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Tong Xiangyu's classic quotations

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1, if not, you can learn! No one can laugh at you! Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice. Although full of rhetoric, the truth is clear, and nothing can be done. After a long time, who trusts you to promote you? Who gave you a chance to prove yourself ... life should be done step by step, and things should be done bit by bit. ...

2. This is true. There is no need to fight for breath on steamed bread. However, this disease is a will to work hard, not a petty thing. For the sake of sesame big things, tossing yourself out of the water will also bring trouble to the people around you. Is this value? There is a lot of friction in life. Become tolerant, become tolerant. Isn't it over yet? Is this not good?

3. Conspiracy is the enemy of love. You are very busy jumping up these days. Where there is comparison, there is comparison. Exchange, exchange again. Aren't you tired? Fight for the person you like aboveboard. What's the point of plotting this conspiracy? Love is a very pure and beautiful thing. Don't cheat with your mind and means, but exchange with your heart. I can understand how you feel. I've been through this, too I don't know how to speak and how to fight for it. However, I am willing to wait and do nothing, and I don't want to erase that beautiful feeling.

Zhan Tang just broke up with me, and I'm not sad at all. Instead, it plays around like nothing happened. I hide in my room every day. I don't eat or talk. I want Lacrimosa all day. Then will you be happy? Please don't forget, I am the shopkeeper, and I have responsibilities on my shoulders. Anyone can fall, but I can't!

5. The amount is wrong. The amount is really wrong. Well, I shouldn't have got married here in the first place. Well, if I don't get married here, my husband won't die. My husband will not die, and I will not fall into such a sad situation.

6. Why spoil food? My jiaozi, jiaozi with thin skin and big stuffing. You just want to eat jiaozi? Why are you so vicious? Why?

7. You can sue me in the office and say that I owe you salary, and then I will argue that we quarreled, quarreled and quarreled, and we were black and blue and bloody. Then what?

8. No matter how high the martial arts are, the strategy is great. I may not be a good catcher. People in the Jianghu can't do anything without kindness.

9. The scholar is right-they are all raised by mom and dad. Everyone is alive and well, why spend a lifetime for irrelevant people! It's ... a national law, and people who kill people must pay compensation. This is the price of blood.

10, he really bought your knife voluntarily. But don't forget, this business is based on mutual trust. Mouth likes you and trusts you, so he is happy to spend the money. You seem to have really made money. But don't forget, this love, such a precious love, is only three taels of silver. He can also mail lies everywhere like you. In the end, all the credit and reputation accumulated over the years were lost. Is it worth doing such a thing in order to earn so much money?

1 1, Da Lang-are you hungry? If you tell Yu Xiang a story in a flurry, I'll anoint you with oil. ...

12, money is great, can you bully people casually? Hurry back and get tens of thousands of taels of silver, and we will smack our mouths to see who can stand it.

13, the moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed.

14, Zhantang just broke up with me, and I was not sad at all. On the contrary, I play everywhere. As if nothing had happened. Do I have to hide in my room to eat and chat every day? Lacrimosa all day, are you happy? Please don't forget. I'm the shopkeeper. There is still a responsibility on the shoulder. Anyone can fall, but I can't!

15, you avenge others and add new enemies after revenge. You got it? You only think about your master. Have you ever thought about the person you beat for nothing? Those are innocent people. In fact, the specifications of the funeral have nothing to do with the filial piety. As long as you are concerned about him. He is an upright man, don't let him worry. Don't embarrass him. This is your filial piety.

16, conspiracy is the enemy of love. You are very busy jumping up these days. Where there is comparison, there is comparison. Exchange, exchange again. Aren't you tired?

Fight for the person you like aboveboard. What's the point of plotting this conspiracy? Love is a very pure and beautiful thing. Don't cheat with your mind and means, but exchange with your heart. I can understand how you feel. I've been through this, too I don't know how to speak and how to fight for it. However, I would rather wait and do nothing. I don't want to kill that beautiful feeling.

17, don't promise at the beginning. Now that you have promised, you must do it. Not working. Your three senior brothers saved inspection and food and clothing for this ceremony. Not only that, they even sold their swords. Please pray that my brother's sword is the only relic left by his mother. They've done so much for you to show off. After all, you are still ... Beckham, isn't this treachery? Is that okay?

18. Paying taxes is our responsibility and obligation. If there is no tax, does the country have so much money to safeguard your rights? The road in front of the door, the bridge by the river, the border guards, the sentries at the gate. That was collected from countless taxes.

19, we usually respect you, not because of your dress, nor because you say hello all day. Because you have this heart. I want to protect this town with my life.

20. It doesn't matter if you are naughty, but you must not hurt people who love you. Say it's childlike innocence, once or twice; People get cold after three or four times; Five or six times, people will say that this doll has a bad heart. It's not worth all of us being nice to her.

2 1, this is true. There is no need to fight for breath on steamed bread. However, this disease is a will to work hard, not a petty thing. I tortured myself to death for something as big as sesame seeds. Get people around you involved. Is this value? There is a lot of friction in life. Become tolerant, become tolerant. Isn't it over yet? Is this not good?

22. Sometimes it is completely different from recklessness. Let me tell you a story. I have a cousin. I have been thinking about this problem since I was a child. Melon is a fool. Melon means that people dare not drink or ride horses. You have to accept it. As a result, it immediately fell and broke a dozen ribs. He was told that he was afraid of going into the water. Jump into the water in winter. As a result, all my problems were frozen and I am still lying on the kang. This is reckless.

23, there is a fate to worship the door, no fate. You don't need a knife to get married. Do you say that your other half must practice martial arts well?

24. If you can't, you can study! No one can laugh at you! Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice. Although full of rhetoric, the truth is clear, and nothing can be done. After a long time, who trusts you to promote you? Who gave you a chance to prove yourself ... life should be done step by step, and things should be done bit by bit. ...

25. I have made up my mind. From today on, I am no longer an exploiter who is waiting for death, but a brand-new me, a thoroughly remoulded me, a me who takes life and love as my career.

26, the heat is right! The thermometer of the hand shows the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts beat faster. Let the blood boil. Burn your passion. Let youth fly. ...

27. Wait a minute ... In this long night, let's gather strength and get ready. (Open your eyes) A bright future is in the near future. The road is long and far away. I will turn white in the upper, lower, southeast and northwest. Wherever I go, I am famous. I'm looking for ...

28. For tomorrow, let's Qi Xin join hands in Qixin, and let everyone Qi Xin join hands in Qixin to embrace the rising sun with open arms.

29, buy official corruption, waiting to suffer. ...

30. I am soft-hearted and can't see torture. You can keep this hairpin for use. Stab your foot! It stings and scratches, and it hurts and itches. I don't know what to do.

3 1, don't starve!

32. I am a woman, and I can't raise my hand and shoulder. I don't know martial arts yet. I'm not Huang Rong. I don't know martial arts. Brother Jing and no perfect love-

33. You are heartless and shameless, and you are unreasonable!

I wish you a safe journey. The horse has arrived ... no, the donkey will succeed!

35. Ruthless heaven, why are you so affectionate to us?

36. Article 16 of the Family Law: It is forbidden to approach all scaffolds with water without adults. Violators, including well brackets, will be fined 300 times for learning.

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38. Very good. In fact, whether it is food or the highest realm of life, there are times when both sides are salty.

39. If you can't forget, don't forget! It's a pity to give up such a good memory.

40. Dress you when it is windy, give you an umbrella when it rains, beat your legs when you are tired, help you when you are hungry, hide your hands when you are cold, and fan you when you are hot. This is a woman's morality.