The joke is getting cold.

1. A butterfly broke its wing, but it flew away. Why? …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

There is a Grenade. One day, after eating, it cleaned its teeth. Suddenly, it found a thorn in its teeth, pulled it out and exploded. ...

3. An international student is taking a driver's license test in America, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" Answer: "Right", so ... hang up ... ———————

4. Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones? A: Ningbo asked: Why? Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off." ..........

A frog jumped into the well. A person looks like a telephone, and he is beaten when he goes out. A man likes to make phone calls. One day, he hung up.

6. One person feels sore feet when walking. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon!

7. There was a hedgehog, rowing a rubber boat, rowing and drowning. ——–

8. Jin Yong's 14 book can be connected into a poem: flying snow shoots at the white deer plain, and seven books by JK Rowling who laugh at the book can also be a sentence: hahahahahahahahahaha-

9. One day Snake A asked Snake B, "Ah B! Are we poisonous? "

Snake B replied, "I don't know? What are you doing here? "

A snake said, "Because I just accidentally bit my tongue."

10. A lumberjack went to apply for a job. Foreman: Try the forest ahead … See how many trees you can saw in a minute … One minute later … Foreman: Wow … 20 trees a minute … Amazing … Where did you work before? Worker: Sahara forest ... Foreman: Never heard of it ... I only heard of ............................... worker in Sahara desert: Yes, ...........................................................................................................-

1 1. Why do ants leave only one line when crossing the desert? Why do ants leave two lines when riding bicycles across the desert? Why did the camel he pushed back leave a straight line when crossing the desert? Because ants ride bicycles with it-

A pig came to England on foot. What has it become? Pigs-

12. China students had an accident on a foreign highway, and even people and cars jumped off a cliff. When the traffic police arrived, they shouted down: Hello? I'm fine, thank you. Then the traffic police left and the overseas students died.

13. A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes. He saw everyone hiding, but Newton was still standing there. Einstein walked over and said, "Newton, I got you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? " Newton: "What do you see under my feet?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile one meter long and one meter wide, puzzled. Newton: "This is a square meter under my feet, and I stand on it, which is Newton/square meter, so you don't catch Newton, you catch Pascal." ——–

14. There are two monsters, a red monster and a green monster. It takes 3 bullets to kill the red monster and 1 bullet to kill the green monster. Now that you have a pistol with only two bullets, how can you destroy two monsters? A: First, kill the green monster with 1 bullet. The red monster turned blue with fear, and then killed it with the remaining 1 bullets. - ——–

15. Children: A train passes by, besides, besides-

16. Tell you a funny story ~ ~ A chicken slipped down the mountain. ....................................................................................................................................................