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Interesting things about the countryside
Interesting Rural Facts 1
When I was a child, I lived in the countryside for three or four years, and I still haven’t forgotten the happy time I spent in the countryside.
Spring is here, and the wheat in the fields has sprouted green buds, as green as a piece of flawless emerald. At this time, my friends and I were flying kites in the field together. The kite flies higher and higher. In the end, we couldn’t tell which was our kite and which was someone else’s.
Spring is gone and summer is coming again. The wheat in the fields has matured, and it’s time to roast it and eat it. My friends and I went to the fields to pick out the tall, plump wheat and bake it. When you get home after picking, you hold a lighter and turn the wheat in one hand while roasting it. After a while, the wheat will be ripe and emit an attractive fragrance. When the wheat is no longer hot, put the wheat into your hands and rub it to remove the skin. , Mairen came out. "Aaaaah!" Eat it in one bite and you will have endless aftertaste! So delicious!
In autumn, my friends and I picked pomegranates together. Place the high bench under the pomegranate tree and step on it. Holding a small basket that you made yourself, pick one and put it in another. When I was about to pick the big, crimson-faced pomegranate above, I found her mouth opened, revealing rows of red teeth, which was very cute. I can't bear to pick it off.
Miss Winter is here, and since she arrived, the earth has been dressed in beautiful silver. We just played making snowmen together, and Ruirui and I made the best ones. I'm a master at snowball fights, but they couldn't beat me. They didn't hit me once, but I smashed them into "snowmen." Because there was too much snow, we not only made snowmen and snowball fights, but also combined playing in the snow with other games, creating two new games: "Snow Sweeper" and "Snowball Throwing." We had a great time.
I like the four seasons in the countryside. Interesting Rural Facts 2
Around May Day, I went back to my hometown with my family to break toon.
As soon as we entered the countryside, a fresh smell of earth hit us. In my yard, we can clearly see many toona trees, each tree is about nine meters high, and the toona trees on the trees are like pieces. The maple leaves move with the wind, as if they are welcoming us.
In the morning, my family and I broke the toon. I didn’t know how to break it at first, so I asked my grandma. Grandma replied calmly: "Break it with your hands more often. Break the whole toon off." When the time comes, break off the purple ones, not the green ones. If you can't break them off, you can use an iron hook. "I said, "Grandma, you know so much!" Grandma smiled and said to me, "Grandma has experience in her previous life. Farmer!" I nodded in understanding and started to break it off.
I went up to the top of the building and hooked the branch with an iron hook until I couldn't pull it anymore. I broke it off super fast, as fast as a ray of light. In less than five minutes, my bag bulged. abdomen. I went to help Grandpa again and hooked the iron hook to the branch. The branch was very thick. I held my breath and used all my strength to hook the branch in front of Grandpa. Grandpa quickly broke off the toon. After a while, there were not many toona trees left, and we left the countryside happily.
At night, I ate the fragrant fried Chinese toon that I broke with my own hands. It was so delicious and one bite left me with endless aftertaste.
Breaking toon is so interesting! It made me understand: farmers are working very hard, so we must cherish food. Fun Facts from the Countryside 3
“It’s the New Year!” A cheerful voice came to my ears.
Today is the first day of winter vacation. My parents and I went to my grandma’s house to celebrate the New Year.
Although grandma’s home doesn’t look so gorgeous, in my mind it is the warmest.
When I arrived at grandma’s house, there were a lot of firecrackers. Maybe it was because I was still young at that time, so I didn’t know how to set off firecrackers at all, and I didn’t know what firecrackers were.
Grandma’s village is like a thread. If you go there, I guarantee you won’t be able to find my home and you will definitely lose your way.
Houses in the countryside are not as boring as high-rise buildings in the city, with two large flagpoles erected or two stone lions squatting in front of the door. There is a tree or a yard of colorful flowers in the yard of a country house. Some houses have cats, dogs, chickens, pigs and other animals. It looks like a zoo.
There are also some sports equipment in the village. Those equipment are particularly old, but the children in the village don't think so. They think such equipment is already very good.
I remember one time, when I returned to the village, I saw a child. He became best friends with her. At that time, I had some corn kernels in my pocket, and I thought that if I planted the corn kernels, would seedlings grow and produce corn? With doubts, I made an agreement with my friend to plant corn together. However, I had to leave before the corn seedlings grew. Before I left, I told my friend to take good care of it and regularly. Water it. After that, I reluctantly left.
It has been a year since I have lived in my hometown. I really miss the countryside, my life in the countryside, my friends in the countryside, and... Fun Facts about the Countryside 4 < /p>
When I was a child, I grew up in the countryside.
I remember that when I was a child, I was particularly afraid of chickens. Whenever I see a chicken, I turn around and run away as if I'm seeing a devil.
One time, my grandpa and grandma went out to work, and I really wanted to eat poached eggs, but there were no eggs in the refrigerator at home. I thought; Huh? Didn’t our old hen lay a lot of eggs a few days ago? However, I didn't dare to get it because the old hen was laying eggs on it! At this time, my mind was undergoing a fierce ideological struggle. As a result, gluttony overcame fear. So, I quietly walked out of the house and quietly walked into the old hen. Suddenly, the old hen looked at me with disgust. I took another step forward and felt that its endurance had reached its limit. Then, it stood up and walked towards me slowly. I started running, and so did it. Finally, a neighbor helped me catch the old hen.
This is an interesting story from my childhood. Thinking about it now, I was a little ridiculous at that time.
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The countryside is a beautiful song that will always dance in my heart; the countryside is a beautiful dance that will always dance in my heart.
During the summer vacation, both parents go to work. No time to take care of me. So, I was sent to live at my aunt's house. One day, I was taking a nap in the house, and suddenly there was a burst of noise! Come on! Come on! "The cry woke me up. This sound was annoying. It was just noise. Even a deaf person would be disturbed by it. I immediately covered my ears, but the intermittent cry never stopped. This made me unable to sleep, and I thought: This damn hen dares to disturb my nap. It seems that I have to show you some color.
So, I climbed out of bed and came to the hen. I wanted to scare it, but the hen crowed even louder. I was so angry that this guy dared not take me seriously. The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, so I picked up the broom in the corner and swung it at it. But the hen ran to the left and to the right, and I couldn't catch it. Suddenly, I thought I should change my strategy to chase it while running. Even though it only has two short legs, I couldn't catch it. No. At this time, I found a white thing in the chicken coop and took a closer look. It turned out to be an egg! No wonder I was so proud when I reached out to pick up the egg. He came out and pecked my hand hard. My hand retracted as if it was electrocuted.
The hen's boldness made me very angry, and I ran like crazy. I chased it, but I couldn't catch it. At this time, my aunt came out of the house and said with a smile: Silly boy, you can't run away from it. Besides, the hen laid the eggs, so you should protect the eggs. .
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In this way, I spent a happy summer vacation. Whenever I think of this incident, I can’t help laughing. Interesting Country Facts 6
Last winter, I and I My mother went to my grandma’s house and made some friends.
One day, it snowed heavily outside. I was so happy because I could build a snowman with my friends. I started at home. I took a long and red carrot, which was of course used as the nose of the snowman. My partner Mei Xiaoya was in charge of making the body. She rolled it very big and regarded it as the lower body of the snowman. He rolled very round. , also very formal. I rolled a small one to serve as the snowman's head. We also found an iron bucket as a hat and a broom as a hand. In this way, we seemed to hear him doing it. Say to us: "Thank you for creating the perfect me. "
We all picked some plum blossoms and scattered them around "Mr. Snowman". This made Mr. Snowman even more perfect! Mr. Snowman said to us again: "Thank you, I will be grateful." "Then we made the snow girl again and let Mr. Snowman have a companion. We played happy games next to the snowman. Running and playing, it seemed that Mr. Snowman and Snow Girl were also playing with us. Cheering, we once again We love ourselves, the beautiful snow girl and the cute snowman.
No matter what, we love the snow. , We love snow children in winter! Rural Interesting Facts 7
If you want to ask me where I like to go most? I will tell you without hesitation that I grew up in the countryside. Although life in the countryside is not as good as in the city, it has extraordinary beauty. Then let me tell you some interesting things about the countryside!
I remember that it happened to be New Year’s Eve, and our family came to the countryside specially to eat. Reunion dinner. Just in time, my grandfather was killing a chicken for my good granddaughter. I stood aside and ate it with relish. I didn’t know if the chicken smelled the aroma of the meat buns and stopped running towards me. Come on. He kept pecking at me, which made me scream in pain, so I started to run. But the chicken still kept chasing me, and I shouted: "Help!" The chicken...the chicken is chasing me! "Fortunately, grandpa came and drove away the chickens. I stood there crying with snot and tears. Who would have thought that I had become a laughing stock for everyone. Grandpa and grandma bent over with laughter, and my mother couldn't close her eyes with laughter. Even the guests present were amused. I didn’t realize it at the time, so I started laughing too.
As the saying goes, “Every time you learn something, you gain wisdom.” "But I never learned this wisdom. No, not long after the accident, another ridiculous thing happened. One evening, grandpa cooked a meal on the stove and turned around to leave. I ran in quickly, wanting to warm up, and suddenly I found something hard under my feet. I picked it up and saw that it was a sweet potato. While the fire was still going out, I decided to bake a sweet potato. I quickly put some wood and straw in the stove and used an iron. I stuck the stick in and started roasting the sweet potatoes. I've eaten roasted sweet potatoes before, but I don't know how to roast them myself. When I was still immersed in my sweet dream, I looked down and saw that the sweet potatoes in the stove had already turned dark. There was a group, and my mother happened to be passing by. She saw this scene and scolded her on the spot.
Rural life is rich and fun. You must go and see it if you have the chance! 8 interesting things about the countryside. >
At eight o'clock in the morning, when I walked out of the door, I felt a cool and fresh air blowing into my face. It seemed that I was infected by the air. I felt very comfortable. Not only did I unconsciously recall what had happened before, "Interesting things in the countryside".
That was an interesting thing that happened in the countryside yesterday. Somehow, I really want to go fishing in the countryside. "Firstly, it satisfies my "fun", and secondly, I can have a lot of fun." The third is that it allows me to learn fishing skills so that I can fish quickly in the future, and the fourth is..." Before I could finish speaking, my father readily agreed.
Arrived In the countryside, what comes into view is an unattended fish pond with a lot of garbage floating on it. Although I face many difficulties in fishing, these problems are definitely not my opponent. I hired cleaners and workers to let them Help me "clean" the fish pond, in order to give me a good "fishing environment"! I first hooked the bait - earthworms on the fishhook, and waited for the small fish to take the bait, looking at the quiet lake, as if A mirror with uneven edges lay on the floor.
I am excited and happy waiting for the big fish’s “triumphal return”! !
After waiting for nearly half an hour, not even half of the fish took the bait. I regretted it a bit. When I was about to give up, what my father said brought back my confidence. Then That is - "When you do anything, don't give up halfway. If you want to succeed, you must persevere and concentrate on it!" Finally, after waiting for a long time, I caught a medium-sized fish because it couldn't resist the temptation of the bait! ! Just when I was about to take a photo, the fish made a "plop" and ran away! ! !
Although it is a pity that the fish ran away, the words my father said to me will be unforgettable for the rest of my life! ! ! Rural Interesting Facts 9
I have lived in the countryside since I was a child. My favorite thing is to go up to the mountains with my grandma to eat nectar, pick bamboo wine, and pick watermelons!
In the mountains, you can sometimes hear the cheerful calls of cuckoos, sparrows and unknown birds, as if they are singing "work songs" to the working people who get up early to work in the mountains! There are some small wild flowers everywhere on the mountain. As a foodie, I discovered the "most wonderful dessert" on the mountain - the nectar contained in the flowers, which is the sweetest taste in nature. But eating is very particular! Because some are poisonous and some are not poisonous, but I couldn’t tell the difference. Looking back, I feel lucky that I was not poisoned.
The most interesting thing is the bamboo wine! Grandma chose a green bamboo, made a hole in the bamboo pole, and after two or three seconds, the green wine came out of the bamboo hole! I'm still young and can't drink, but when I see the adults drinking wine with relish with goblets, I can feel the deliciousness of the wine!
We also went to grandma’s field to pick watermelons to eat! Each watermelon is big and round, as big as a pregnant mother’s belly. Of course there is a new life inside! Grandma took back the watermelon and cut it open with a knife. The bright red juice flowed out, and I couldn't help but lick my dry lips. Grandma knew that there was a greedy little cat living in my heart, so she immediately cut the watermelon, and we ate the watermelon happily. Look, grandma actually took the watermelon rinds into the kitchen, washed them, cut them into shreds, and put these green watermelon rinds into the pot to fry. The refreshing taste makes people forget to leave!
Ah! Living in the countryside is really free, breathing in the fragrance of rice in the rice fields and feeling the warmth of the sun! So comfortable! Interesting Rural Facts 10
Last summer vacation, my father, mother, sister and I went back to my hometown in Siming Mountain. When I came to my mother’s hometown, Hualongzhuang, I met my elderly grandfather and my friends. As soon as I saw them, I happily went to play with them.
One day, the weather was extremely stuffy, the sun was scorching the earth like a big fireball, cicadas kept chirping on the trees, and we felt it was too hot. At this time, Atong suggested: "Let's go swimming in the "Xiaotu River"." Everyone agreed. When we came to the "Xiaotu River", we put on our swimming suits and "plop, plop" jumped into the water like little ducks. My friends are all good at swimming, some can swim freestyle, some can swim breaststroke, some can swim backstroke... I am no less good at it. I was swimming freely in the river. Suddenly, a piece of mud hit my face. I wiped my face and saw that it was Ayun's fault. I saw her make a face at me and run away. I was so angry that I hurriedly dived into the water and touched the mud. So, a mud war broke out. I touched two big pieces of mud, floated to the surface, and hit Ayun on her face when she wasn't prepared.
Ayun couldn't dodge and suddenly turned into a "big painted face". I thought, hey, now I can get my revenge. Suddenly, the back of my head felt cold and I was "shot" again. I quickly turned around, threw another piece of mud at Ating, and hit her.
Country anecdotes are very interesting! Interesting Facts about the Countryside 11
The countryside is a place that many people yearn for. There, people live freely, unrestrained and very happy.
The night in the countryside is silent, people are still sleeping in sweet dreams, the animals are also sleeping deeply, the sky is still dark, and the stars in the sky are twinkling, as if they are telling people the most beautiful things. Best wishes. A gust of wind blew by, making the leaves rustle. Under the tree, a few insects chirped, breaking the tranquility. The "squeaking" of the insects and the "rustling" of the leaves formed a beautiful piece of music. Let the earth fall asleep deeply. The wind is blowing, the insects are chirping, and the night in the countryside is quiet.
The wind blew slightly and the insects chirped. Just like that, this night, amidst people's snoring, the quiet night quietly passed away.
At this time, the clouds on the horizon ushered in the first ray of red. At that moment, the shining sunlight broke through the darkness, and the sky was dyed bright red. At this time, a beautiful countryside ushered in dawn, and the animals woke up one after another: the fish swung their tails in the water and swam freely in the river; the dogs twisted their bodies and barked "woof"; I don't know When someone's big rooster comes, he crows "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" at the sun, causing the roosters in every household to crow along with him. People woke up to the sound of cockcrows.
The old people cut vegetables and carried them to the market to sell. The diligent children had breakfast and followed the old people to the market. The market became lively, with cries and laughter mingling together. Some old people took their cows to graze on the grass and picked some wild vegetables. When they saw some orange trees on the roadside, they picked a few oranges to take home. In the eyes of the children, the old man always brings back some "surprises" every time he goes to herd cattle. There are also some children who receive "tasks" from adults and happily buy seasonings with money.
A new day begins amidst people’s joy and busyness. Rural Fun Facts 12
I have many rural fun stories, among which my favorite is the "mud rain" falling from the sky. I still want to laugh when I think about it now.
That winter vacation, the fields were full of mud and quagmire. Therefore, we especially like to throw the cannon into the mire and mud.
After the second uncle bought the cannon, we started the "big sweep". Our "big sweeps" are more powerful than the Japanese devils! Bottles, unwanted chicken nests, and straw will not miss the opportunity to set off firecrackers. It caused darkness in the village.
We grabbed the cannon and started running around the village. I'm having bad luck today, there's no place to shoot.
My younger brother suddenly came up with a strange idea. "Sister! Look there is a cow there, and the cow is tied up. There is also a small quagmire below. So, let's fire the cannon..."
Before my brother finished speaking, we ran to the other side as hard as we could. ox.
"Shh! Keep your voice down! It's so annoying!" the cousin yelled, and then started firing.
My cousin set up the cannon, and I started to put in the wire, but the cow had already walked away.
"Bang, bang bang..."! Ha! Let's run together to see our masterpiece.
As a result, as soon as we arrived next to the quagmire, "wow", oh! Mud spots "falled from the sky". There are some mud spots on shoes, hands and hat. But my younger brother said it was cow shit!
The cow on the side screamed "Mum——", as if it was laughing at us. The second uncle who was pulling carrots next to him almost burst into laughter when he saw it, but we were still standing there in a daze. Is this story funny? Fun Facts from the Countryside 13
Once, I went to my grandma’s house to play with the little cat. Grandma told me that the cat was staying in the room, so I went inside.
I walked into the house and saw the kitten squatting on a small stool, seeming to be thinking about something. It was motionless and had no idea what it was thinking. I watched it and always wanted to play a prank on it.
I found a disposable cup and went to the faucet to fill up half a cup of cold water. Then I walked tiptoe to the cat. Seeing that the kitten was still thinking deeply, I safely held the cup in the small cup. Next to the cat's tail. The kitten didn't know it at all. It swung its tail and reached into the water glass. I put the water cup on the ground at that moment. The kitten felt the water and quickly retracted its tail. As a result, the water on the tail touched its body again, and it yelled: "Jiwa!" with a strange cry. Finally, the kitten's eyes were wide and round, and the hair on its body almost stood up.
Seeing its oblivious appearance made me laugh until my stomach hurt. When the kitten saw me smiling, her eyes widened even more. She looked around, as if thinking: What was that cool thing just now? The kitten turned its head and looked here and there, as if looking for something to scare it. Suddenly, the kitten saw the water glass.
I thought it would pour the water away, but the kitten looked at the water glass blankly. It may not know that this is what's stuck on its tail. It didn't seem to understand yet, but it poured the water on the ground and lay on the water to lick it. There was too much water, and the kitten couldn't finish it, so it scratched the water with its paws, but the water splashed all over it, so it had to look around with helpless eyes. Kitten’s five-minute “glass of water show that can make you laugh to death” almost made me laugh to death.
I have never forgotten this incident. This is the happiest thing for me in the countryside! Interesting Rural Facts 14
Friends, have you been to the countryside? Have you experienced the customs there? Have you encountered any interesting rural anecdotes? I've experienced it once.
On weekends, my parents and I went to my second aunt’s house in the countryside to play with many other people.
Along the way, there are green crops, cute birds, and people in a hurry everywhere. After a while, my second aunt's house arrived. As soon as we got off the car, my second aunt's little gray dog ??ran over, wagging its big tail, as if to say, "Welcome." My mother took a photo of me and the little gray dog. It's pretty.
At this time, my father called me, and following his call, I looked back. Oh, it turns out there are two cows grazing over there. A flowered cow and a yellow cow. I was so happy that I ran over and jumped up and down. I walked to the Huaniu and wanted to touch its furry body. Unexpectedly, it stretched out its hind legs and tried to kick me. I was so scared that I couldn't step back and fell to the ground. . Being dirty and dirty makes me feel so happy and sad!
In a blink of an eye, two cows started fighting for some unknown reason. Their heads were on top of each other, their horns were facing each other, their legs were spread apart, and they looked like they were wrestling. If you don’t let me, I won’t let you.
This rural execution was really interesting and full of jokes. I think I will go to the countryside more often in the future to feel the natural and rustic countryside atmosphere. Interesting Rural Facts 15
During the holidays, I went back to my hometown with my mother. During those few days in my hometown, many interesting things happened.
On the way back to my hometown, I passed by the threshing floor and found a few chickens eating rice with relish and making "chichichi" sounds from time to time. I thought to myself: That is the food that the farmer uncle has grown with his hard work. How can he let those chickens eat it secretly? I suddenly found a lot of pebbles next to the threshing floor. I had an idea, walked over and picked up a pebble. I spotted a chicken and threw it over. The chicken looked up and looked back. It felt like nothing was wrong, so it went again. Start eating its rice. "Let you have some fun!" I was a little angry. Then he picked up a small stone and threw it at the head of another chicken. The chicken was scared away.
The other chickens were indifferent, and the chickens that I scared away came back. What to do? I had to change my tactics. I found a stick next to the threshing floor, so I had to pick up the stick and hit the "flock of chickens" suddenly. Several of the "flock of chickens" were so frightened that they ran away, and a few others flapped their wings and flew away. , but quickly turned back.
At this time, I was sweating and panting. My mother saw it, grabbed a handful of grandma's millet and threw it over, and the chicken was "driven" out of the threshing floor.
Seeing this, I couldn’t help but think to myself: It turns out that no matter what you do, there are certain principles!
The past few days in my hometown have been the happiest and happiest days for me, and they have also been the days when I have gained the most. I don’t know when I’ll come back next time!
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