An unreliable joke.

1, the biggest advantage of having a fever is that you feel suddenly a little cold this summer.

2. I am very happy that the temperature has dropped. It was 4 1 degree yesterday, but it's only 40 degrees today.

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, haven't you realized the unified heating you requested eight months ago? What are you dissatisfied with?

4. It's amazing. I went to practice driving today. The instructor came over and told me clearly that if I have moral problems, I will practice driving and leave you alone!

5. When two people are together, they can run in if they are not suitable. I can apologize if there is any dispute. If there is a contradiction, I can compromise. However, if I bid 1.2 million yuan for this car, you can bargain: 40,000 yuan, whether to sell it or not. . . From that moment on, I knew you didn't come to buy a car, but to blow the air conditioner! ! !

I don't understand why a woman's mouth is so big! I didn't tell you that I slept with him until I took you as my friend. Who knows you told others as soon as you turned around! Will it be destroyed if you don't get it? .....