What jokes have appeared in Li Bai's ancient poems?

A green bronze trunk and a stone.

Zhen ze fan GUI ju an

Southeast is a guest from all corners of the world.

Look at it when you are sick in front of your house

Zuwengyuan sells firewood.

Most celebrities rely on famous mountains.

Suck up all the rivers and look at the bottom.

The water in Long Qian is clear.

(Comics-Li Bai)

Li Bai is known as the "Poet Fairy". Among many ancient poems, Li Bai's poems are the most popular, and there are many masterpieces that have been passed down through the ages. In today's entertainment to death, Li Bai's poems have been interpreted by many students, and many related jokes have been made.

I think there are so many jokes about Li Bai's poems, not because Li Bai's poems are ridiculous, but just because Li Bai is well known and loved. In a sense, Li Bai is a symbol and a representative of ancient poetry. Look at the following jokes about Li Bai's poems. (just for a smile)

The most entertaining of Li Bai's poems is Thoughts on a Quiet Night, which should be the most famous ancient poem.

A dialogue between ancient poems:

Q: The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light.

A: Li Bai slept soundly.

Others attached this poem: look up at the blackboard and look down at the girl.

Second, I asked, "The foot of my bed is so bright. Could it have been frosted?"? . Looking up, I found that it was moonlight and sank back, and I suddenly remembered home. "What does this poem mean?

A: It shows that the poet is nearsighted.

Third, the new Gift for Wang Lun.

Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard someone calling for help on the shore.

I jumped up with a splash and picked it up. It's Wang Lun.

It seems that Li Bai is still a moral model of being brave. Wang Lun was a little anxious to chase Li Bai, and accidentally fell into the water.

Fourth, the new "Wanglushan Waterfall"

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth watered for three thousands of feet, and I ran out of money when I touched my pocket.

Great poets also want to eat? You still have to pay.