A box of light jokes.

Someone once gave Cao Cao a box of shortbread. Cao Cao wrote the words "a box of shortbread" on the box and put it on the stage. When Yang Xiu saw it, he took it out and shared it with everyone. When Cao Cao asked him why, Yang Xiu replied, "When the word (he) is taken apart, it means people, one with one mouth, and when they are connected together, it means a person with a brittle mouth.

There was a Wu Zetian in the Tang Dynasty. When she became emperor, she wanted to take a new name, but she felt that the existing words were not enough to express her present glory, so she wanted to create a word herself. At that time, she had a feudal superstition about the sun and the moon, and everyone thought the sun and the moon were sacred. Wu Zetian compared herself to the sun and the moon, and wanted to hang high in the sky like the sun and the moon forever, so she learned that the sun and the moon are above the sky: Bae.

Someone once gave Cao Cao a box of shortbread. Cao Cao wrote the words "a box of shortbread" on the box and put it on the stage. When Yang Xiu saw it, he took it out and shared it with everyone. When Cao Cao asked him why, Yang Xiu replied, "If you take the word (He) apart, it is a person, one with one mouth, and when you connect it, it is a fragile person!"

When Ji Xiaolan was an assistant minister, Xiao Shenyang was the minister of history. Once, two people were drinking with the same examiner. During the dinner, Xiao Shenyang pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan is very clever. Hearing that Xiao Shenyang was insulting himself with homophonic words, he immediately replied calmly: "The tail is a wolf and the tree (Shangshu) is a dog." Yu Shi, who wanted to please Xiao Shenyang, also heard cleverness, but deliberately replied: "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan knew the intention of this proposal and said calmly, "There is still a difference. The habit of wolves is to eat meat, and the habit of dogs is to eat whatever they encounter, and to eat shit when they encounter shit (recommended). " Make small Shenyang an empire.