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It shows that exaggeration is not only a rhetorical device, but also a literary creation device, both of which have the characteristics of exaggeration and publicity.

Shirley. Exaggeration, as a common creative technique of joke genre, is mainly reflected in highlighting some details of the description object.

Characteristics, so as to attract the attention of the audience or readers, so as to achieve the joke itself "suppress evil and promote good", happy temperament education and review.

It's beautiful.

Exaggerated jokes are not fabricated out of thin air, but have a solid realistic foundation. By exaggerating, you can become plain.

Rise, turn decay into magic, make seclusion clear, and reveal abstract philosophy with vivid images. This kind of joke is the most attractive.

And the impression is particularly deep, lasting and unforgettable. Thirty stories selected here all have this kind of story.

Features. For example, the old title "Qi Yan Lu" written by Hou Bai, a scholar in Sui Dynasty, recorded a story of "Fools Selling Sheep", which was about the Southern Liang Dynasty.

The bookworm went to the market to sell antelopes, and others secretly traded macaques for his antelopes. He didn't even notice this, but he thought that macaques.

It's his antelope, just wondering why it has no horns. In this way, the scholar's "delusion" is unforgettable.

Yes Another example is Xing Jushi's "Ji Chuan Xiao Lin" in the Song Dynasty, which records that Prime Minister Zhang doesn't know his own words, and "Aizi" in the Ming Dynasty is recorded as

In ancient Qi, forgetful people didn't know the story of their family and wife, which exaggerated the forgetfulness of the protagonist, but it made people feel sad.

Reasonable, but not absurd. These stories are lively and interesting, so they have been circulated for thousands of years.

Generally speaking, exaggerated laughter is to make people laugh, but there is a profound philosophy and the author's kindness behind laughter.

Work hard. To appreciate this kind of jokes, we must first understand the finishing touch of the author's writing-what is exaggeration? Why exaggerate?

This "finishing touch" is the "smiling" eye of the story. Through this "smiling" eye, readers and friends can enjoy themselves.

Aroused the author's deep interest.

Legend has it that there was a scholar in the Southern Liang Dynasty who was stupid but eloquent. He has never seen a sheep. On one occasion, someone else

He gave him a beautiful antelope. He thought it was an ordinary sheep, so he tied the antelope's neck with a rope and sold it in the market.

He didn't ask much, but he sold it many times without selling it. Later, people in the market knew that the scholar selling sheep turned out to be

Stupid, everyone secretly took a macaque to steal an antelope. The scholar saw the macaque and thought it was his antelope.

Well, I'm just curious why it has no horns and its appearance has changed; I saw the monkey jumping around again, thinking it might be someone from the market.

Saw off its horn, but because there was no scar on the macaque's head, it was not enough to rely on it, so we had to submit to humiliation and remain silent.

When the fair broke up, the scholar led the macaque home, enjoying himself leisurely along the way, chanting "I have a monster that can be fat."

You can also be thin. I used to smell good, but today I stink. Brought into the market several times and sold for three days. When you drop Gleditsia sinensis on your head, your face changes.

The orange peel is wrinkled. "

-The old title "Qi Yan Lu" by Sui Houbai

In the early years of Sui Dynasty, a man from Tongzhou came to the capital Chang 'an with wheat and rice. Walking on the Weihe River, the river is already covered with ice. he

I feel hungry after driving in the middle of the night. I want to eat some wheat rice, but I don't have any water, so I break the ice to get water. He saw a bowl and a mouth.

The size of the ice hole, I think, is great, the ice hole is just used as a bowl, so I pour the wheat rice into the ice hole, pour it a little and spread it a little.

I emptied a bag of wheat rice, but it didn't turn into wheat rice. He sighed on the ice with rapt attention and was at a loss.

After a long time, the water in the ice cave gradually became clear and I saw my own shadow. People in the same state shouted:

"This is the guy who stole my MaiFan! This ghost thief is really dissatisfied and deliberately looks up at me. " So I shine on the ice.

Kong punched him. When the water became turbid and the figure disappeared, he just cursed angrily and said to himself in surprise:

"The thief was here just now. How did he leave in the blink of an eye?" When I got to the shore, I saw a lot of fine sand and used a cloth bag.

Fill it with sand and take it home

-The old title "Qi Yan Lu" by Sui Houbai

Black bean seller In the Sui Dynasty, there was a fool who pushed a small car of black beans to Chang 'an, the capital. Go to Baqiao to turn over a car, and all the black beans have fallen out.

In the water. The man hurried home, intending to ask his family to fish for black beans.

Soon after they left, people in the shops near Baqiao scrambled to get black beans out of the water, leaving nothing behind. Wait till you get there

When people brought their families to salvage, there were only some tadpoles in the river, and the game was returned. The man thought tadpoles were his black beans and took them away.

When a tadpole saw a man, he was shocked for a while.

This strange sigh for a long time, said:

"Black beans, black beans, you don't know me, but go behind my back. The terrible thing is that I don't know you. Why are you suddenly?

Do you have a tail? "

-The old title "Qi Yan Lu" by Sui Houbai

Wang Deren's forgetfulness There was a minister named Wang Deren in Sui Dynasty, who was the most forgetful person.

One day, he retired from Korea and went back to Shangshu Province, but he mistakenly entered the general's office in Shangshuling, saying that this was his house.

Calling Fan Guan (the attendant) loudly, he sat on the bed of Shangshu himself and asked Fan Guan to take off his shoes and put them on.

Someone came to visit Shang Shuling and saw Wang Deren sitting on Shang Shuling's bed, so he reminded him: "This is Shangshu Province, and Shang Shuling is here.

In. "Wang Deren was so scared that he ran away and ran to his office. I hurried there before I could sit down.

Go to the toilet and give the official water to the official in the back. Fan Guan stood by the toilet door with an official hat in his hand.

When Wang Deren came out of the toilet, he saw Fan Guan holding him and standing by the toilet door. He was surprised and asked, "Who are you?" Fanguan

Answer: "I am the one who always cares about you." Just after Wang Deren woke up, he took the official water and sat down in the office. Look again suddenly.

Seeing the official standing by just now, he asked, "Who are you?" Fan Guan answered: "Fan Guan." Wang Deren's convenience

He approached him with an official hat and asked, "How many times have you been an official?" Fan Guan felt sick when he asked inexplicably.

No, I didn't know how to answer, so I retired.

-The old title "Qi Yan Lu" by Sui Houbai

I have no idea who my wife is. There is an forgetful farmer in Yanzhou County. One day, he took an axe to cut wood in the field, and his wife went with him.

Yes In the field, the farmer didn't notice the frequent defecation, so he quickly turned to defecate, so he put the axe on the ground.

After defecating, the farmer returned to the field and suddenly saw an axe on the ground. He was ecstatic and said to his wife, "I picked up an axe."

Son. As he spoke, he began to dance, and as a result, he stepped on his own shit and shouted, "This axe was originally occupied."

This shit is forgotten here. "

Seeing him so groggy and forgetful, his wife solemnly reminded him, "You brought an axe to chop wood just now, because you arrived.

I'll take a shit next to it and put it on the ground. How did you forget so quickly? "

The farmer was even more puzzled, so he studied his wife's face carefully and asked in surprise, "What's this lady's name? I

I seem to have seen you somewhere before, but now I can't remember. "

-The old title "Qi Yan Lu" by Sui Houbai

Liu Zhen, the ambassador of the Lake Slaughter Luoyang, was a Sui Dynasty official. He is in a trance and forgetful. During his tenure in Luoyang, there was a man.

Committed the crime of being beaten with a stick. When Serina Liu saw that the man was guilty, he was furious and ordered his men to beat him with a stick and strip him naked.

A prisoner's clothes made him sit in the yard. Just as I was about to raise my staff, suddenly a guest came. Serina Liu then put down his staff and took it with him.

The guest came into the room to talk. It was the cold winter, and the criminal couldn't bear the cold, so he got up temporarily and squatted in the sun at the head of the hall.

Yang put the cotton-padded jacket on his body again.

After a while, Serina Liu watched the guests out of the hall. When he came back, he saw the criminal in the distance and shouted, "What are you?"

West? How dare you catch lice in my hall? When the man saw that Serina Liu forgot that he was a criminal, he tried his best to escape from the yamen, Liu.

I really won't ask again.

-The old title "Qi Yan Lu" by Sui Houbai

Idiot village Dongzi in Yan County went to the village, and everyone in the village was stupid. A family wanted to buy slaves, and the father asked his son to take a lot of money to Chang 'an.

He bought slaves and told his son, "I heard that Chang 'an people sell slaves, but most of them don't let them know, so they hide in other places first." however

Then negotiate the price with the buyer. If you meet such a seller, you can buy good slaves. "

His son went to Chang 'an and walked in the mirror market. He saw his young and healthy figure in the mirror.

Zhuang thought that the seller wanted to sell at a high price and deliberately hid the slave in the mirror. So he pointed to the figure in the mirror and asked the mirror seller, "This?"

How much are slaves? Knowing that he was a fool, the mirror seller lied to him and said, "This slave is worth 1000." "He paid the mirror seller.

Ten thousand dollars, bought a mirror, held it in my arms and left.

When he got home, his father met him there and asked, "Where are the slaves you bought?" He replied, "In my arms.

"inches," his father said. "Take it out and have a look, will you?" His father looked in the mirror, but he saw a white eyebrow in the mirror.

The old man with black wrinkles was so angry that he swore and punched his son: "How can I buy such a high price of 1000?"

An old slave, I must kill you. "He said, and picked up a stick to play. His son was so scared that he ran to his mother for help.

Mother came up with a little girl in her arms and said to her husband, "Let me see what kind of slave I bought." Take the mirror.

The son looked at it and saw himself and the little girl, so he cursed her husband and said, "You stupid old man, you are really unreasonable!

My son bought two maids, mother and daughter, for only 10,000 yuan. Why is it too expensive? "The old man from anger to joy. Waiting for the mirror

When the child was locked up, the handmaiden disappeared. The whole family said that the handmaiden must be timid and shy and would not show it to her.

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There is a witch in the east of this house, and everyone in the village thinks that she is very accurate in divination. Father walked up to her and asked Bu if she could.

Know where the slaves are hiding. The witch said, "To tell you the truth, this is because ghosts and gods have no food and no money, so they put them."

The slave you bought was hidden. You can choose an auspicious day to buy more banquets. "What about the father?

So he chose an auspicious day of the zodiac and invited the witch with a big banquet.

When the witch arrived at his house, she hung the mirror on the lintel and sang and danced eloquently. The whole village came to see it.

Look, when they saw the mirror, they were all surprised and said, "This family is really like a prince. They bought such a good slave." However, the mirror is not fastened.

Prison, unexpectedly fell to the ground and broke in two. The witch quickly picked up two mirrors and took a photo. When she saw a figure in every mirror, she was very happy and said to God.

People say, "it's really the gift of the gods to your family, which has turned a slave into two maids!" " "So sings:

"Everybody clap your hands together, and the gods will be happy. Buying slaves and buying maidservants is divided into two. "

-The old title "Qi Yan Lu" by Sui Houbai

Zhang, a prime minister who doesn't know his own handwriting, is cool and his handwriting is good, but his handwriting is not good and he is ridiculed by his colleagues. He himself is very calm.

If you don't save your brother and sister.

One day, Prime Minister Zhang accidentally recited a poem and asked for a quick book. The paper was full of dragons and phoenixes, which no one could read. The prime minister asked his nephew

Roger that. Every time my nephew encounters an uncommon word, he stops writing in frustration and asks the Prime Minister, "What is this word?" Zhang

I was familiar with it for a long time, but I didn't recognize it at last, so I instructed his nephew, "Why didn't you ask earlier? I forgot what this word is."

-Song Xing lay "Zhang Zhanglu"

Miser There was a man with a rich family, but he was extremely stingy by nature. One of his cousins went to Beijing to look for a job and told him before he left.

No, he was forced by brotherhood to give his cousin a thousand dollars and a pot of wine, and wrote a letter:

"Dear brother, on the occasion of your promotion in Beijing, I specially send one-track mind and a pot of blood to your brother. These two items are for my brother.

Give up what you love and beat your chest. As a person with a heart of stone, please accept it. "

-Song Anonymous "Ji Chuan Xiao Lin"

There is a gentleman named Sven who cooks clothes. He is very generous and never impatient in words and deeds.

One severe winter, he and a friend warmed themselves around the stove. Suddenly, he saw his friend's skirt on fire, so he slowed down.

I said to my friend very logically, "I saw something long ago and wanted to tell you, but I was afraid you were too impatient;" such as

If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will be hurt too much. In that case, is it right to tell you? I haven't told you, have I? "

When a friend asked what it was, he replied unhurriedly, "It burned your skirt."

The friend hurriedly undressed to put out the fire and angrily scolded him: "Since you have been looking for it for so long, why didn't you tell me earlier?" he

Bob retorted with a smile:

"I said your temper is too impatient, right? As I said. "

-Song Anonymous "Ji Chuan Xiao Lin"

Forgetfulness There was an forgetful man in Qi, who began to forget to stop, fell into bed and forgot to get up. His wife was impressed by this.

He said to him, "I heard that Mr. Ai Zi, a hundred miles away, is humorous and knowledgeable. Listening to him can cure him. "

All the diseases, why don't you go to him to study? "The man bother to nod and say:

"All right!" So he rode a good horse with a good bow and arrow to teach Mr. Ai Zi.

I felt comfortable before I walked 30 miles, so I dismounted and shit, stuck an arrow in the ground and tied my horse to a tree. excrement

When he finished, he looked left and saw the arrow. He exclaimed, "It's too dangerous. Where did this arrow come from? I almost hit it. "

Me! Looking to the right, I found the horse, and I was ecstatic: "Although it was a false alarm, I got a good horse." Subsequently

When the horse was about to leave, his foot suddenly stepped on his own feces. He was so angry that he beat his chest and shouted, "What bad luck! I stepped on a two-legged dog! "

Shit, it's a pity to get your shoes dirty! "So, gallop away, turn the horse's head back to the office.

In a short time, I arrived at my door and wandered outside for a long time. I asked, "Who lives here is Old Master Q's?"

Apartment, right? "His wife came out to open the door. Knowing that he was forgetful again, she repeatedly scolded him. He cooked his wife for a long time and asked in disappointment:

"That lady is different from me. Why does she hurt people?"

-Ming Luzhuo's "Sad Son Hou Yu"

There are two people playing chess in the room. Both of them are not very good at playing chess. They prefer to regret chess, which often leads to blushing.

Red, even the people around you can't help but feel ashamed of them. The onlookers went out to pee and never saw them playing chess again when they came back.

Travelers searched everywhere and found them in the corner of the kitchen door, where they were fighting for a car.

-Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest"

Borrowing Tea A man left a guest to drink tea at home, but there was no tea at home, so he asked his servant to borrow tea from his neighbor's house. The servant has been gone for a long time.

I didn't come back, but the water in the pot boiled many times. Every time I boil, I add some cold water to the pot, so that the pot is full of water and tea.

Ye never borrowed it. His wife said to him, "Anyway, our guests are your bosom friends and won't laugh at us, so I invited you."

Let him take a bath in the pot! "

-Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest"

Guan Yu, a general of Shu and Han Dynasties, rode a red rabbit horse presented by Cao Cao and walked thousands of miles every day when he was in Zhou Cang. Lieutenant Zhou Cang, brave and good at fighting.

People passing by, walking with knives, travel thousands of miles a day. Guan Yu sympathized with Zhou Cang and wanted to find him a good horse, but he did it four times.

Fang, but I still haven't found a good horse. I saw a horse that traveled 900 miles a day, and Guan Yu bought it at a high price and gave it to him.

Zhou Cang.

Zhou Cang rode this 900-mile horse to fight with Guan Gong. One day he fell behind 100 Li, and the difference between the two days was 200 Li. He is afraid to follow.

Instead of looking for Guan Yu, he dismounted and left, but he was reluctant to abandon his horse. So he had to tie the horseshoe with a rope and pick it on the tip of the knife.

Ride on your shoulders and fly, and you will catch up with Guan Gong.

-Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest"

The broken net towel has a personal net towel (the ancients had long hair and tied it with a net towel to avoid falling freely), and a friend advised him to mend it.

Make up. He invited the craftsman who mended the net towel to sit in a chair and let the craftsman mend his head. The craftsman told him that there was no way to repair it.

Tell him to take off the net towel. He smiled and said, "If I had taken it off, the net towel would have come loose."

-Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest"

Bow quickly. One often offends others by bowing too fast. Someone taught him a method: "When you bow, say it in your mouth."

In the first month, February, March ... until1February, you will finish an article "Yi" every time you finish reading it, so naturally it won't be too fast.

Yes "

One day, he met a friend on the road. He bowed to his friend in the above way and said, "January, February, March ... October."

February ",and deliberately read slowly. His friend was already angry when he bowed. He asked the people on the side of the road:

"What month did my friend leave?"

-Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest"

Myopia has a banquet. Two blind guests sat side by side on the wine table. One of them is blind in his left eye and the other is blind.

Right eye.

After a while, another guest with high myopia also came to the front wine table and took a seat. He looked at the two people on the last wine table.

The guest who had been blind for a long time turned them into a person and secretly asked the person at the same table, "The one on the first wine table?"

Who is the friend with wide face? "

-Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest"

The smelly-footed lady gave a banquet to entertain guests. Suddenly, the host smelled a strange smell, so he called the children to ask. The child whispered in his master's ear.

Said, "My wife took off her shoes over there." The host mused in a low voice: "Even if you take off your shoes, it doesn't necessarily stink."

The boy's stool was attached to his ear and said, "Lady, both feet have fallen off."

-Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest"

Zheng yuanshi county is good at teasing Wu Lingren. Zheng Yuanshi is an exaggerated word, which is well known.

Once, he lived in Yuyi, and there was a dirt well in front of the hotel, and the water was very muddy. But people here, making tea and cooking, are all.

Use the water from this well. Zheng yuanshi county smiled and said to people, "If I live here for a year, the dirty things in my stomach will probably be fine."

This is half a wall. "

One more thing: People in Taoyuan County are used to filling MC Davi with magnetic boxes with teeth, and then knocking with wooden sticks. This is called knocking.

Tea. This kind of wooden pestle is about five feet long and was smashed in the first half of the year. Zheng Yuanshi joked: "If Taoyuan people live to be,

At the age of sixty, there was enough tea pestle in my chest to build three small houses. "

-Ming Jiang Yingke's Snow History and Harmony

The three brothers laughed at each other. All three brothers are nearsighted. One day, three brothers went to visit a guest together. Go to its lobby and hang it on it.

There is a plaque with three gold characters "Heritage Hall" written on it.

The boss said, "I'm afraid the owner of this family is ill." Why else did you write' spermatorrhea room'? "

The second shook his head and said, "What you said is wrong. The owner of this family is good at Taoism, so he wrote a plaque of' Taoist Temple'. " Laodadao

To outdo each other, one's face was red.

There is no way, so we have to let the young and discerning third child identify it.

The third son raised his eyes and proudly said to his two brothers, "You are all talking nonsense. Where is it in this hall? "

A plaque? "

-Feng Ming magnum "Laughing House"

Once upon a time, there was a man who dreamed of getting rich, but he had no choice, so he came up with a trick: why not build a toilet,

Let pedestrians come here to relieve themselves, can't they also get some manure and fertile land? So he built a toilet next to his door.

On this day, he saw a man coming from a distance, raising his skirt while walking, and knew that this man must want to pee. I'm sorry

The man went to the opposite toilet to relieve himself, so he pretended to defecate and ran to the opposite toilet to occupy a position. People who want to pee see him pick it up.

I went to the opposite toilet and went to his toilet to pee. But he spent too much time squatting in the opposite toilet and felt uncomfortable.

I farted and shit. The man regretted it and sighed loudly, "I shouldn't lose big because of small things."

-Feng Ming magnum "Laughing House"

A person has been in debt to others for a long time, but he lied to others and said, "It's not that I don't want to pay you back, just because of me."

It costs too much to marry a wife, so I can't afford it for the time being. Currently, I have a marriage. This woman is a widow. She has a lot of savings, but unfortunately I don't even

Bridal gifts cannot be beautiful things without capital. If you can help me with some dowry money and marry her, I will not only settle old scores.

I'll pay you back the new account together, and I can lend you some money. "Creditors, lend him a sum of money.

When men get the money, they decorate the house neatly and buy a lot of fashionable furniture, just like a new house. creditor

Trust him more and more.

After a while, the creditor came to the man's house and knocked at the door, only to hear a woman in the room answer, "My husband is on a business trip."

Come again next time, sir. "So many times, creditors are suspicious.

Once, when the creditor knocked on his door, there was a woman's voice in the room. The creditor crept to the window and passed through the window lattice.

Peeping in, where there is no woman, it turns out that this person is holding his nose and pretending to be a woman. He flew into a rage and broke the window.

Go in, swing an iron fist, and fight. The man not only didn't realize it, but also held his nose and shouted in a feminine voice, "My husband owes you money, fuck!"

What happened to me! "

-Ming Zuiyuezi's "Selected Elegant Laughter"

Once upon a time, there was a man who was extremely impatient. When passing by the noodle restaurant, he shouted, "Why don't you give it?"

I'll take it to the top? "The shopkeeper took the hot noodles, poured them on the table next to the man, and said grumpily," Eat quickly.

All right! I'm going to wash the dishes. Tearing his hair out about this kind of mood, helpless, had to swallow his anger into his stomach.

The man came home and said to his wife, "I'm so angry." Without saying anything, the wife quickly packed her things.

Yelled: "You die here, I want to get married." Say and make a dash for the door.

This woman has only been married for one night, and her husband will divorce her. She was surprised to ask why, and her husband said, "Why haven't you given it yet?"

I have a fat son? "

-Ming Zuiyuezi's "Selected Elegant Laughter"

Two in-laws have a pair of children, one is impatient and the other is slow. One day, two in-laws met on the road and bowed to each other.

The impatient man just grabs it; Slowly bowed their heads, and they bowed their heads in an orderly way to say hello. They are very affectionate: how are your in-laws to the moon?

How about in-laws in February? Count to1February. Yi bi, straight up, disappeared in the shadow of in-laws, surprised to ask

Man on the roadside: "When did my in-laws leave?" Answer: "It's very kind of you to leave in February."

-Ming anonymous "fashion joke"

Once upon a time, there was a man with high myopia. One morning, he opened the door and there was a pile of cow dung in front of it. He thought it was.

What a good thing! I touched it with my hand and was very surprised. "It's really a good gold lacquer box, but the paint is still wet."

-Ming anonymous "fashion joke"

"It's your dad's bad paste." An illiterate person. His son handed him a piece of paper for pasting windows. The man turned all the books and documents upside down. son

See you at home, very angry. His mother rushed over to comfort him and said, "Don't worry, son! He is a good paste. Yes

Your dad doesn't make a good paste. It's also your dad. "

-Ming anonymous "fashion joke"

Wear leaves and wind, and your family is rich. There is a teenage handmaid who is the most diligent and alert. Because the hostess is harsh and stingy, she has three meals a day.

She is not allowed to eat enough, so she often goes hungry and can't swallow her voice.

One day, facing the west wind in a lonely place, the handmaid inhaled and swallowed, not wanting to be discovered by the hostess, and felt that she was a handmaiden.

This woman's actions are so weird that she wants to find out.

The maid said sadly, "I'm often hungry, so I'll learn a way to swim in the west wind here."

If you can learn, you won't have to eat, so you can serve your old people diligently. "

The hostess was overjoyed and patted her handmaid on the bony shoulder, encouraging her to say, "You must study hard."

Learn this method and save money for our family. Besides, there are many dried leaves in my backyard. I'm going to use a needle handle today.

These leaves combine into clothes for you to wear. Because you don't eat my rice, if I don't buy you another dress.

Clothes, neighbors will say I have no conscience. "

-Qing Jincheng "Laugh Well"

The hostess's hands are light and loose. With money at home, it is difficult to hire a teacher for my son. The teacher is knowledgeable and knows his son well.

Psychological education, son's academic progress. However, this couple is very stingy and stingy, giving their husbands three meals a day.

The same: a plate of meat slices, and thin and few. Because of his face, Mr. Wang Can didn't dare to say it directly, so he wrote a satire to slap it:

The master's knife is sharp and sharp, and the mother's hand is light and loose;

A piece of paper, light and unparalleled.

Suddenly there was a breeze under the window, blowing into the sky.

Hurriedly make people look for its trace, and it has passed the twelve peaks of Wushan.

I don't know if the host and his wife understand what they mean, but they don't want to increase the cost of food, so they don't take Mr. Wang's ridicule to heart. Meiri cabin

The diet is still a thin plate of meat, and there is no improvement. Mr. Wang was helpless. He wrote another poem to laugh at it:

It takes a lot of time for chefs to approve thin shops.

I dare not open the window for fear that the wind will blow over Taihu Lake.