to write an article entitled "Suppose I am a spider". After class, I asked my classmates and racked my brains at home at night to write an article "Suppose I am a pig" that sensationalized the whole school. Then I got angry at school.

3. In the dormitory, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, slept in a daze and saw a little red light in the distance. Oh, I forgot to turn off the power, so I just pressed it. Ah, ah, ah! An unlit mosquito-repellent incense.

4. Can a magnifying glass enlarge it? I bought a magnifying glass and felt cheated. I bought it and put it in the dormitory for half a year. Still that big.

As soon as a first-grade child returned to the classroom, he said to the teacher, "Teacher, there are many ants in the toilet!" The female teacher nodded and suddenly thought of the word "at", which has been taught in English since the beginning of school. To see if the children remembered it, she asked, "What did the ant say?" The child looked blank and answered after a while: "Ant, he, he didn't speak!" " ! "

6. Xiao Fang, a sophomore, is very cute and is often pestered by the boys in her class. One day, Xiao Fang came home and said to his mother, "Mom, Xiao Qiang proposed to me today." Mother casually asked, "Does he have a regular job?" Xiao Fang thought about it and said that he was responsible for cleaning the blackboard in our class. "