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Talking about being single

First, people who are afraid of trouble and pain like me are more suitable for me to be single.

Second, being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.

Third, I have been single for so many years and there is nothing to explain. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!

Fourth, the long night is unaccompanied, and the beautiful scenery in the morning sleeps alone.

The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog.

Six, single boy named single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

Seven, I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I am in the second half of the year.

Eight, I thought this year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.

After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

Eleven, a hundred single love songs can't sing my inner sadness.

Every day is Singles Day. Where there are men, there are bachelors.

Thirteen, the whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, only I am sending out the fragrance of single dog.

14. After falling in love with you, I changed from carefree single dog to carefree single dog.

15. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

Sixteen, everyone says I'm single, hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

Seventeen, show love is not so easy, single dog also has a temper.

Eighteen-year-old, single and happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. The clothes are worn out and no one can mend them.