The jokes in the Wulin rumor are as follows

Jay is a classic dialogue, which is a bit funny.

People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can not be stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain Qianggu Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional products, all major pharmacies in the town sell them in Yiguang, please look for the anti-counterfeiting logo of black toad when buying, gung, gung. ...

2. Go home to your mother!

Just to the top of the mountain, the wrong way and the right way are only a few steps away.

Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry.

5. Don't steam steamed bread for breath.

6. Laobai: Where's your knife?

Punishment catching head: no knife in hand, but a knife in heart.

Lao Bai: Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in the hand and no knife in the heart.

(Then they opened their arms-rock, paper, scissors! )

Punishment at the head, lost. Protest: Didn't you say that you don't have a knife in your hand and a knife in your heart?

Laobai: Yes, I am scissors, not a knife!

7. Beauty is not discounted-my sister is called beauty and my sister is called discount.

8. Ah, my fiery biceps ~ ~!

9. The proprietress is puzzled by Li Dazui's hunger strike. ING: I usually eat when I'm not hungry, but now I'm not hungry if I don't eat for two days?

10. Scholar: Xiao Guo, how have you been recently? Say if you have difficulties, and say if you don't have difficulties ~! ~!

1 1. Guo: I can't sing.

Laobai: Nothing. Brother Cui is not here. You can lip-synch ~ ~ ~

12. Tong Xiangyu: If someone makes you feel grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him. If a person moves you, you will be willing to give it to him.

Give it to him yourself.

13. Widow Zhang decided to invite everyone to her house to eat tofu.

14. You look at the clouds for a while and me for a while. When you look at the clouds, you are far away from them.

You are close to me when you look at me.

15. Tigers don't show off their strength. Do you think I'm HOLLO KITTY?

16. Take good care of my seven uncles.

17. You adults don't remember villains, but the prime minister can punt in his stomach, and the moon sets in first frost, and both husband and wife go home.

18. I have served you, respected you, and worshipped you in my heart.

19. Do you think I love money that much?

You are!

I am ashamed

It's good to know shame.

Shame and joy.

20. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and looking at heaven, who are you busy for and who are you working for?

2 1. catching a thief is sometimes as simple as that.

22. I like you ~

23. Superstition means being fascinated before believing, confusing you and making you believe.

Listen, people inside, hand over stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages.

25. Have you ever been to World Spring? I've heard people say time. Have a clear view in the first one. In that Taoist temple, there is a Taoist priest. They like hula in the first spring, and the tune is called Quan.

I eat more salt than you do.

That's your mouth.

I have crossed more bridges than you have.

This is what I don't want to move.

27. Beckham: I am the head of the team!

Shopkeeper: It's not good to palm the window!

Beckham: Yes. . . You're the one with the sore.

28. If life is just an accidental encounter, then death is the inevitable killer.

29. What is the fragrance of flowers? Because of me. Why is the grass green, and it's because of me? Why does fart stink? It's because of white ~ ~ ~

30. Part I: Combating domestic violence

Part II: Calling for social love.

Horizontal criticism: Don't talk to strangers.

3 1. Go your own way and let them take a taxi. . .

What a scholar! Well, that smart, capable and cheap scholar ~ ~!

Hunger is wrong. Hunger is wrong from the beginning ~ you shouldn't get married if you are hungry. You can't die if you don't marry a hungry husband. If you were hungry, you wouldn't fall into this sad place. ..............

34. After the Year of the Monkey, it will be the Year of the Rooster. Bottom line: After the Year of the Rooster, it is the Year of the Dog. Cross: A year is a year.

35. unparalleled: generally speaking, hong kong sister is the third ~ you really like your dress.

Furong: It's ugly. It's ugly. Sister Ya's ninth place depends on a dexterous hand.

Furong: Your beauty from the inside out promotes blood circulation, nourishes beauty and makes people feel pity.

Unparalleled: Your beauty is transferred from your bones to your skin, and this moment should last forever.

Furong: Give you back your beauty.

Wu Shuang: I will give you back your beauty. Your whole family is beautiful.

Furong: You have a good temperament.

Wu Shuang: You have a good figure.

Furong: You have good skin.

Wu Shuang: Your hair is fine.

Furong: You are all right. The only drawback is that you are too conspicuous and easy to cause traffic accidents.

Wu Shuang: Your shortcoming is that you are too perfect to regret.

Furong: Regret or something.

Wu Shuang: I was born wrong. I don't covet such good DNA.

36. The shopkeeper stole Beckham's letter and Guo saw it.

Guo: What if it's an urgent letter?