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A joke about the relationship between the three countries
Later, Guan Yu and others knew that Zhang Fei's pork purchase price was 30 yuan per catty, so they cut the price by half, so Zhang Fei had no money to earn.
Zhang Fei is Zhang Fei, and profiteers are profiteers! Zhang Fei's eyes turned and the plan came to mind. On the pretext of rising pork prices, he sold the pork originally from 30 yuan to 120 yuan. Due to information asymmetry, Guan Yu and others failed to keep pace with the times and were still bargaining at half price.
On this day, Guan Yu came to Zhang Fei's booth and asked, "Third brother, how much is a catty of pork?"
Zhang Fei laughed and replied, "Second brother, the price of meat has risen too much recently, 120 yuan a catty."
Guan Yu pretended to be unhappy and his face sank. He said, "Third brother, you should be kind. It won't be so expensive if it goes up too much. Do you want to sell 60 yuan a catty? "
Zhang Fei immediately showed a helpless expression and said to Guan Yu, "No, second brother, you can't even get 60 yuan."
Guan Yu refused to buy Zhang Fei's account and took out the last trick to bargain. When he turned to leave, he said to Zhang Fei, "I'll leave if I don't sell it!" "
Zhang Fei caught Guan Yu and pretended to do business at a loss. He was very sad. He said to Guan Yu, "Let's do this! Second brother is my opening today. I will sell it to you for 60 yuan! "
Guan Yu was carrying meat on his back, cursing in his heart as he walked: "Third brother wants to cheat me, no way!" Lao Tzu's dragon crescent moon blade is cut in half, but it's not blowing! "
Zhang Fei looked at Guan Yu's distant back, snorted contemptuously, and cursed in his heart: "Second brother wants to take advantage of Lao Zhang for this IQ, and dream on!"
In this way, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei both think they have won, which is called a win-win situation!
However, Guan Yu thought he had won and won face; Zhang Fei really won, and won Lizi.
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