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Seeking modern romance novels. It is best to be a childhood friend, Gao Qian with a dark belly. The more, the better.
Only after breaking up with my ex-boyfriend did I find myself with nothing. It's not that he pays too much. Once she pulls away, her world will become empty. But that she has very little.
Li Sang Yu, no memory, no home, no relatives.
Mo Siyuan has wealth, looks and stories.
She knew that in her little way, she couldn't figure out the man who smiled like a fox.
He knows very well that since she delivered it herself, she won't be let out of his palm.
"Prince, teach you not to show off in an ostentatious manner for your teacher"/Blue as the sea.
Liang Yashan never dreamed that her quiet life was turned upside down by a strange smelly boy.
The first time we met, he didn't slow down on the crosswalk and almost hit her, but instead of apologizing, he called her dog blood. Forget it anyway. If the dog bites her, she can't bite the dog back!
I heard that I love you/Bing Yi.
When he was young, he ignored her and she called him "second brother." As a result, he glared at him and said, "You also call second brother!"
When she was a teenager, she was a girlfriend of Yan. He kept a flower for many years and refused to let go.
She looked coldly. Watching him go crazy for others.
He was drunk that year and almost made a big mistake. She knocked off his treasure with a stick and gave herself to him.
I really want to pretend I don't love you /veras.
This is not Cinderella's fairy tale.
Simple Cinderella cannot live in such a cold, snobbish and bloody circle.
Because, if you are not strong enough, you will be swallowed up one day.
"If Paris is unhappy (1-3)" Text/Bai Jinhu
Can you believe it?
There is such a man that all the women around him love him.
The only person he loves will be her.
She just has no intention of going on a blind date with a rich family.
On the hot road, in the awkward venue, the company can always meet him again when applying.
Why do you want to escape when you are in love?
The ends of the earth, through trees and flowers.
In those years, I went from Shanghai to Wuhan, to Beijing, and then to Paris.
Take your hand and drag your child away. Author: There are no diseases in the world.
I am a princess, and I am a stupid princess.
Born in the palace, I look as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field.
For a whole year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were always confused.
But in fact, I know the secret of this palace.
Including hers, his and theirs.
I am so carefree in the palace, and I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid.
Grab your son's hand and drag him away. Son said no, good, close the door and let the dog go. (deadpan) About the hostess: Playing the fool fully distracted, heartless, occasionally bad, a little black-bellied, maybe look on coldly, actually a little dark, and life is full of cold jokes. About men: A beautiful man is a king, and he can be as cute as he wants. His personality is at sixes and sevens, his temper hides the knife when he smiles, his belly is filled with ink, and his belly is black and treacherous. I stay, so I am, and I am thinking about my superiority.
There is no disease in the world, and we strive to create the first black woman in the world. When the golden branches and jade leaves meet with the favored ones of heaven, who plays with whom? !
Doctor, what kind of life do you want?
The first time, she ate him and ran away; The second time he ate her and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
——————————————— Scene
"Doctor, what do you want in your life?"
He said sweetly all his life, "Follow Song Jan, and you will have meat to eat ~"
"Kick a fly," I asked Dr. Song.
"Take off her clothes and put on a wedding dress."
I cried piteously all my life: "You took it off twice."
"……"
Gao Qian's play, the love after the reunion of tumor surgeon Ma Zhu and little nurse Mei Qing ...
! "Mo Dao Sang Yu Night" text/Xia Chi
Only after breaking up with my ex-boyfriend did I find myself with nothing. It's not that he pays too much. Once she pulls away, her world will become empty. But that she has very little.
Li Sang Yu, no memory, no home, no relatives.
Mo Siyuan has wealth, looks and stories.
She knew that in her little way, she couldn't figure out the man who smiled like a fox.
He knows very well that since she delivered it herself, she won't be let out of his palm.
"Prince, teach you not to show off in an ostentatious manner for your teacher"/Blue as the sea.
Liang Yashan never dreamed that her quiet life was turned upside down by a strange smelly boy.
The first time we met, he didn't slow down on the crosswalk and almost hit her, but instead of apologizing, he called her dog blood. Forget it anyway. If the dog bites her, she can't bite the dog back!
I heard that I love you/Bing Yi.
When he was young, he ignored her and she called him "second brother." As a result, he glared at him and said, "You also call second brother!"
When she was a teenager, she was a girlfriend of Yan. He kept a flower for many years and refused to let go.
She looked coldly. Watching him go crazy for others.
He was drunk that year and almost made a big mistake. She knocked off his treasure with a stick and gave herself to him.
Childhood sweethearts: Bunny overpowers the grass beside the Bird's Nest, stroking the silly girl, silly girl and fox, the bud of love, two little boys guess.
Ten years, why be too affectionate, record the modern Manchu-Chinese marriage, meet you most beautifully, kiss Mei and chase horses.
The report on the sustainable development of childhood friends, poor students in Peking University, abandoned the chaos at the beginning, Yin classmates, muddleheaded germination, cutting endless fate, uncovering an enemy's clothes, accompanying you to live in seclusion, feeling unable to wake up, childhood lai Zhu, wolf riding a white horse.
Cheating in Japan, kissing honey, being a bitch, playing with childhood friends, being a man, you are the only one in my life.
I only love you one day a year, and I stumbled to catch up with you. I came late and we didn't know each other well.
auris sinistra
hourglass
My arrogant prince
Fall in love with the devil prince
The kiss of first love
Rabbits flooded the grass near their nests.
Super perfect boyfriend
There will be an angel who loves you for me.
"It's over! Enter the bully Prince Satan.
My devil's contract boyfriend
The boy in the bad class
The president's doll wife
Can Liangsheng not be sad?
Cherry trees in midsummer
It will be fine on July 7th.
Sister, you are an angel who fell to earth.
Fall in love with another self
Discrimination of love
Strange love
Rebellious emotion
Me and my sister Wenwen.
Two plus one equals three.
Forbidden love
Without the love of the coast
Carefree on the other side (warmly recommended with a little abuse) (warm-blooded brother and sister)
July 7 th sunny (blood brothers and sisters abuse)
Half a wing (blood brother and sister abuse)
Sweet (brother and sister are warm)
"Living with the President" (Yi Jin) is relaxed and super funny-female Xiaobai
"The rabbit ran over the grass beside the nest" [Yi Jin] childhood friends ~ relaxed and super funny-black men and white women
"We don't know" [Hong Jiu] childhood friends ~ sweet from beginning to end! -Black belly for men and white for women.
"Why be too sentimental" [Agatha] childhood friends ~ warm and relaxed
"Teacher, that's awesome!" [vest is floating clouds] teacher-student love ~ easy and funny
Love O2O [Gu Man] online games ~ Easy and funny.
"Come to eat" [Gu Man] is light and humorous-female Xiaobai
"Peking University Poor Student" [Broken Head] The man has a crush on the woman for many years ~ Easy and funny-female Xiaobai
"Meet the Best Man" [I'm Su Su] is easy and funny, and its name is a little spoof.
"Always at home" [little things in the world] warms people's hearts.
"Hey, my man" [long brown sugar water] Little misunderstanding ~ warm and relaxed-a man's black belly
"belated" [leisurely] teacher-student love ~ relaxed
"Hello, classmates" [empty] Small misunderstanding ~ humor
"I depend! Submerged [King Kong Barbie] is light and humorous.
These are modern and relaxed, and I like the first six best.
By "holding your hand and dragging your child away" [nothing in the world ends], it is easy and funny, and both men and women are black bellies.
Modern urban high-sounding words: Walking in Yun Shenchu (Author: Jiang Fei)
Introduction:
( 1)
She is an only child. After 80s, he is a rich second generation with a superior family.
He only married her because he obeyed his father's orders and hated her;
She married him, but she had a crush on him for many years. She fell in love with him. For him, she was willing to abandon her pride and ideals, from a Jiao Jiao woman who never touched the spring water to a docile little wife who washed her hands and made soup.
During the two-year marriage, he tried his best to play the perfect husband in front of his father, but hid his wedding ring in front of outsiders and pretended to be strange to her. He was madly in love with his first girlfriend.
He said, "I can give you anything you want, except love."
She said, "Love is like air and nutrients to me. I will wither or die by your side. " Shen Yutang, let's divorce! "
(2)
The wound he brought her, with the brand of destruction, will never disappear. She decided to leave him and cut off everything related to him. Finally, he couldn't help shouting angrily: "He Xinning, for seven years, you made me really fall in love with you, but you left so irresponsibly ... you are so cruel!" " "
She said: "Happiness is just meeting the right person at the right time. My heart is dead to you, and my love can't come back. Please let go. "
But he hit the nail on the head and pointed out: let go, and the child in your belly will stay!
She was surprised. ...
Childhood friends: Ma Zhu is a wolf (Author: meow who sleeps late)
Introduction: When ZSZSZSZ was five years old, he lost a hand, which became a lifelong regret: he accidentally bumped into Wen Yi's forehead when he was fighting for a toy car. The disfigured Wen Yi wept bitterly. "If I leave a scar, you won't be handsome. It is not handsome to leave a scar. So there is no MM to play with me. You are not a minority ... "Xiao Yan shouted angrily:" Don't cry, I will marry Mud if I am a big bird! " Then, twenty years later, the tragedy happened-Wen Yiyang's handsome face was full of heroic spirit, and Liu Hai's anger was aroused: you caused this scar, and you are responsible! Xiao Yan: I remember there were no scars. Wen Yi: Well ... I smashed it myself, but it's still your fault. You must marry me! Xiao Yan: ... Facts have proved that there is no lower limit to shamelessness.
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