Funny copywriting that makes you laugh out loud

1. I have not lost weight for so many years, just because of your words of "take care" when we parted.

2. One day I was in physics class and I was stressed. The teacher asked: "How can I reduce my stress?" I stood up happily and replied: "Listen to music or read comic books." The teacher said, "Go away." "Get out!"

3. The roommate changed his WeChat avatar to MM's avatar out of boredom. After changing it, he went to shake it and found an uncle. After some tossing, the uncle instantly agreed to the room opening conditions. The number was sent. Write down the room number, shake it again, shake it to another uncle, and give him the room number.

4. "Honey, I want to buy clothes when the season changes." "Are you obedient?" "Disobedient!" "I won't buy them for you if you don't!" "Then I'll be obedient!" "Be good, Be obedient! We won’t buy it.”

5. A few friends went out to watch a movie and saw a dog on the road. Everyone is bragging about how they met dogs when they were children. Everyone talks about how pitiful they were when they were chased by dogs, and the first-rate guy suddenly said: "I almost bit the dog to death."

6. You go to the gym every day, you must not have a girlfriend, right? You play the guitar so well. You must have failed many courses in college. You have traveled to so many countries. You must not have a formal job. To be so successful at such a young age, your parents must be working very hard. You wash your car every day, so you must not have an underground garage. You know so much news and information, so you must be very idle at work.

7. Just now while drinking mung bean soup, a mosquito suddenly fell into the son’s bowl. The son took it away and poured it out with a look of displeasure on his face, while muttering: “Mom didn’t tell you when you came out. Can’t you play in the water? It’s okay now, let’s drown!”

8. I had a fight with my wife last night, and she ran away from home with her suitcase in anger. I chased her out and apologized to each other. After all kinds of promises and coaxing, my daughter-in-law finally changed her mind. I enthusiastically helped my daughter-in-law take the suitcase, only to find that, damn, the suitcase was empty.

9. During the Chinese New Year, worship ancestors, visit graves, and burn paper for my aunt. I muttered: "Auntie, I'm here to give you money, don't be reluctant to spend it." I originally wanted to call it a day, but I stupidly added another sentence: "I don't have enough money to talk to my dad." Then I was told Dad kicked him to the ground.

10. Cats and tigers have never met. One day, a pregnant cat passed by a tiger. The cat thought: There is such a big cat with a genetic mutation! Tiger thought: Children nowadays are getting more and more ridiculous, getting pregnant at such a young age.

11. Neighborhood committee aunt: Child, why are you standing at the door alone on a cold day? Why don't you stay in the house? Child: Dad, Mom is quarreling. Neighborhood committee aunt: That’s outrageous. Who is your father? Child: That's why they were fighting.

12. An architect designed and built a cemetery for a rich man. The rich man was very satisfied with it. He said to the architect who had been busy for a year: Sir, look, what is missing here? The architect said: Everything is ready, now you are the only thing missing here!

13. I was chatting with a second-rate friend that day. I said, "I don’t want to drive anymore. I always stay up late and get sleepy when I drive." The second-rate friend said, "It’s okay! Just drink some wine to refresh yourself." Okay. "Nima, just refresh yourself.

14. My mother gave me meaningful advice when I was about to go out to work hard: "In today's society, opportunities are very important. As long as you can seize them, you will be close to success. So, I went to Cai I bought a chicken at the market.

15. I went to Guangzhou for a business trip, and my best friend called me: "Brother, let's get some Guangzhou specialties when we come back!" ""No problem, just say whatever you want! What a big deal." "Guangzhou Honda will be fine." I collapsed instantly.

16. I was looking for a job N years ago and always wanted to go to Google. I finally got the opportunity to interview at Google online. But , I went to Google for an interview and was kicked out after just one question. Interviewer: Where did you get the news about Google’s recruitment? I replied: Baidu.

17 Husband: Wife, you have also passed the driver's license test. I will take you to see the car. My wife was full of excitement and followed her husband. The husband took her to visit the specialty stores of BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Land Rover, and Porsche. .

My wife burst into tears, she never married in vain! After coming out, husband: Wife, did you see? Don’t hit these cars in the future!

18. The boss got angry early in the morning and scolded whoever he caught. This scared me as a new employee. When I asked others why, my colleagues said it was okay. The boss always feels irritable one day every month. See No one is happy. I thought for a while and answered: Could it be that the boss came to visit me? The buddy wiped his sweat: today is salary day.

19. I was passing by the park just now and saw two little boys playing hide and seek. The catcher opened his eyes after counting, took out his cell phone, dialed, and then followed the ringtone to find the other one.

20. A primary school classmate of mine was writing an essay and wanted to use the saying "stealing the chicken failed, but the rice was lost", so he wrote "stealing the rice failed, and was pecked by the chicken."