On Drama in the Past 30 Years of Reform and Opening-up

(Scene 1): At home, Zhao watches TV, changes the channel, changes the channel, turns off the phone, shakes his head, feels bored, gets ready, and comes out of the back room.

Zhao: I quit. bye-bye ...

Stop, what are you doing?

Zhao: (laughs) This question is very strange. What time is it now? Why do you ask?

G: What era are you talking about? Is it not a new era of socialism?

Zhao: (shaking his head) I often say that there is a gap between you and me, but you still don't admit it. Now you can see it. A whole century apart. Still living in the 23 rd century. To tell the truth, it's the e era!

G: (grinning) He also said that I was a whole century behind him, but he was 22 centuries behind me. He only lived in 1 century.

Zhao: (glaring) It seems that I can't tell you about world history. (Roll up your sleeves and count your fingers) The development of the world can be divided into several eras. One is: the bronze age, as well as the brass age, the bronze age and the pig iron age. Now with the development of science and technology, it has entered the e era. Let me tell you something popular. It is called the internet age.

G: (nodding inexplicably) Oh ... I don't care about you. What are you doing?

Zhao: It's the E era. What else can you do? I'm telling you, surf the internet! (Proud) Internet! .

G: (Mouth) Whether you are a hard net or a soft net, now is not the time to catch fish and birds, and you don't look at the season. (disdain)

Zhao: (shaking his head) I can't tell her. Wait till tomorrow, and we'll make up a program. Put it in the computer, throw the wire into the river, and enter: two and a half pounds of carp. Absolutely jump ashore, there are no grass carp, and there are no people weighing two pounds. (Proud) Boom, all carp. If there is grass carp, it must be "hackers" destroying it!

Zhao: Well, I don't understand if I talk too much. Very depressing.

G: Old man, what is that broken net? Why is this advanced?

Zhao: (swaggering) Hehe. Computer network.

G: (surprised) God, old man, how dare you get on the power grid? Didn't you get an electric shock on the production team? Why not have a long memory?

Zhao: (dismissively) I don't understand. This is a computer network. There, girls are not called girls. It's called Pretty Girl. Boys are not called boys, they are called "throwing pots".

G: (surprised) Oh, my God, it's Corona. The pot dropped. What did you eat?

Zhao: What's more, I praised the girl for her beauty: it's called blood spraying. Ugly: called dinosaur. Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, they are called cockroaches!

G: (covering your mouth and snickering) Hey, why is it the same as your nickname? Electric you into a cockroach?

Zhao: (glaring and pouting) ... I won't talk to you. Let's leave now.

(Zhao Chu. Gao takes out his laptop from the room)

G: Who doesn't know? Only he knows, and it's the e era. Actually, I went to e early. My son brought it back from abroad, said he missed him, and made a video, like face to face. I dare not let the old man know, lest he rob me. My screen name is Cui Hua.

(Scene 2): Zhao went to the activity center for the elderly and met him surfing the Internet.

Zhao: What are you talking about, it's so hot?

Fan: (panicking ... giggling) No, no, there's nothing to talk about. Watch the news, care about national affairs, the international situation and so on.

Zhao: What's the screen name?

Fan: The screen name is "Responsible for Great Events".

Zhao: (laughs) Please keep it for me. My hallway light is broken.

Fan: Oh, it's a big deal. Didn't you say that the American butterfly is flapping its wings and Japan is going to have an earthquake?

Zhao: Come on, who are you listening to?

Fan: How can this be nonsense? What I saw on the Internet was all said by scientists. What's the effect? According to this, your street lamp is broken. In case you accidentally fall down when you go out, don't you throw Saddam?

Zhao: So if I pee, the Nile will flood? Anyway, you have to care! Fix the street lamp for me later. Isn't it "managing big things"?

Fan: Hey, hey, don't you have household appliances?

Zhao: A flashlight? No, no, not that thing.

Fan: Why not? That thing, don't put it on your waist, face forward, it's headlights, face back, it's rear taillights! I'm still running.

Zhao: No, no, it's broken, poor contact, flash. Get off your ass and go out at night. People think fireflies!

Fan: Just kidding, are there such big fireflies?

Zhao: Why not? What time is it now? In the network age, technology is developed. Genetic engineering, understand? Last time I went to the street, I said, God, is this cherry delicious? Please weigh me two Jin of cherries. People say, uncle, what look? It's tomatoes

Fan: (laughs ...)

Zhao: Let's go shopping the next day. Tell people directly, weigh two Jin of tomatoes. People laughed and said, uncle, look, it's cherry! God, I'm embarrassed. My face turns red when I brush the floor, just like tomatoes.

Ha ha ha ... (both laugh)

Zhao: Don't you have a computer at home? Why do you surf the Internet in the elderly activity center?

Fan: (shaking his head) Forget it. My wife is also surfing the internet. Our good men don't compete with women.

Zhao: Oh, all online?

Fan: That's right. I go home every day, the computer at home is always hot, and the boiling water is always cold; Her eyes are always black, and her eyes are always white; My white socks are always flowery, and my black socks are always hard.

Fan: My uncle who raises chickens in my hometown called me and said that there are always dead chickens in recent days and I don't know what to do. She said, I understand this. The simplest and most effective way is to restart. A crab that I soaked in the washbasin ran away. As a result, she found it behind the refrigerator and said, I will know you online! When I saw it, it was an Okumo. Hey ... I call it "offline" when I sleep, "on" when I get up, "screensaver" when I take a lunch break, and "clear my memory" when I go to the toilet. ...

Zhao: (laughs ... shaking his head) It's no good going on like this. We have to "quit the net".

Fan: Brother, what do you suggest? We had a fight about it. She said: Why kick down the ladder? Didn't you use the search function to find me? I said, you think I'm looking for you I'm searching for Maggie Cheung. You are linked!

Zhao: You still have to quit. This is "sinking into the deep net of the Internet". If you don't catch it, something will happen sooner or later. Leaving is always cruel. Be cruel and make up your mind!

Fan: Brother, do you think this will work? I want to send her back to the mountains of her hometown. That place is remote, and there are no other nets except spider webs and fishing nets.

Zhao: Yes, why not? I can't believe it. She can enter the insect world by connecting the computer to the spider web, and find Nemo by connecting the fishing net?

Fan: Then it's settled. Oh, great, I can surf the Internet at home in the future! !

Zhao: Stop it. Let's hurry to the Internet cafe for a while. I went to irrigate. I've been diving these days, hiding something.

Fan: Brother, don't talk?

Zhao: Yes, why not? The screen name is "handsome to disfigure"

Fan: Oh, brother, good name. My name is a little rustic, called "Xiaohong", and the information says: female, eighteen years old. Don't look at the data, look at the chat effect.

Zhao: Yes, look at the effect of chatting! This information is false. At this age and size, he is still a little red. In the Flying Tigers, Lao Hong is younger than you!

Fan: Yes, that's right. Otherwise, the network is virtual.

Zhao: That's not true. I haven't talked to "Sister Brigitte Lin" recently, which is very speculative.

Fan: My sister?

Zhao: Yes, the screen name is My Sister.

(Scene 3): At home, facing the computer.

G: Small sample, handsome to disfigure. It's bad enough not to destroy it. I know who he is. It's just my dad. Look at this message: If love is wine, you are this bottle of spirit Erguotou. No, I'm going to hit him.

(Scene 4) Elderly Activity Center

Zhao: Look, look, I'll be right there. Oh, you see, I have admired me for a long time. Can you come out for a cup of coffee?

Fan: Brother, it's really good. I envy you. I don't have such a good life.

Zhao: What do you envy? Maybe dinosaurs.

Fan: Then meet her. Maybe she is really a beautiful girl, and my brother will benefit from it.

Zhao: Meet? Then let's meet! Let's meet some netizens.

(Scene 5) At the entrance of the village, under the old pagoda tree. Gao dressed up carefully.

G: Look, everyone, do I look like Brigitte Lin's sister? Yes, I'm just a little fat.

G: Look, look, it's coming.

(Zhao sits under a tall tree and walks up)

Zhao: It seems that you are early. Let's wait.

Fan: How else can you call it a beauty? This is called a reserve.

(Fan Lala Zhao, pointing to the height under the tree. Zhao comes over)

Zhao: Honey, you don't cook at home. What are you doing here? Go back, go back.

G: What can I say? Didn't you say I'm behind the times? I also entered the e era directly from the pig iron era, which is called a leap of the times, understand?

Zhao: Stop talking nonsense and just say it. What are you doing here? Do you know what this place is? This is a place where young people date.

G: I know this is a date place, and I won't come to the crematorium. To tell you the truth, I'm here on a date. (Shy) I'm here to date a net friend.

Zhao: (Surprised, almost fell down, Fan Fu) What? What? What? Dating online friends? Tell me, who is it today? It's strange that I don't kill him. Go ahead, who is it?

My net friend is so handsome.

Zhao: Blow it, just blow it directly. Maybe he's disfigured.

G: God, how do you know he is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured?

Zhao: What did you say? His name is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured?

G: Yes, I am so handsome that I want to be disfigured! !

(Zhao's legs are soft, Fan Ye. )

Zhao whispered to Fan: I really met my sister today. It seems that she is really different from her sister.

Fan: Brother, how about this?

Zhao: What should I do? Come on, go back to the homepage, and retreat when you meet a strong enemy. ...

(Zhao is like a ghost soldier, bending down and sliding down step by step ... background music: tunnel warfare)

Gao chased after him and shouted, old man, what are you doing?

Zhao replied from a distance: too handsome, disfigured.