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One day after class, a handsome male teacher stopped Ying Ying: This classmate, are you busy tonight? The handsome male teacher looked at her in a very gentle tone. No. Ying Ying shook his head shyly. Go to bed early that night and don't doze off in every class!

In Chinese class, the teacher asked Xiaoming to explain what "nothing" means. Xiao Ming thought for a moment and said, "There is nothing to lose, but' no place to shit'.

The teacher asked the students to make sentences by "teaching people tirelessly" Xiao Ming wrote: "Candy studies very well, but he always turns in blank papers in every exam." It's really' teaching people not to use paper'.

Biology teaching assistant: "What should I do if I meet plants I don't know in the evening practice class?" Professor: "I usually walk in the front and trample all the plants I don't know to death."

"There is an old lady standing next to you on the bus, and you sit. What do you do? " "I'll tell her it's safer to take a taxi at your age."

"Students, who is the king of beasts?" "The director of the zoo."

The physics teacher said to the headmaster, "Do you know that I have taught five classes, one clockwise and the other counterclockwise?" Five classes! I told them that if they still didn't understand, just look at their watches. Wherever an hour hand goes, it is clockwise, and vice versa. However, the whole class used to count, either mobile phones or electronic watches.

The upper berth is full of English at night. After a while, nothing happened. The lower berth went on to say, "Repeat!

After about five minutes, the upper berth began to speak in English again.

I sleep in the last row, next to the back door of the classroom. Every time after class, my deskmate wakes me up, and then I go straight out of the classroom to bathe in the sunshine. Once in class, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time. I was awakened by my deskmate while sleeping, and I got up.

That is, I pushed the door and walked out of the classroom Five minutes later, I felt strange outside the classroom and immediately rushed back to the classroom. Both teachers and students were frightened.

The chairman of the flag-raising ceremony made a thought report: "... I am the son of the people of China." The following student: "I am a citizen of China."

A girl in my class listened to the walkman in the back row again, and her ears were blocked, so she spoke loudly. She said to her deskmate, let me know when the teacher comes. Almost all the students heard it. Teachers are no exception. Look at my classmates and say, I'm not going.

The teacher asked, "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is the goal of our study of calculus? Me: "No cavities! "

Teacher: "The male students stand on my left, the female students stand on my right, and the others stay where they are." Only the teacher didn't move.

In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the platform, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!

Teacher: Your problem, Xiao Xin, is the improper use of words. Now you can use an idiom to describe that your teacher is very happy. Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan.

Teacher: I'm in the first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.

Teacher: "Please make sentences with cows!" " Student: "A cow!" "good! Can you make another one? " "Another cow!