Classic joke, old rules. Look whose divine reply it is.

You have food in your teeth. B: if you want to eat, I'll deduct it for you.

I can resist anything but temptation.

The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

You better not hate me. There are so many people who hate me that you can't rank first.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

Why is your nonsense more than Hunan Satellite TV's advertisement?

I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.

Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.

Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.

Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in happiness.

The mind is a commodity, not an ornament.

The tattooed person is not necessarily a rogue, he may be Yue Fei.

Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

My heart is not a bus. If there is no room, just sit down.

Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low.

Mermaid, I love you. Only you can't cheat.

The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

Medicine does not cure deficiency, and wine does not relieve anxiety.

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Life is like poop, and we revel in it like dung beetles.

Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to be a bitch.

What thick-skinned people often say is that I am good to you.

Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

For men, milk is the mother. For women, money is lang.

Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!

Asking how sad you can be is like a bundle of snowflake beer.

Eat up and use up your health, gambling and whoring to death.

Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!

The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for earth people?

The boss was holding a bowl and was in tears.

I chased you with Cupid's arrow and flew in a bulletproof vest.

It's not terrible to die. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

The magician must have props for the Spring Festival Evening: Dong Qing!

Life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.