English humorous sentences

English humorous sentences, English funny translation is cruel!

I asked God for a bike, but I knew God wouldn't do that. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

At first, I asked God directly for a bike. Later, I thought, God doesn't do things like this. So I stole one and asked God to forgive me.

Don't argue with idiots. He will pull you to his level and beat you with experience.

You can never beat a pure SB, because he will bring your IQ to his level and then beat you with rich experience.

I thought I wanted a job, but I just wanted a salary.

I thought what I wanted was a career, but it turned out that I just wanted a salary.

Knowledge is to know that tomatoes are a kind of fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Literal translation: knowledge is that you know that tomatoes are a kind of fruit; Wisdom is like not putting it in a fruit salad.

A: Knowledge tells you to put your eggs in one basket, and wisdom tells you not to put all your eggs in one basket.

B: The so-called knowledge is to know that Han Shao and Xiao Si are both born in 1980s, but wisdom tells you that there are differences between men and women in the end.

If God is watching us, we can at least have fun.

God is watching us, so please be happy!

Child: You taught them to walk and talk in the first two years of their lives. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Children are: you spend two years teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend 16 years teaching them to sit still and shut up.

Whenever I fill out the application form, in the section of "If there is an emergency, please inform", I will fill in "Doctor". What is my mother going to do?

When I filled out the form, one item was "emergency contact:" and I filled in "doctor". What can my mother do? !

The only purpose of giving a child a middle name is to let him know when he is really in trouble.

A child wants a middle name just to let him know when he is really in trouble.

Give a full name, so that you can shout it out confidently before hitting the child.

It's not you who fell to death; It's a sudden stop at the end.

I didn't die with a bang when I jumped off the building. "bang!" That's dead.

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