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A joke to keep quiet

Classic quotation: it's a joke not to be terrible and not to stay. 1. I think it's normal not to like it after watching it for more than 20 years. I don't live to please you.

What I want is a simple and stable life. The best happiness is the care you give.

If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes care of you in every possible way. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If you want to marry someone, wait until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.

There are four kinds of people: one is crazy in front of friends, the other is perfect in front of lovers, the other is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in the crowd of strangers.

If you have no enthusiasm to respond, you should know that enough is enough. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, leave. I'll never see you again, friendship and love.

6, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.

7, love, madness, two people hold up all the dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

8. Girls who are too heavy to carry bags are generally very popular; Women who change buckets of water to serve themselves are generally more buddies. Why no one loves you, not because you are not good enough, but because you know too much.

9. If you split up, you should die of old age, and it's embarrassing to show a trace of missing.

10, people, help each other to feel warm; Things, work together to know simple; The road is not long until someone accompanies you; Love, you have to remember each other to realize the depth of love.

1 1. Sometimes, people who can't express their feelings can only walk a long way.

12, whether a person deserves to like for a lifetime is not to see how good he can be to you, but how bad he can be to you when he is in a bad mood.

13. There are only two ways for a woman to be reborn: beautiful or rich.

14. What's the feeling of long-distance love? It's not easy and I don't want to give up. I trade my lonely youth for my regretless bald head. I hope that one day the chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and the good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. May every long-distance relationship overcome time and distance and finally get married.

15. If you have more experience, you will know that without a skill, no amount of social interaction is just floating dust.

16, don't just be infatuated with love, character is more important than this. Love is temporary, but character is eternal. When love fades away, the relationship between two people depends on kindness. Take a good look at how he treats people around him. Maybe that's your future life.

17, in fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life, so when you can hold hands, please don't just hold hands side by side.

18. Only when you find a really special person can you shut up and enjoy comfortable silence.

19, if you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you. God will not treat spoony people badly. Be brave and turn around! You must give up something to get a more complete self!

20. If I can't be the only one for you, I won't even be my favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

Classic Quotations: It's not terrible if you can't get it, but it's a joke if you can't stay.

Classic Quotations: If you can't get it, it's a joke; if you can't keep it, it's a joke. In fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life, so please don't just hold hands.

If you don't have the enthusiasm to respond, you should know that enough is enough. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, leave. I'll never see you again, friendship and love.

3, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.

There are only two ways for a woman to be born again: beautiful or rich.

There are four kinds of people: one is crazy in front of friends, the other is perfect in front of lovers, the other is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in the crowd of strangers.

6. If you have more experience, you will know that if you have no skills, no amount of social interaction is dust.

7. Don't just be infatuated with love. Personality is more important than this. Love is temporary, but character is eternal. When love fades away, the relationship between two people depends on kindness. Take a good look at how he treats people around him. Maybe that's your future life.

8, love, madness, two people hold up all the dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

9. I think it took me more than 20 years to see it. It's normal that you don't like me. I don't live to please you.

10, girls who are too heavy to carry bags are generally very popular; Women who change buckets of water to serve themselves are generally more buddies. Why no one loves you, not because you are not good enough, but because you know too much.

1 1. If you break up, you should die of old age. It means to show a trace of missing.

12, people feel warm when they help each other; Things, work together to know simple; The road is not long until someone accompanies you; Love, you have to remember each other to realize the depth of love.

13, sometimes, people who can't express their feelings can only go a long way.

14, if you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you. God will not treat spoony people badly. Be brave and turn around! You must give up something to get a more complete self!

15, what's the feeling of long-distance love? It's not easy and I don't want to give up. I trade my lonely youth for my regretless bald head. I hope that one day the chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and the good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. May every long-distance relationship overcome time and distance and finally get married.

16, whether a person deserves to like for a lifetime is not to see how good he can be to you, but how bad he can be to you when he is in a bad mood.

17. Only when you find a really special person can you shut up and enjoy comfortable silence.

18. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If you want to marry someone, wait until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.

19, if I can't be your only one, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

20. All I want is a simple and stable life. The best happiness is the care you give.

It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

1, in fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life, so please don't just hold hands side by side.

If you don't have the enthusiasm to respond, you should know that enough is enough. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, leave. I'll never see you again, friendship and love.

3, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.

There are only two ways for a woman to be born again: beautiful or rich.

There are four kinds of people: one is crazy in front of friends, the other is perfect in front of lovers, the other is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in the crowd of strangers.

6. If you have more experience, you will know that if you have no skills, no amount of social interaction is dust.

7. Don't just be infatuated with love. Personality is more important than this. Love is temporary, but character is eternal. When love fades away, the relationship between two people depends on kindness. Take a good look at how he treats people around him. Maybe that's your future life.

8, love, madness, two people hold up all the dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

9. I think it took me more than 20 years to see it. It's normal that you don't like me. I don't live to please you.

10, girls who are too heavy to carry bags are generally very popular; Women who change buckets of water to serve themselves are generally more buddies. Why no one loves you, not because you are not good enough, but because you know too much.

1 1. If you break up, you should die of old age. It means to show a trace of missing.

12, people feel warm when they help each other; Things, work together to know simple; The road is not long until someone accompanies you; Love, you have to remember each other to realize the depth of love.

13, sometimes, people who can't express their feelings can only go a long way.

14, if you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you. God will not treat spoony people badly. Be brave and turn around! You must give up something to get a more complete self!

15, what's the feeling of long-distance love? It's not easy and I don't want to give up. I trade my lonely youth for my regretless bald head. I hope that one day the chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and the good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. May every long-distance relationship overcome time and distance and finally get married.

16, whether a person deserves to like for a lifetime is not to see how good he can be to you, but how bad he can be to you when he is in a bad mood.

17. Only when you find a really special person can you shut up and enjoy comfortable silence.

18. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If you want to marry someone, wait until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.

19, if I can't be your only one, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

20. All I want is a simple and stable life. The best happiness is the care you give.

Bian Xiao: Eating too much does not make you fat, and loving each other is harmless. Bian Xiao: You can't be a lover, but you still have to be a person. Bian Xiao: Being single but lonely will be torture. 24 classic quotations: it's a joke if you can't get it, but it's a joke if you can't stay.

Although I am poor, I have all the problems of the rich.

2, how old, because I can't get it, pretending not to want it.

If you can't get it, we will always think that he is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

In fact, many people don't hate their present life, but they just can't afford the life they want.

Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

6, slowly know: people in this life, to stand up to lies, to stand up to perfunctory. You can't bear to cheat and forget your promise. Only when you have loved can you taste happiness and sadness; If you hate it, you will know how to cherish and tolerate it. Instead of letting yourself be decadent, let yourself live more wonderfully.

7. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

8. As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.

9. There are three irretrievable things in life: time, opportunity and what you say.

10, it's not terrible to get it, it's a joke to keep it.

1 1. Sometimes I don't want to be too familiar with others, not because of the high cold, but because it really takes patience and physical strength to maintain the relationship between two people. It's much easier to be alone.

12, don't be so sensitive, don't be so soft-hearted. People who are too sensitive and soft-hearted will definitely be unhappy, and you have to think about what others say all day.

13, sometimes, we don't walk out of pain, but learn to live with it.

14, growing up is to understand that many things can't be done according to your own wishes, but to try to make things what you want in the most appropriate way.

15, in this world, there is no feeling of going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition.

16, I don't want it if I can't think of it; Don't get it; It's hard for yourself, so why bother?

17, I thought trouble would hurt people, but later I learned that if you turn around, it's just a cloud.

18, look back occasionally, or you will always look for it, and you don't know what you have lost.

19, the meaning of money is not to be squandered, but to have more choices.

Before going far away, let's pay attention to what we see.

2 1. When you can't hold on, you can say "I'm so tired" to yourself, but never admit "I can't" in your heart.

22. If you don't get what you want, you should know that enough is enough.

Do what others don't want to do today, and you can do what others can't do tomorrow.

24. Time will let you know that a lifelong wish is actually just a wish.