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When Tao Qian met Fan Li,
"Even if the status is prominent, how can others know me? Everyone says I'm romantic. Shi Zheng held him in his arms, and he looked up at the King of Yue in front of him. Whoever has pains can complain to the East. " Whether Fan Li is happy or sad, she suddenly becomes empty.
At this time, Mr. Wuliu was in Nanshan Doutian when he suddenly heard someone singing a sad and full of words, and he couldn't help looking up. I saw Fan Li walking slowly and deeply along the bank of Nanshan and the edge of the bean field.
Mr. Wuliu couldn't help but ask, "Sir, if Fu Cha was not destroyed to help Gou Jian, who was the favorite servant of the King of Yue?" Why are we in our time? Why do we sigh like this? "
Fan Li said, "it's me, the god of time and space in Nanshan, where I come from." The whole world is proud of me, but who can understand my sadness? Even if people are in front, they are full of sadness in the back, and no one can complain. "
Wu Liu wondered, "Mr. Wu is no poorer than me. Why is he so sad? "
Li said: "Everyone has their own helplessness. I really envy you, you are at ease. "
May 6th said, "If you say a word, you are not afraid that you don't like it. You are moaning without illness. You are highly valued by the king of Yue, and your career is open, but you say such a fucking thing. No shelter, no food, no money, and a successful career. How can I envy you? "
Fan Li said, "I've heard your name for a long time, so it's no harm to tell my troubles." In fact, what you said is my helplessness. Everyone thinks that I am highly valued and have unlimited scenery. They all said that I was moaning and laughing at other people's jokes, but they didn't know that it was all a misunderstanding of me. In fact, I am now at the forefront, and who can know: Yue Wang is narrow-minded and petty. We can only share weal and woe with him, not with him. Now that he has achieved great success, how can he tolerate talented people threatening his country? As the saying goes,' birds bow and hide; A cunning rabbit dies, but a running dog cooks.' I think my death is not far away. It's a pity that I am so loyal to him.
May 6th said, "I'm very sorry, I misunderstood you. I didn't even know that Mr. Wang had such a little-known difficulty. It's really hard for you. " Sir, living under the power of the King of Yue is inevitably unhappy. Why don't you consider quitting the Jianghu? Maybe at that time, the King of Yue won't pursue anything from you, and he can live a free life himself. Is it soon! "
Li said, "What you said is true. I am not a power-hungry person, and I have been thinking about this for a long time. But I miss my old friend in North Korea, and I advised him to leave the army with me many times, which also gave him a good reputation. However, he didn't listen to my advice and I didn't know what to do. I haven't found a good place to cultivate myself, so I haven't retired yet. "
May 6th said, "My husband really can't stand the world. If you don't give up, you can come here with potential to hide and have sex. "
Fan Li said, "I am lucky, but I don't think you can stand the noise of this world, so you live in seclusion here." Won't our arrival spoil your cleanliness? "
Wu Liu said, "Sir, why are you waiting for this? I am not an unjust generation, and I don't value myself and despise my friends. As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together. "You and I can be described as unhappy-until the end of the sky, so how can we not like it?"
Fan Li said, "I'm glad to hear that, but you won't give up your old friend." Please reply to me and give me advice. If so, we will come to retire. If not, I'll do it myself. Let's say goodbye and take care. Excuse me, Mr. Jiuwen is knowledgeable and talented. Can you give me a short comment? It's not worth coming here. "
May 6th said, "My husband is very humble, and I just keep writing articles to amuse myself. It's really my pleasure to express your love. If you don't give up, I want to make a gift. "
He wrote "Dream Fu" and gave it to Fan Li, who left.
After living for a few days, Fan Li and Xi Zi returned to Nanshan and found five willows. He said, "I saw your Dream House at home and felt open-minded and heroic. Every word inspires me to forge ahead, every word reflects your ambition, and you will know how frustrated you are. You and I should be in the same boat. I have decided to retire. I have never been a power-hungry person, but unfortunately, my old friend didn't listen to my advice after all. I am very sad and sympathize with our brother. "
May 6th said, "It's very kind of you to come. Don't be sad. Everyone has his own ambition, and I will take it as a whole. It is also fate that we can meet. Why not form brothers with different surnames, so as to save you the pain of losing your old friends and brothers? "
Li said, "Dashan, it's good to be your brother, but it's best to be a brother with the same surname." From now on, I will change my name to Tao Zhu and become your brother. I will never be angry with that powerful man again. I think with our great ambition, we will definitely do something great. "
Qi Xin manages his affairs with the ambition of May 6th. Sui became the richest man at that time. As for Tao Qian, he kept a low profile, so he didn't hear anything except that his name was passed down from generation to generation.
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