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Dream lover

When the sound of footsteps passed by the classroom, my heart almost stopped until my feet.

Dolce people

Actually, I don't think I woke up from that dream. Although I don't admit it, I have always lived.

three

The disk is straight and smooth.

Although she ran on me like this, I honestly gave her a four-word evaluation regardless of the heart of the villain-

four

Brother money

Joke: I only drank two bottles of water from him and wanted to invite him to drink coffee.

five

Who is the nursery rhyme?

"Baby, answer the phone-"Just out of the recruitment hall, the phone rang. ...

six

Ambiguous innocence

"Please, people in that circle can tube we xiang xiao? Walking in, you even become a skeleton.

seven

Color invades the world

Although I was bored to death, I still laughed to death and waved at him. "Hello, handsome boy! okay

eight

Uncle Jingcheng

"The eyebrow shape is very beautiful, and the eyebrows are soft, bright and long! Eyes and pupils are clear and transparent, and there is blue in the orbit.

nine

Tang Shaoqi

"hmm!" The man nodded in agreement, leaned back on the sofa, clasped his hands, and looked at me with a different look.

Enemy, is that you?

"Why, continue to pack? I advise you to play hard to get and stop! " He looked at me?

1 1

Sell art, not sex.

I still looked at them with a smile, my eyes were clear and innocent, but my mouth was full of dirty words.

Kiss (change)

He didn't answer, just smiled more coquettish and rubbed my forehead intimately, with a sexy voice a little sandy.

evil spirit

Fear, "the breath of intimacy is in my ear. I turned my head and saw a handsome and elegant man sticking to me.

Nursery rhymes are angry.

"Where did this sister take me to heal after eating turtle?" I failed and asked, sitting outside, yes.

disagree

"Hmmm-nursery rhymes-"Finally, I took a sip of his name, opened my blurred eyes and thought?

Strive for the love of men or women

"Will you be proud to see a man jealous of you?" He asked again, his eyebrows raised and a demon floated out.

make a fortune

Tang Xiaoyi is indeed a born aristocratic boy. Gianfranco Ferre wore casual clothes, 3519 48412 2010-04-1317: 08: 21.

Unreasonable, difficult to deal with

"blossoming-"is just a deep sigh.

Fan wai- If you don't demon yourself, you will demon others.

Tang Xiaoyi got up and looked at the girl under him. She used to curl up and bury her face in her hair.

First appearance

"You make me very comfortable!" I put my arm around his neck, pinched his lips and muttered?

2 1

Ask the tiger for its skin-trying the impossible things that run counter to the interests of the opponent (usually the bad guys)

"Then tell me when you think about it!" Tang Xiaoyi set up half of his body lazily, smiled faintly and bent his mouth.

Money fans bloom (change)

"Look at you!" He pinched my cheek funny. "This money will make you dizzy.

Sister is just a legend.

Finally, he smiled. The smile looks warm. He touched my head and combed my hair?

A coquettish young girl

After a long time, when I thought I would be thrown out of the BMW x5 by Tang Xiaoyi, his old man's house finally pulled out one calmly.

Dang Ning, my love!

Dang Ning took my hand and looked directly at the dean: "I don't think there is anything wrong with Bud, if."

Lepi Duo Duo

"Kao, you ya of less make anthomaniac! Listen to the key points, I don't know wow! " Dang Ning couldn't help laughing at once.

Vengeance prince

I took two steps back, raised my hand and gave myself a loud slap with a bang.

The trauma, injury and separation of love

"Bud ..." Dang Ning trembled, his eyes closed, and his trembling eyelashes seemed to bear a heavy burden.

Sweet Hours

I whispered, "Hum-have you come to apologize to me or to seduce the girl in our building?"

Love is like poison.

Because there is already a girl sitting beside Tang Xiaoyi. When I was contemptuous, I took Tang Xiaoyi's arm affectionately.

3 1

Hidden pain

"Why? Sitting next to me makes you so uncomfortable? " Struggle, the ear came the voice of Tang Xiaoyi Liangbingbing.

Beauty poison

His hand has been quietly wrapped around my waist, seemingly innocent, but it is actually attached to my ear?

Tangle [VIP]

"Treasure yee-"lit my nose, Tang Xiaoyi smiled a face of spoil, "tell me why you like ancient times.

Tang Shao [VIP]

"I also want to see what's worth thinking about your little diusim story!" Lower your head, kiss my lips and be careful.

Baoqi [VIP]

The corner of his eye bent down a little, and the smile on his mouth spread out bit by bit. He reached out and flicked my forehead, shallow.

Pavlis of Maxim [VIP]

He picked up the glass and drank the red wine slowly. His mouth was pale with a smile, but his eyes were straight.

Don't be angry [VIP]

He sat up straight, opened the car door and came out. Leaning against the car door, smoking lazily, reporting to me.

Ambiguous (on) [VIP]

Tang Xiaoyi also looked at me, with a faint smile on her mouth, which seemed to be mocking and thoughtful-

Ambiguous (below) [VIP]

Tang Xiaoyi teasing smile pestering intoxicating spoil, let me instantly emerge two flushed, "giggle?

A handsome man with a nice car [VIP]

Handsome, really handsome! The corner of a man's eye with a faint smile is covered with a layer of noble cunning.

Flatter [important people]

His eyes met me through the air for a while. He bent his lips and came to me with two points, a slender ten.

Forty two.

Silly treasure [VIP]

Tang Xiaoyi leisurely leaned back on the sofa and looked at me. How can I put it? His expression is very rich.

Revenge (1) [VIP]

In the middle of Tang Xiaoyi's answering the phone, I was dragged by Xia Tong, who was petite but with strong resentment?

Forty-four

Revenge (below) [VIP]

He held me in his arms and said with a smile, "There is really too much sunshine. Look at the sun on our baby-"

Send a sachet [VIP]

"You look so cute!" He leaned down, lowered his head, kissed me heavily, and pointed at me?

You should be good to me [VIP]

"Oh, yes! Rumor has it that they will be engaged until early summer next month and then go to live in England together?

Tang Xiaoyi, you uncle! (1) [VIP]

Tang Xiaoyi leaned back on the sofa, smoking lazily, listening to the flattery of the girls around her, as clear as a bell.

Tang Xiaoyi, you uncle! (below) [VIP]

"Then who do you think you look like?" He looked at me and smiled, but his eyes were cold and distant.

Forty nine

Brother! Brother! Brother! (1) [VIP]

"Why don't you answer the phone? I'm so worried-"His lips parted, and he put a hand around my waist tightly.

Brother! Brother! Brother! (below) [VIP]

His smile suddenly disappeared, his mouth pursed and his anger rose, reaching out and pulling me into his arms.

5 1

a love affair

I heard him holding my arm, holding a mobile phone and yelling at it: "Tang Xiaoyi, fuck you!"

Fifty two

Tang Xiaoyi, you are so stingy [VIP]

I went on to say, "Tang Xiaoyi, you are so stingy. I am not a couple with nursery rhymes, and they gave me back 500 thousand. "

It's good to have money (me) [VIP]

I thought about it and nodded wisely. He smiled with satisfaction, turned off the fire and strolled over.

It's good to have money (below) [VIP]

"It is a bit! So, pack your things as soon as possible and move in with me! " His body was pale when he approached?

Don't be nice to me [VIP]

"No-blossoming, you are still sick-"At the critical moment, Tang Xiaoyi grabbed my hand and leaned back?

Fifty-six

You're jealous [VIP]

There is a deep temptation in Tang Xiaoyi's whispering laughter. Didn't I tell him that it was so ambiguous and extraordinary?

SMS [VIP]

I have to admit that Tang Xiaoyi is thicker than me, typing faster than me, and even has the spirit of gossip.

Great gods are old [VIP]

At present, the two images overlap, disperse, disperse and overlap until there are several emergency calls in my ear.

Genius god [VIP]

I have been entangled in my mind for a long time, and my mind is full of questions. "No way, your resume says 18-year-old Cambridge."

I really want to strangle you [VIP]

"Do you know how much I want to strangle you!" His fingertips rubbed against my neck, and my eyes were in danger.

6 1

Be my woman [VIP]

Until he suddenly hugged me and announced: "Xiangduo, from now on, it is my woman! Dude, can I have it?

Indiscriminate between public and private [VIP]

The assistant of Vance's chief designer has a special office, because Vance doesn't bring new people, so …

unequal treaty

"Tang always good! Hello, Manager An! " I squeezed Zhou Zhou beside me, stood up and walked respectfully to Tang Xiao.

Bring trouble [somebody]

Tang Xiaoyi pinched the back of my hand under the table and compared the words with his mouth: silly!

Bear on the wine table [VIP]

"You little beast, I really want to strangle you-"Angry eyes blurred.

Wait a minute [VIP]

"Otherwise?" When he came down the stairs, he suddenly stopped and ground his nose.

Noisy [distinguished guests]

I immediately hooked his arm and gave in without hesitation under the threat of his yellow violence.

Banquet hero [VIP]

"good! Wear it for you at night! " Hands on my face, Tang Xiaoyi picked me up and turned around?

Sixty-nine

You are so cheap [VIP]

Up and down several times, just settled, he jumped up and took me into his arms at once, and he just hugged me.

You are destined to be my [VIP].

Tang Xiaoyi laughed gently, bowed their heads and looked for my lips, the mood seems to be very good, "didn't meet than?

7 1

Son of a bitch [VIP]

After last night, I completely confirmed the rumor of spoon lover. What a mixed blessing! ……

Seventy two

Girl, come here [VIP]

"Do you still have spirit?" If I remember correctly, he didn't sleep much last night! In the morning, he only?

Auntie's man [VIP]

People are beautiful, beautiful as plum, beautiful as bamboo, elegant as orchid, and pale as chrysanthemum.

I'm his boyfriend [VIP]

I play dumb. "I know. Of course I know that Tang Shao is a loving person! " Rich, powerful and handsome

Dog blood, dog blood (catch insects, modify! )【VIP】

"Very hot?" Raise your right hand, holding a white wet towel, covering my forehead, faint jasmine fragrance?

Rogue Tang Shao [VIP]

"I also said that I am not jealous. Look at this small mouth, I am almost hanging an oil bottle! " Smile, don?

Can't quit (catch insects, don't change) [VIP]

"I can't quit!" He put his arms around my waist and shook it hard. I don't want to quit! "

Adjust and teach small animals (catch insects, unchanged) [VIP]

"Well, happy cooperation!" I held out my big hand and showed him kindness! Put a smile of victory on your mouth!

Celebrate Tang Xiaoyi's birthday [VIP]

On September 27th, it was Tang Xiaoyi's 28th birthday. Cheng Jun offered to set some tables for him in Hao Jing.

Yao Yao vs. Song Song [VIP]

The little guy shrugged. "all right! If a white lie is a kind of respect for others, then

Favorite [VIP]

Sure enough, Tang Xiaoyi cocked his head, hooked his lips, smiled at her, and his eyes flowed in the sun, seven points.

Light love [VIP]

"Tired didn't also the way! I love pestering you, what do you do with me! " A slightly angry rogue voice reached his ears.

Mistress? Wife? [VIP]

"What do you think of Gu Dong's marriage?" Tang Xiaoyi leaned back and leaned on the sofa?

Cramp [VIP]

Tang and Song Dynasties came to play with Sister Yao. As soon as her hand touched the girl's arm, she dodged.

Fanwai-Girl, I love you [VIP]

Tang Xiaoyi's "Fanwai"

Is it shock? Is it hi? [VIP]

"Sweet bud, you are more and more capable. You dare to look at the bodies of other men before your man dies! "

Storm again [VIP]

I caught a glimpse of the sly smile in Xia Tong's eyes. I know my sister was ambushed by her.

It's easy to fall in love (catch a bug and stay the same) [VIP]

Cross your legs, lean back against the back of the sofa, sit lazily, make fun of your eyes and blow your mouth. It's really shiny

Tang xiaoyi's first love [VIP]

In Beijing, there are many such cafes-

Tang xiaoyi [VIP]

Animal theory

Tang xiaoyi [VIP]

"Duo Er-my dear, this is your favorite crayfish!" The shelled shrimp is white and tender.

Pregnant [VIP]

He called several times in a row, but I didn't answer. Finally, I received his short message: Girl, answer the phone, or I will deduct your money.

Love you [VIP]

"blossoming ... I will hurt you!" Tang Xiaoyi absorbed his lips, gasped heavily and sympathized.

Propose marriage (catch insects) [VIP]

He rubbed my lips with his fingertips, and his lips smiled, which was particularly enchanting and moving.

See Chia Tang's parents [VIP]

I bowed my head and shrugged my shoulders. My hand was still held by Tang Xiaoyi. I walked along the corridor.

Happy ending [VIP]

I'll stop yelling, Tang Xiaoyi is right! I almost fell for that woman's trap.

Follow-up-nursery rhymes [VIP]

The plot is not clearly explained. If it is written in the form of an accident, there are too many! Then change it to follow-up!

Follow-up-I'm showing off [VIP]

Follow-up-quarrel [VIP]

Follow-up-relatives [VIP]

Change the title, typo

Follow-up-competition [VIP]

Follow-up-Don't don't want me [VIP]

Follow-up-small theater [VIP]

No content, read it for Xinwen (advertising for small landlords) (including Xiao Fanwai)

Follow-up-small theater [VIP]

I didn't introduce it. I'll see for myself.

Continuation-It's good to marry a rich man (I) [VIP]

Where is the girl? Pulled by a man, followed by a smile, his mouth was not idle from beginning to end, Sugar-Coated Berry.

Continued-It's nice to marry a rich man (part two) [VIP]

"You must be exhausted after buying so many things!" Tang Xiaoyi bowed his head and pecked at his wife's mouth, distressed?

Sequel-New Year's Eve [VIP]

Sequel-Wedding [VIP]

"Cute ... good," he smiled with satisfaction, buried his head in her neck and sucked thoughtfully.

Fan wai-making [VIP]

Fan wai-father and son compete for favor [VIP]

Fanwai-Baby [VIP]

Lyrics title: support me for a lifetime

Singer: Kawashima Makiyo

Album: Kawashima Makiyo

Qu: Word:

The way I treat boys

Just ignore it, and don't use words to falsify the truth.

The trouble of falling in love

Not suitable for my present day.

Every time I watch a friend fall in love.

I always feel funny and a little stupid.

Everyone says I am too hard-hearted.

The impossible will come true in the end.

How can someone be so arrogant?

Wearing sunglasses and asking for my phone address.

It is a frog, but it pretends to be a prince.

You are shameless to brag about it.

Raise me for life.

La la la la la la la.

Who wants him to support me for life?

Raise me for life.

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