Brainstorming of serial jokes

1, as the first one, put the elephant in the refrigerator in several steps.

Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and then close the refrigerator.

Second, put the giraffe in the refrigerator in several steps.

Open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in and close the refrigerator.

Third, the animals didn't go to the zoo for a meeting ~

Giraffe.

Fourth, there is a fast-flowing river in the forest. There are crocodiles in the river. There is no bridge over the river. A person who wants to cross the river can't row a boat. How can he cross it?

Swim to the crocodile to attend the animal convention.

2.( 1) A person who drank wine committed the crime of killing rabbits (animals) under a tree.

rabbit

(2) The drinker is also a rabbit under the tree.

hare

(3) A person takes off his pants and vomits under the tree.

Mashimaro

3.( 1) A little dog was walking in the desert and was suffocated by urine. Why?

Because there are no telephone poles in the desert.

(2) The puppy found the telephone pole, but it still choked to death. Why?

It says on the telephone pole that it is forbidden to urinate here.

(3) Nothing is written on the telephone pole, and the puppy is still holding it. Why?

A There are many dogs waiting in line in front.

(4) No dogs lined up, but they still suffocated. Why? (Last one)

A I was embarrassed (sweating like a pig) because a MM dog passed by.

4, chocolate and tomatoes fight, chocolate wins again, and then make a food name. Pepero

Chocolate and tomato fight, chocolate wins again, and gives a food name. Pepero

The wild horse didn't believe it, so he grabbed the mouse's clothes and picked it up. (DaSanZi factory)

Potato wants to duel with steamed stuffed bun, but there is a river ahead, and he can't cross it. (DaSanZi factory)

The duel began, and the potato fatally stabbed the steamed stuffed bun. Type a three-character food)

Potato horse carries mice.

Dutch bean-heba bean

Bean paste bag-bean paste bag

6. Why did a mother cat turn and run away when she saw a mouse?

B: Because the mouse is behind the mother cat, the mother cat must turn and run to catch the mouse.

The mother cat caught the mouse. Why did she abandon the mouse with a loud cry?

Mother cat is teasing the mouse.

Mother cat killed the mouse. Why doesn't she eat and rest?

B: Mother cat is not hungry yet.

Finally, the mother cat was hungry and ate the mouse. Why did she wipe her tears?

B: The mother cat loves cleanliness and is washing her face.

A: The mother cat is an expert in catching mice, but why does her owner always call her stupid?

B: The captured mouse didn't have time to report it, so other mice stole the owner's food.

A: The owner found many mouse bones eaten by the mother cat. Why does the owner beat and scold the mother cat?

B: The shopkeeper used mouse bones as ribs he bought.

The cat finally caught all the mice in its master's house. Why is the master still beating and scolding the cat?

Because the cat is hungry, it often catches mice in the neighbor's house. The owner thinks it doesn't love home.

Neighbors told the owner that cats are experts in catching mice. Anyway, why did the owner send the cat to a relative's house?

B: The cat is in heat, so it needs male cats to breed.

A: Why did the mother cat disappear when the owner went to a relative's house to ask for it?

B: The male cat of a relative's house couldn't catch the mouse, and the mouse was scared out. The mother cat didn't like ribs and went to another place with mice?